Hey so I have been reading fanfiction for a while now and decided to give it a shot. Let me know what you think and any suggestions you have. Here are a couple of things that I enjoy and don't enjoy when it comes to fanfiction or life just in general.

Favorite Movies:

Stand By Me, The Breakfast Club, The Outsiders, 16 Candles, The Lost Boys, Elf, Kicking and Screaming.

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Lost Symbol, Deception Point, The Outsiders, Pretty Little Liars.

Favorite Characters of All Time:

Chris Chambers: He just needs a hug. (Stand By Me)

Eyeball Chambers: Deep down he really does care about his little brother. (Stand By Me)

Teddy Duchamp: Just wants to have some fun. (Stand By Me)

Johnny Cade: Just needs some love. (The Outsiders)

Sodapop Curtis: Cares about everybody. (The Outsiders)

Regulus Black (Harry Potter).

Sirius Black (Harry Potter).

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter).

James Potter (Harry Potter).

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Scorpius Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Lily E. Potter (Harry Potter)

Kurt Hummel: He has courage. (Glee)

Quinn Fabray: Is strong. (Glee)

Brittany: So dumb but so sweet. (Glee)

Real life questions that have been asked in court:

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
_ _ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year- old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
_ _ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_ _ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNE Y: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_ _ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_ _ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
_ _ _ _ _

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Harry Potter survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?: Five and Seven

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?: Six and Part 1 of Seven

Who is your favorite HP character?: Sirius Black or Regulus Black

Which House would you prefer to be in: Ravenclaw or Slytherin

What House do you think you'd be in?: Ravenclaw

Which ghost is your favorite?: The Grey Lady (Helena Ravenclaw), her story is so sad or Nearly Headless Nick

What subject do you like best?: Potions or Charms

Who is your favorite teacher?: Severus Snape

What position would you like to be in for Quidditch?: Chaser

What position do you think suits you best?: Chaser

Who would you want to make friends with?: Hermione or Regulus (depends on the time period)

Who would be your best buddy at Hogwarts?: Luna

Why would he/she be your best buddy?: I have a few friends who remind me of Luna and we get along very well

Which character in the book can you relate to?: Hermione

What pet would you get?: Owl

Snape or Sirius? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James or Snape? James

Hagrid or Snape? Snape

The Marauders or the Golden Trio? Marauders

Ability to become invisible or and Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna or Cho? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves? Dumbledore

Aragrog or Grawp? Grawp

Zonko's joke shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange

Would you rather go through the first or the third task in the Triwizard Tornament? Third

Number your 12 favorite Harry Potter characters and answer the questions. NO CHEATING!

1.) Regulus

2.)Sirius

3.)Lily

4.)Remus

5.)James

6.)Bellatrix

7.)Andromeda

8.)Narcissa

9.)Neville

10.)Hermione

11.)George

12.)Draco

1) Have you ever read a6/11 fanfic before?
George and Bellatrix. Nope

2)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Yes. Scars are all I have to say

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
A lot of inbreeding

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Yes

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
They are cousins so no

6) 5/9 or 5/10?
Neither but if I had to 5/10

7)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Run away screaming

8) What would happen in a 3/11 fanfic?
Time Travel

9)Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Not sure but probably

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic

The Disowned Son

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Remus grows close with Regulus when Reuglus and Sirius try to get close

12) Which partner for 3?
James or Severus

13.) 11?
Him and Fred laughing

14.)4/5 fic
Bonding after a full moon

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what song would you use?
Not sure

17)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?
Incest

18)What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?
She wouldn't

19) If 4 was pregnant who would you expect to be the father? Ummm Sirius

20) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner what would they do?
"What did Sirius do this time?" I'm thinking of a time when they are all very young

If 1 had an extreme caffine rush, what would you do?
Keep him away from the Mauraders. Who knows what they would do to him

) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together what would you do?
Wonder how she came back and make sure Harry never found out

I pretty much love Stand By Me. None of my friends seem to even know what it is and it makes me so sad. Since there are not many Stand By Me forums I kind of want to start one. Just send me a message if your interested in this.