Hey peoples! HoboKitty here! (Psst! I'm not a kitty OR a hobo!)

The Ships That I Sail

My Hardcore Ships

iCarly--Sam/Freddie-Seddie- Seddie Bickering=love :)

Carly/Griffin-Criffin- Am I the only one who LOVED this ship...I CANNOT wait until iBeat the Heat!

Carly/Gibby- Cibby!- CIBBY FTW!

Wizards of Waverly Place--Alex/Mason-Malex(?)- Did he HAVE to turn into a wolf!?

Alex/Justin-Jalex- Love it but only in my fanfiction dreams. :'(

10 Things I Hate About You-- Cameron/Bianca- Bameron? Camanca? (lol)- I like Joey/Bianaca but I LOVE Cameron/Bianca

The Mild Ships

Victorious--Andre/Tori-Tandre(?)-I like it, but it's probably gonna end up like a one-sided thing. I just don't like Beck after kissing Tori in front of Jade. :\

Robbie/Cat-Cobby? Cabby? idk lol- Idk why I ship this...they haven't had like ANY interaction, but they're both adorkable!

Robbie/Rex- Rox? Rexie? I DON'T KNOW!- It reminds me of Seddie! ;D

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1: Freddie

2:Carly

3:Sam

4:Spencer

5:Griffin

6:Gibby

7:Wendy

8:Tasha

9:Melanie

10:Chuck

11:Nevel

12:Missy

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Are you cereal?! Gibby/Nevel? WTF!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

SHOOSH YEAH! Spencer is a stud ;)

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I don't think it's possible for Missy to get Tasha pregnant O.o

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Nope...not ringing any bells in my noggin.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Carly and Gibby? YES! CIBBY RULES!

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Griffin/Melanie...I bet he could make that good girl go bad... ya know what I'm saying...haha

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

I'm sure Wendy would tell EVERYONE about Carly and Missy making out

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Um... one day Chuck is out to get revenge...and finds the queen of revenge (Sam) on the way. IDK haha

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

After iEnrage Gibby I bet there's some fluff about Freddie and Tasha...don't tell Gibson though :D

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

um...Wendy and Missy? uh iCome Back?

11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic?

I already HAVE read a bunch of Freddie/Sam fics!

12) Is anything on your favorites list about eleven?

Um...Nevel is...no. There's nothing on my favorites list about THAT boy!

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

I'll do Carly/Griffin because Carly/Spencer...is just WRONG in my book. Um...what about iStill Love PeeWee Babies XD

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

I REALLY don't know... Barbie Girl? I mean...I don't know what Tasha is like!

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING:This fic will make you have mental issues.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Pfft! I read a Carly/Griffin fic the other day

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Freddie and Wendy are in a happy relationship until Melanie (WTF!) runs off with Wendy. Freddie, heartbroken, has a shot one-night stand with Nevel (DOUBLE WTF!), and a brief unhappy affair with Missy, then follows the wise advice of Griffin and finds true love with Carly.

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

WARNING: This fic is very OOC. Read at your own risk...AND no Seddie :(

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Ok... Griffin, Spencer, Wendy, Freddie, and Sam are playing Truth or Dare. Griffin asks Wendy, and Wendy says Truth. Griffin asks who Wendy loves, and Wendy confessed her true love with Spencer. Spencer does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Sam (SPAM! Me no likey) Wendy is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Freddie while Sam and Spencer run off into the sunset together. However, Griffin is secretly in love with Freddie (HAHAHA!) and becomes jealous of Wendy, who after comfort from Freddie, becomes in a relationship with him, and so Griffin decides to murder Wendy (ooo...Killer!Griffin) but is stopped by police officer Chuck (no...Chuck's more of the criminal type) allowing Freddie and Wendy to continue their relationship.

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?

Um... WARNING:EXTREMELY OOC!

Put this on you profile...

A little excerpt from my first story iAm Fearless

iAm Fearless

There's something 'bout the way

the street looks when it's just rained

There's a glow off the pavement

You walk me to your car

and you know I want to ask you to dance right there

in the middle of the parking lot yeah.

I followed Freddie out the door as he walked into the Bushwell hallway.

"I can't believe you're making me drive you to the Cuddlefish concert Sam." He said with an eye roll.

"Well you better believe it. Carly went with Griffin and I don't want to be cramping their love." I said with a small smile.

Freddie groaned. I playfully pushed him. "What are you groaning about?" I smirked while looking at him. I'm not really sure how our relationship got to this point. Instead of trying to kill the nub, I now teased him in an almost flirtatious way.

"Stop Sam. You know that their relationship won't work out! All this time I thought that she would end up with me." He muttered the last part. I felt a small pang of jealousy and pushed him out the front door of the lobby.

Right away we both covered our heads. It was storming. Stupid Seattle. I kept my head covered as I stared down the street. It actually looked pretty cool. The roads looked like they had little clear Skittles bouncing off of them. Before I knew it Freddie had grabbed my arm with one hand and pulled me to his car.

"You know," I started to tell him about the clear Skittles thing while getting in his car.

"Is all you ever think about food?" He said, flashing a smile.

I nodded my head, keeping my almost always serious expression. "Nope. I also think about ways of teasing you."