joeybbhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. I am a Brit so please excuse my un-Americanisms! I am delighted that Little Miss Mionie (my very patient co-beta for "The First Piercing is the Deepest") has designed me a banner for my Bella and Angela love story 'Brunette Hurricane'; check it out here: http:///hphotos-ak-snc6/hs250.snc6/179857_10150128816204882_601239881_7662650_6298701_n.jpg I am at Uni now so updates will probably be rare until the summer... |
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Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6425 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6246 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 5,465 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Afraid of the Light reviews
Dark AH Two-shot. When courier Bella accidentally meets, and starts to work for, the beautiful but secretive Edward, she has no idea the lengths she will go to in pleasing her new boss, and the war she will have no choice but fight in. M for naughtiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Brunette Hurricane reviews
Angela Weber can't understand why Bella Swan is the hottest thing in Forks, or why her on-off boyfriend Eric can't give her the satisfaction she craves. But she soon becomes intrigued by a new boy in school when she sees him in the Xmas play. Fem-Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,049 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Angela
The First Piercing is the Deepest reviews
In defiance of her domineering boyfriend Edward, Bella decides to get her lip pierced at the new shop in Forks where she unwittingly gets up close and personal with free-spirit Jacob. Smutalicious. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,782 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bella's First Mentor reviews
Bella arrives late at university for her first meeting with her new photography mentor Edward and is left stunned by what she walks into...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartache on the Wilderness Trail reviews
His eyes are so full of desperation; I can't help but feel sorry for him and press the palm of my hand against his cheek. His eyes close, grateful to be touched, and he licks his lips, his firm tongue poking out, and I am lost in him once again. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Pinch Becomes a Grab reviews
Big-hearted construction owner Jacob visits his timid friend Bella, secretary to narcissist boss Edward, at work. Seeing the way Edward treats his staff like dirt raising his hackles and they soon become violent nemeses. A SLASH two-shot. Edward/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
