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Joined 12-19-10, id: 2662975, Profile Updated: 09-14-12
Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda.

Hey.

Everyone always makes super long profiles but...I don't know what to put.

Um...I like Zelda and Hetalia and I procrastinate a lot so...yeah. Kthxbai.

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Fight Me, Bite Me by Wild Rhov reviews
Gray has a secret kink for immobilizing people with his ice. Natsu fears his instincts and must be restrained if he wants to get intimate. When a nightmare brings them together, the two rivals realize that the only partner who could handle their fetishes...is each other! WARNING: BDSM, bondage, omorashi, watersports, angst, fluff, profound love... Don't read if you're sensitive.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 612,395 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Mortal Man by DadMom AngryPants reviews
SpongeBob never thought that his hero would die, but beneath the super powers and fancy costumes was a mortal, old man. In memory of Ernest Borgnine, aka Mermaid Man, 1917-2012.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - SpongeBob, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy - Complete
Killings and Kisses -- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Padlock by SilentConventionalWeapon reviews
Paige, the personification of artistic creativity, meets Tony, the ruler of time across the universe. The two seem to have a lot in common, especially according to the three "little victims" living in the house, however the Clock and the Creative One seem to do nothing but fight, argue, and oddly enough, fall into a dreadful love/hate relationship trademarked by killing and kisses.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] Harry, Manny
Idiotas by PASTA300 reviews
America and Italy try to cure their stupidity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America
Green is not a creative color by pay-your-hecking-taxes reviews
Ever wonder why the Notebook says 'Green is not a creative color? Fanfic for don't hug me I"m scared. Pre-video time frame. Notebook is gender neutral. Written for a friend who runs an ask blog for the notebook on tumblr.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Notepad - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
There goes my life by OrangeBlossom001 reviews
At the young age of 17, Light must now deal with something he never quite thought was possible; being pregnant. Warnings inside. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Light Y., L
Truth or Dare Hetalia! by MasteroftheMidnightYard reviews
Join our national friends as we embark on a fantastical journey of revelations, mysteries, action, and humiliation! Pairings listed inside! Review and leave your requests! Come one, come all! Join the Italies, Germany, Japan, Spain, America, England, France, China, Russia, Austria, Prussia, Canada, and Yours Truly in this revealing game! Dare to play? INCONCLUSIVE HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Germany's Blog! by BlueXBeanie reviews
Yup, Germany made a blog! Just to please an angry boss and silly Italian...and a temporary replacement for his diary... T for cursing! QUESTIONS BY PM, POR FAVOR!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Germany
How Not to Seduce an Englishman by Busby's Teapot reviews
Alfred really should have known better than to ask for France's advice. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Teletubbies, England and I by TomatoFairyGodmother reviews
Written in America's P.O.V for the fun of it, heh. In which, America sees that the Teletubbies are having a concert in England! He begs dear Iggy to take him, and he, reluctantly, agrees. They have lots of lulzy times and America finds out something surprising about the Brit. Slightly cracky, and chock full of puns! Mmn, puns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
Perfectly Ridiculous by GothicFaery94 reviews
A game of Truth or Dare leads John and Sherlock to rethink their feelings for one another. Hey, at least it's not Cluedo. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flowers by Aloof-Star24 reviews
Cornflowers are Ludwig's favorite. - Pointless GerIta fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
Bro Hug by TribalGirl reviews
USUK, kinda fluffy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pigtail Pulling by Arynn Octavia reviews
Jim comes to discover a few things about himself, and a few things about a few of his coworkers. Jim/Dwight slash. Pam/OMC. Expect spoilers through the episode Diwali, during which this begins. It is also slightly AU before that point, as you'll see. WIP
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,825 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jim H., Dwight S. - Complete
The Downfall of the Erogenous Zone by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Lovino Vargas finds out that he can never be on top when Antonio has the advantage of pulling on his curl. Spamano, slight GerIta, M for yaoi semi-smut and Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Yellow and Turquoise Hearts by tere moto the sentry reviews
Spongebob/Squidward. A collection of one shots featuring romance between our favorite sponge and...um, squid/octopus guy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Belarus is not allowed to by AshCollector reviews
Everything Belarus is not allowed to do, written by Ukrane, Russia, and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Belarus - Complete
Catch Me by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Favouritism is word Lovino learned at the age of three. AU Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Things I'll Never Tell You by 8NobodyKnows8 reviews
STANDARD SPAMANO FLUFF AND SHITE. Review s'il vous plait!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
WHOOSH by ThexFifthxAlice reviews
Magical hair curls, ninja Spain, pants on Mars, 'volcanoes', and wonderful times on France's lawn. Oh my...Summary phail!. Just read it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Know My Name by Triangular Prism reviews
He made no effort to show the world exactly who he was, and somehow... it irked her. Belarus wanted to see him angry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Belarus, Canada - Complete
Escalation by sweeteggy reviews
More Edd/Eddy stuff.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Edd, Eddy
Why Doesn't Squidward Just Leave? by KirbyKitten456 reviews
After his house is destroyed by Spongebob once again, Squidward lets all of his rage out on the poor thing. Finally Spongebob asked him a very deep question that makes the octopus think. One-sided Sponge/Squid
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Spamano 75 Sentences by sakichan119 reviews
75 sentences based off of 75 words
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
That Curl by HappeDaez reviews
A bunch of one-shots with various pairings, all foucusing on those little, weird curls. Chapter Ten: Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Denmark, Norway
EdSome by mysoulmate reviews
A little truth or dare, a little spiked birthday punch, and waking up nude between his two best friends the morning after.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Eddy
deviantART by MonochromeOsity reviews
A little tribute to dracontessa on deviantART! Germany and Italy discover something...interesting... GerIta and USUK hints
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
RevealED by CrystalSlashlover reviews
This is basically a retelling of most of the episodes from season 2 and more in a slash style, starting with Momma's Little Ed. I've alwaws wondered, how did that night affect Eddy? EddyxDD slash! yaoi! It might go beyond T later... not really sure...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,508 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Eddy, Edd
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Breathless by Teh-Drabbler reviews
Craig/Eric one-shot. Craig misses a class and Eric gets worried.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
I Don't Know Why by GhostHelwig reviews
Poetry, beginning with a poem from Edd to Eddy. Romantic slash. Ed's Blessing - aka ch. 3 - now up! -COMPLETE!-
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Complete
My Valentine by GhostHelwig reviews
Ed and Eddy give Edd a very special Valentine's Day gift. Very slash. You were warned.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2004
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess reviews
Everyone pictures Link as a dashing, noble, selfless hero, but...what if he was actually a hot-headed, sarcastic, hard-to-reason-with guy? Novelization of Twilight Princess. Please enjoy! I do not own any part of Zelda: Twilight Princess whatsoever. Nearly everything belongs completely to Nintendo.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,356 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Link, Midna