'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the lair, Not a turtle was stirring, not one would dare.

With help from his family Michelangelo attempts a new hobby: knitting nun chucks.

Its perfectly normal for kids to have imaginary friends. Its not too terrible if the imaginary friend is a teenage mutant ninja turtle. But what if the imaginary friend isn't really imaginary?

The ultimate step-by-step guide to landing your very own Turtle s . Do not read if you intend to hurt the Turtles .

What if three brothers were returned to 'normal? What if it were up to the one left standing to change them back? What if their lives depended on Michelangelo doing chemistry?

Cartoon Villainy 101, where cartoon evildoers go to get certified in Villainy. Provided they can stand to be in the same room with each other and the professor long enough to graduate.