I'm a student who tries - and usually fails - to write intelligent fanfics in dumb genres. I will continue to do so until someone - anyone - agrees to publish my originals.

Here's the line up.

An Idiot's Guide to Writing Kingdom Hearts (By Idiots not for Idiots.): I swore I'd never write a humour fic so naturally here it is. Though actually this is more a plea to think of te children. If you too want to be the proud owner of a Deep Dive quoting, Simple & Clean humming, Mary-Sue loving carbon copy of a thousand other fanifcs this handy guide with author's notes will take you through it step by step. "When you walk away you don't hear me say, please oh Baby don't sue." Status: Technically complete but may be updated again in a pathetic attempt to cadge more reviews, provided I think I can be in any way funny and am really, really bored.

This story is also now totally, horrendously out of date, not least because the number of Mary-Sue bashing fics now threaten to swamp legitimate Mary-Sue fics for numbers. (But also because of the whole, you know, 2 sequels that have been issued since I wrote it.)

Chasing Shadows: (Card Captor Sakura)A look into Syaoran's past as seen through the eyes of Clow Reed as he desperately searches for the shadow child. (My first ever fic published here.)Complete and no there is not going to be a sequel.