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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Penname: m81170
aka: M or EmNumbers or Mate or GirlFormerlyKnownAsM or NinjaM or any other variation of my penname that is easier to remember

Age: old enough to drink in all 50 states
Location: West of the Missisippi, East of the Pacific Ocean
Why Twilight Fanfiction? Edward (obviously)

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14907 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 5,907 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunt by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
On a job in Ohio, Emmett is kidnapped by a vampire. His brother, Edward, is on the hunt to find him, battling the supernatural and his lust for the coven leader...Bella. AU. Sort of a Supernatural/Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,302 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10865 - Favs: 12,415 - Follows: 12,899 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14846 - Favs: 11,891 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6809 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11799 - Favs: 10,125 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Whisper by acciodanrad9 reviews
Natalie had always heard that true love knows no bounds. But what happens when this actually comes true? Will she be able to let Keith go…forever?
Keith - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,244 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Natalie A., Keith Z. - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by jliane reviews
So, can men and women really be friends? Edward Masen thinks so, and he's determined to prove it to the new woman in his life, the first grade teacher of his niece, little Lilly Whitlock. But does Edward's mind change when he gets to know Isabella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,916 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just Like Them by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
blossom by ms-ambrosia reviews
Isolated and disheartened, Bella Swan finally starts to feel like she belongs when a young man named James enters her life. But when an unexpected pregnancy leads her back to Forks, she finds that hope blooms in unexpected places. OOC. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,774 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6246 - Favs: 5,499 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,258 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Times Infinity by acciodanrad9 reviews
She couldn't lose him; she just couldn't. To save his life and her heart, she would need a miracle. Excerpt: "I love you," he whispered, his breath warm against her neck. "Times infinity."
Keith - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 190,398 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Keith Z., Natalie A. - Complete
Sittin' On The Shelf by cutie sstb reviews
Bella has been working at Emmett's comic shop for 3 years. All the while, she has been trying to gain Edward's attention. Yet, Edward is oblivious to the fact that she fancies him. Will our Ednerd realize she adores him or remain in the dark?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4133 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6494 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
One Day Out West by nolongerpostingonthissite reviews
AH/AU Set in the American West circa 1880. Bella moves to Forks and unwittingly becomes a pawn in the intense and often explosive rivalry between the infamous Cullens and their neighbors the Blacks. canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,210 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 201 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Black Ache by istandcorrected reviews
AU AH OOC Canon pairings. After surviving an eighteen month prior suicide attempt, Bella has a new outlook on life and begins to take hold of the power of her personal choices to shape who she is becoming. In the midst of this, Bella and Edward collide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,572 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella
Stages by BellaBeth222 reviews
Her screams haunted him and Edward had to find out what had happened to Bella, the girl down the hall. As he see her life spiral out of control, he is drawn to help her. Can he save her before she destroys herself....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,557 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Afraid by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guns and Roses by RosieWilde reviews
Bella and Edwardʼs relationship is interrupted by WWI. He dreams of glory as a soldier, and she must figure out life without him. A moving story of how friendship turns to love when survival is in doubt. ExB AU/AH. Finalist in the Indie TwiFic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,809 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Green by lola84 reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,000 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 5,299 - Follows: 4,634 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5780 - Favs: 9,032 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes on Fire by owlpostagain reviews
He loves her. Inexplicably and unrequietedly. His sister's best friend, the police chief's daughter. He can't imagine wanting anyone more than he wants Bella Swan. AU-Human. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An American Vampire in Chicago by Just4ALE reviews
Bella is a business school student when she meets Edward, a PhD student. Is this handsome stranger too good to be true? AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's. Indie TwiFic Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,693 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Them by Veritas Found reviews
Five looks at the relationship of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, as seen through the eyes of five passersby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
How to Warm up a Frigid Valentine by RogueAngel reviews
Never follow Fred and George Weasley anywhere.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,533 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,124 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much reviews
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion reviews
In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W., Harry P. - Complete
The Ace of Spades reviews
It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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