Hey, I'm KH-Freak-O-Zoid. But call me...KH-Freak-O-Zoid unless I tell you otherwise. lol I take reqests for stories. :D

Stories:

Kisses in the Bookstore (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Old Habits Die Hard (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

That's Pretty Convincing (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

I Love Larxene (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Why Zexion Doesn't Drink (Kingdom Hearts: Zexion/Demyx)

The Morning After (Kingdom Hearts: Zexion/Demyx)

Fifteen (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

A Peach Tuxedo (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas) -COMPLETE- 09062010

We'll be Together (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Pizza Boy (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Refrigerate Before Opening (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Finally (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

The Perfect Popsicle (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

Romeo and Juliet (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Rough Road Ahead (Kingdom Hearts: Zexion/Demyx)

Corn Dogs (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

Violaters Will be Prosecuted (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Do Not Enter (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

No Entry Beyond This Point (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Prison Area (Kingdom Hearts: Zexion/Demyx)

Pick Up No Hitchikers (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

Cold Shower (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

Still Here for Me (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Didn't See That Coming (Stargate: Atlantis: Sheppard/Lorne)

Cigarettes and Vicodin (House M.D.: House/Wilson)

Hate that I Love You (Kingdom Hearts: Hayner/Seifer)

The Kingdom Hearts Saga (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

Maple Syrup (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku) -COMPLETE- 11052010

Message in a Bottle (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

The End of You and Me, The Beginning of Us (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas) -COMPLETE- 12282010

Turn Me On (Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku)

Stuck (Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas)

Yes, I am a Yaoi-Fangirl. AkuRoku tainted me and then there was no turning back. Don't judge me. :P

Yes, I'm okay with flames. If the story really sucks I'd like someone to tell me. But if you're freaking out like a 2-year-old because you hate yaoi or hate the character I write about, tell you what. Hold your beath until you find someone who cares and let me know how that works out. ;) LOGICAL FLAMES ONLY.

As of now, I'm a Kingdom Hearts FREAK (hence my name) so don't expect a variety of the media in my stories. lol

My favorite pairings:

Kingdom Hearts

RikuSora

LeonCloud

LeonYuffie

CloudAerith

CloudTifa

SeiferHayner

PenceOlette

ZackAqua

LeaIsa

LeaVentus

XemnasSaix

XigbarDemyx

MarluxiaVexen

DemyxZexion

AxelDemyx

RoxasSora

MarluxiaLarxene

RikuXion

AxelSora

LeaSora

Fruits Basket

YukiTohru

KyoTohru

KyoYuki

KyoArisa

HiroKisa

ShigureAyame

HatoriShigure

HatoriAyame

SakiTohru

ArisaTohru

HatsuharuYuki

KakeruYuki

ShigureAkito

KyoKagura

HatsuharuKyo

House M.D.

HouseWilson

ForemanThirteen

ChaseCameron

Final Fantasy VII

AngealZack

ZackCloud

RenoCloud

RudeReno

ZackCissnei

ZackAerith

ZackKunsel

ZackLuxiere

CloudTifa

SephirothCloud

SephirothGenesis

AngealGenesis

SepirothAngeal

ZackYuffie

VincentCloud

RenoYazoo

RudeLoz

CloudKadaj

RenoZack

NOTE: HALF of these I TOLERRATE. Like AkuDemy; I ABSOLUTELY prefer AkuRoku, but I like a couple hints of AkuDemy.

I'll take requests if I don't hate the pairing. (Basically meaning if the pairing isn't listed above, the chances are not good that I will accept. lol But go ahead and ask.)

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Ooh... That's hard. ;) Probably Riku.

2. Your favorite KH girl?
... I don't particularly like any of them. I guess Namine...

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
FREAKIN' VEXEN. I do NOT even need to explain that.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Kairi. She's a slut and RUINS half of the perfect RiSo moments.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Twilight Town. It's where my Kingdom Hearts adventures began. :)

6. Least Favorite World?e
Ugh, Space Paranoids. Annoying and pointless.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
FENRIR. :D

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Eh, Photon Debugger. See my answer for least favorite world.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Don't use them often but Peter Pan. He's really helpful in the Underdome. :)

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Lovin' the Wisdom Form. :) Wish it was dual-wielding though...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Ooh, that's REALLY hard... I love AkuRoku and RiSo because they really seem to be hinted at. ;)

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
SOKAI. EFFE THAT. lol

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
lol I can't think of any right now...

