I'm a girl and I hate sexist remarks. I wish for wings, in the year 1899...I could be a winged newsie!!!! I call Blink, or Mush, maybe Spot. I could beat you up. Isn't that really all that matters? Oh, and I'm addicted to Maximum Ride! And Newsies!

Dumb info Crap

Name: Flying. That's all your gonna get. Angel: Angel! Samson: Samson.

Age: I'm somehwere between 13 and 16. I've never been clear to you, and it aint gonna change. Angel: 5. Samson: 7.

Location: The midwest. Angel: Flying's house. Samson: *has dissapeared*

Hair: Brown. It's NOT BLONDE! Angel: Blonde.

Eyes. Blueish-grayish-greenish. Depends on the lighting. Angel:Blue!

Height: 5' 5". Angel: Um...Short.

Favorite color: Black. Angel: Pink, or blue, or maybe white... Me: We get it, you like a lot of colors.

Addictions: Newsies and Maximum Ride. Angel: Chocolate and teddy bears.

There you have it.

I made Wordles!

They are obviously MR themed, so here are some links.

http:///show/wrdl/2371861/Fang

http:///show/wrdl/2371905/Max

http:///show/wrdl/2372009/Iggy

http:///show/wrdl/2375485/Nudge

http:///show/wrdl/2375894/Gasman

http:///show/wrdl/2375954/Angel

Write down the names of favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1. Angel

2. Iggy

3. Max

4. Nudge

5. Fang

6. Gasman

7. Total

8. Ella

9. Dylan

10. Jeb

11.Sam

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Gasman/Sam. No and most certainly not.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Nudge is about my age, so...

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Sam got Ella pregnant? Did they even meet?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A few.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Iggy and Gasman. Oddly enough, I have seen a few Giggy fics.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Fang/Dylan or Fang/Jeb. Fylan. Their the same age.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Total walks in on Iggy and Ella. He wouldn't be surprised, say "You crazy kids," then walk out. Simple as that.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Max/Jeb. NOT ROMANTIC. Max and Jeb have had a rocky relationship. Jeb has gone from good guy to traitor to good guy. Is he back in the traitor category?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Angel/Ella. No there is not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

Total/Sam. Virginia.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Friends list? What?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I'm all alone. No friends list.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Still no friends.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Ella? I don't have anything, so the Hampster Dance Song.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Angel/Gasman/Sam. Sam gets really creeped out.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Every time I go to FF.

God-dang Stereotypes.

Copy, Paste, and bold the ones that have to do with you.

And if you have part that ethnic race in you, underline it and put how much of it you are in parentheses.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (24%)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (24%)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem.

God danggit I hate sterotypes.

KIDNAP!

I have kidnapped Nudge. She promises not to mess things up completely because when school starts she'll be going, and she fell in love with my baby brother. She hates my little sister. Shes made herself at home. If you read St. Fang of Boredom's JobListings story, you'll see how Saint drags Fang around to fantasy lands. Somehow, I think Nudge will drag me anywhere and everywhere. The little twerp has already hacked into my computer. Course, she's not thrilled about it.

God, don't let me regret this.

Yeah, I left Nudge. She was getting all wierd. So now I have pre-TAE 5 year old adorable Angel. She is frozen at this age and will never develop any farther.