TheBlackEwe
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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191425, Profile Updated: 09-29-19
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

FAQ

I've noticed that I get asked some of the same questions a lot about Friend, so here's a little list of them. I'll update the list as time goes on. :)

1. What does "Tsukunaimen" mean?

"Tsukunaimen" roughly translates as "to connect to/stain/dye" (tsuku) "inside/interior" (naimen). :) Or "interior staining".

2. Will you include my OC in this story?

I don't take requests to include other people's OCs in my story, I'm just not into that. Sorry. :/

3. (Question) - Anon

I'm always happy to get reviews (especially signed reviews) but if you ask me a question on anon, I can't answer it. There's no reply link, so I literally have no way of responding to you. :(

4. Will you write (other fanfiction story that has nothing to do with Friend or its OCs)? I think you'd be good at it.

I'm not interested in writing other fanfiction stuff after Friend. Don't get me wrong, I love fanfiction and I loved writing Friend, and I love receiving requests for Friend-related stories (and I may or may not do such requests), but I plan to return to original fiction now that I have finished Friend. If you like an idea for an unrelated fanfiction that much, you could always just write it yourself.

5. Will you write NaruHina/SasuSaku/SasuKarin?

I have nothing against those who ship these pairings, but I personally do not and so I will not be writing them. Friend has NaruSaku as endgame.

6. Will you write Boruto/The Last-related stories?

No. I'm not a fan of those series/films. Friend diverges from canon from chapter 698 of the Naruto manga onwards. I am wrote my own ending.


THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! :D

I have been on this site for a good few years now. I have to say, I really did this on just a whim, but I'm so glad that I did. I've been happily writing "Friend" for over five years now, and I know it sounds cheesy, but I wouldn't be doing it if it weren't for my beloved readers. I'm so thankful for the support from each and every one of you, whether you follow, favourite, review or not. I started to write because it was fun. I've continued to write because it's fun and because of my readers. I don't think I'll ever be good enough to accurately explain in words just how thankful I am to everyone who supports me. Sometimes I get such nice reviews from people who aren't logged in, and it kills me to not be able to thank them, because those reviews don't have a reply link, and I can't find them because I don't know their username, or they don't have an account! I don't mind if a review is two words, two lines or full of spelling mistakes from being written at a crazily early hour of the morning, it's always wonderful to know that people enjoy reading what I enjoy writing! :)

Thank you all so much for supporting me and helping me to write. I'd be nothing without you, my friends. :)


Heyas! :D In the last few years, I've taken an interest in writing, and I thought that fanfiction would be a good place to start refining my abilities and learning! :D Although I like art as well. You can find me on Tumblr (theblackewe), if you like.

Naruto will probably be what I write about most of the time. :D

Well, I hope you will enjoy what I write, and thank you for reading! :D

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Gender Confusion: The Trilogy by ThreadbareSP reviews
In this revised compilation of the first three Threadbare South Park episodes, a new kid with an abusive parent moves to South Park. Hilarity ensues. Starring Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and this one other kid. Don't like OCs? Me neither. Give this one a shot. TSP episodes 101, 102, and 103.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Monstrous by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Most love stories begin with the promise of a happy ending. But this is most certainly not a love story. Kyle/Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cleanse by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because being strong doesn't always mean punching out the enemy. Sometimes, strength is best found in the silence. Sakura, 540-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
So He's My Boyfriend, Right by WootYaoi reviews
Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/24/2009
Hear Her Roar by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
He seems to have forgotten just who she is. Rated for brief mentions of torture.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aubade by Lotos-Eater reviews
GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Mushy Feelings by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. Oh, Sasuke was in LOVE. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silence is blond by Nattle the Nettle reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Shonen-ai. Fluffy monologue. Naruto stops talking to prove his point to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Narutos prank by Chaotic Brian reviews
Naruto prank phone call Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7305 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Immensely Evil Leprechaun by Saltwater reviews
A story of romance and mystery, drama and horror, Angst, spirituality, and some purple Speedo's... But beware the leprachauns, for they do not yet exsist in this story, and not even I have any idea what they shall do...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
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Friend reviews
When a girl moves to Konoha with her family, joins a strange team of Genin, deals with weird clients, finds an insane cat, and develops a reluctant crush on one of her teammates, only adventure can follow. Follows canon from 1-698 with some changes (Added female fight scenes and character development, Neji lives, OC is present etc.). Alternate ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 410,692 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [OC, Sasuke U.] - Complete
Undercover reviews
Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke and Ami accept a mission that requires all men. Contains an OC. No romance in this one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
Friend Drabbles reviews
A small collection of drabbles that never made it into the main story of Friend. Rated T for cursing, as is most of my stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
The One Inch Boy reviews
A mission from the Genin days when Team Seven put on a play. Includes an OC. Rated T for reference to a film unsuitable for young children The Rocky Horror Picture Show and mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Helping Hand reviews
Team seven during a boring old D-rank mission. Naruto tries to save Sasuke. Sasuke is very appreciative. NOT. :D Just a short crack fic. No yaoi. One curse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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