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
I guess you can say Zemyx is weird since neither them ever even interact in ANY of the games but I love 'em anyway. ;P

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Eh, none in particular.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
RIKURIKURIKU.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Yeah, but it sill creeps me out... lol Even though I believe in them.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Noo, he just looks like it. :)

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Dude, are you seriouly even asking? He's got freaking pnk hair an controls freaking flowers.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
FRIG, YES. Although Selphie and Xion are way up there with her...

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Kairi?
Ugh, can't they BOTH just drop dead?? :( Fine, Namine. Just shoot me why don't you?

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Don't have one. I already looked up the story on the Wiki. lol

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No! I loved it!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
:'( Erm...Roku. :)))

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
I don't really relate to any of them... lol

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I make a Keyblade out of wood and swung it around in my living room and took pictures. XD

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
See above answer. That's the closest I've gotten. lol

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
WHEN AXEL MURDERS VEXEN...! *cough* Is that weird? :)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Sephiroth in KH2. D8

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
EVERYTHING. I loved it. haha

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?
Awww!! Does Rikos count lmao! OK no erm... Roxa... rox... Rik... Roxas :(

34. Roxas or Sora?
...Roxas.

35. Axel of Demyx?
D: ...Axel. (SORRY DEMY!)

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Ugh, jut kill me. Uh, Larxene. At least she's not a SoRiku ruining slut. But don't get me wrong, I Hate Larxy too. She's mean to Demyx. :(

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
D8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't you just make me choose between food and water?! ...AkuRoku, ONL because it was my first yaoi love and without it I wouldn't have made it to SoRiku. But I don't care about the rules, that is an IMPOSSIBLE question.

38. Namixas or Namiku?
EW TO FRIGGIN' BOTH. Ugh... NamiRoku. :(

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Akuroku. (But I love Zemyx too. ^^ AkuRoku is just lovely.)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
Dude that's an effeing stupid question. lol SoKai SUX. SoRiku 4. Ev. Er.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Ooh... Paopu. ;)

42. Cloud or Leon?
Hmm... Cloud. :) Smexyyy.

43. CloTi of Clerith?
Cloud and Aerith. :3

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Passion. :D

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Oh, LORD. Um... Roxas, Axel, Sora, Riku, Demyx, Zexion, Luxord (a little), Cloud, Zack...need I go on? lol

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
ORG13!!!

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Aside from the obvious ones, Setzer and Sephiroth remind me of each other, Sora-Leon, Fuu-Paine...to name a few.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Re:coded!!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2, because of Org13.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Everything. No, really. lol

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Saix

2- Zexion

3- Axel

4- Marluxia

5- Lexaeus

6- Vexen

7- Demyx

8- Luxord

9- Larxene

10- Roxas

11- Xaldin

12- Xigbar

13- Xemnas

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Demyx and Axel... That's be kind of funny and cute. :D

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Marluxia and Roxas... *cough*RAPE*cough* Smutty.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Zexion and Larxene... Uh, no.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Saix and Xaldin... Org13: Xemnas is gonna kill Xaldin. LOL

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Luxord and Xemnas vs. Vexen and Lexaeus... I guess VexyLexy. lol

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Xigbar's a sexy pirate elf but not the MOST attractive. lol

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Axel and Xaldin and Luxord... Axel would have so much fun teasing them. :D

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Marluxia and Zexion... Ew, "Ro-Emo and Juliet" XD

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Roxas and Saix... Uh, no. An I don't have any desire to. lol

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Lexaeus and Xemnas... Uh, no?

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Vexen and Larxene... Well considering Larxene is a girl (supposedly) I think that kind of answers itself. O_O;; Ughhh, a lot of weird unpleasent images are now swirling through my brain...

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Saix and Xemnas... Yes, but it'd still be creepy. lol

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Xaldin and Axel... "Winds of fire. 'Nuff said." lol

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Xigbar and Demyx... Demy's a mommy! LOL! :D Xigbar's looks and Demyx's brains... Oy, I feel sorry for that baby already. ]

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Zexiona nd Saix and Luxord... Warning: This is not a story you'd wanna show smeone you'd like to stay friends with. lol

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Marluxia and Xigbar and Lexaeus... Well, first of all, let me just say EW. And I doubt Lexy would say much. He IS the Silent Hero. ;]

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

I was born on the day of XemnasSaix,

In the month of Axel,

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus,

And I'm Demyx+Zexion years old.