Hey, I'm y.cant.i.be.invisible. You can call me Alice.

DISCLAIMER:

There's a reason I post this stuff on Fanfiction.net, not publisher's desks. It is because I am a FAN of these FICTIONS and decided to write my own stuff based on them. If you wanna read stuff I do own you can go here: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/766058/ [/shameless plug]

Facts about me/Notifications:

Name: Allie

Age: 12

Location: ENGLAND!

Team: KILL BELLA!!!!!!!!! And Toshiro Hitsugaya

Favourite...

Books: The HUNGER GAMES!!!!!, The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, His Dark Materials...

TV Shows: NCIS, Doctor Who, Stargate: SG1 and Atlantis...

Music: Paramore, Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Owl City, Florence & the Machine, Kesha, The Black Eyed Peas...

Movies: UP IN THE AIR, Where the Heart Is, The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, 27 Dresses...

STORY STATUSES:

HUMAN, VAMPIRE, PRINCESS, QUEEN
Yeah, it's dead. Well and truely dead. I might be able to update sometime... in the future... but probably not. Sorry.

DAYBREAK PT. 1
Yeah, might be able to pull the last chapter out of my ass sometime, but again, not likely.

FULL CIRCLE
Again, never gonna happen.

GOTHIC LOLITA
Creepy title, cool story to go up soon. Jane (and Alec but we don't see much of him...) basically goes to a high school in England (YAY ENGLAND!) that is suspiciously like mine and poses as a human to try and catch a criminal known in the vampire world as "Gothic Lolita" for her nickname and conspicuous style, but learns a few lessons along the way.

GIRL WITH ONE EYE
I've been nurturing this story since it first popped into my head about a year ago, and have several versions spinning round in my head - basically Bella was abused by her parents as a child, who hacked her eye out and tossed her into the gutter, and was taken in by Charlie's mum (who I decided lives in English so I can say bloody as much as I bloody like :D) and then - after she dies - moves to Washington with Charlie at the end of primary school (11 - she's eight when she gets taken in) and is just as excited as the next person when the Cullens come. And then stuff happens. Yeah, stuff. :D

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

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42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. MEOW occasionally.

6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. SAY -DING at each floor.

8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"

34. TELL people that you can see their aura.

35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air

39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors

40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.

41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.

42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

--Repost to stop Racism--

Black and White

A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go into the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: when you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick your green. When you go in the sun your red. When your cold your blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.

Random Quotes:

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

The secret to perfection is that if at first you don't succeed erase all evidence that you ever tried.

I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without being questioned.

A true friend equals you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

Never knock on Death's door - ring the doorbell and run away, he really hates that.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch everyone wonder how you did it.

Why am I still on Earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Don't mess with me, mate. I've got a stick.

Shut up, voices, or I'll poke you with a fork.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my friend's Granddad did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

(c)y.cant.i.be.invisible 2010