Bobo's Donutshide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, and Cherub. This account is more than a little outdated, but I hope that you can find some belated enjoyment in it; the culmination of two years spent roaming this website manically. Updates are unlikely, and for that I am very sorry. Use your imaginations! Write your own endings, if you care enough (and if you do, you deserve a high five, because I clearly don't). Also feel free to leave a review with any thoughts or suggestions, because feedback is always appreciated. Have a nice day! Bobo's Donuts xx |
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Battle Armour by the crooked typewriter reviews
Arthur wears the armour and runs into battle. Merlin fixes each piece when its over. That's the way it's always been. And yet, Merlin's the one riddled with scars, and Arthur seems to be the only one that keeps noticing.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,955 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Gwaine
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,298 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Heavy Stones Fear No Weather by onceandfuturewarlock reviews
Two weeks ago, there was a patrol. And it went wrong. And Merlin went missing. Two weeks later, he's back within Camelot's walls, no worse for the wear, with his usual goofy grin on his face. And Arthur thinks he's okay. (He isn't.) Implied/referenced non-con. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Gwaine - Complete
Broken and Mended by Charis77 reviews
Arthur is awakened before dawn to deal with an angry lord's accusations against his manservant. What trouble has his friend managed to get into this time? Set between series 4 and series 5.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Leon - Complete
Masquerading as a man with a reason by WerewolvesAndWinchesters reviews
Stiles hates lying to his dad, but it turns out he's not the only Stilinski who knows more about the supernatural than he should. But it isn't until his dad asks his friends Sam and Dean Winchester to help out with a case that things go well and truly to Hell. Set during S1 of Teen Wolf and S5/6 of Supernatural. First fic that isn't meta-based or headcanon so be gentle. AU Canon
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,204 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,314 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Headaches by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
...And that wasn't because the pillow her nose was incidentally pressed into smelled exactly like Fred. But that was an upside of course. T for an F bomb.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 148,341 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,116 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Busted by copyallcatsandacrobats reviews
A suspect gives Juliet and Lassiter Shawn's name as an alibi for robberies in question; Shawn must then reveal more about himself than he wants to in order to tell what he knows. After a poor payback, Lassiter is actually sympathetic, and he ends up inadvertently making his own revelation before receiving an invitation. (Shawn/OMC, Shawn/Lassiter.)
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Seven Dollars by Paperclip-Assassin reviews
In which Mickey just wants to steal some cash from a random house in a random street on a random night and ends up with seven goddamn bucks and a date with a stupid dork who can't lock his door. - Shameless AU where Ian is the oldest Gallagher instead of Fiona. One-shot.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Mickey M., Ian G. - Complete
Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend by SideshowStarlet reviews
Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. Now with more drabbles!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Recovery by SocialMoth reviews
"Only fear ever did this to her, and it took a lot to make Gretel afraid. And Hansel would be a damn fool to think his sister had not been through a lot in the past two days. They were in for a long night." [TW for eating disorders, referenced attempted rape.] COMPLETE.
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Hansel, Gretel - Complete
Regeneration by buffyangelinfinitdesire reviews
They cut down the tree without digging up the roots, and oh, look, she's a starfish.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2013 - River, Simon - Complete
Reasons by Idothisfortheladies reviews
Isaac is controlled by reasons. Everything has a reason. He gets locked in the freezer because he misses curfew. It's simple, it's a way to survive. But Derek...Derek didn't give him a reason.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Isaac L. - Complete
Mom by LittleRedRuns reviews
Mother's Day OneShot, for mommy!Fiona...
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Fiona G., Phillip/Lip G., Ian G., Debbie G. - Complete
Kissing Cousins by melly celly reviews
Nathan and Kelly play a drinking game after not having sex.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kelly, Nathan Y. - Complete
Open Up And Take it Slowly by lolwhydidiwritethis reviews
Stiles has too much of that infamous 'spark' to contain a demonic entity for very long. But that won't stop it from causing a little chaos while it has the chance.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Polluted by Veterization reviews
Derek/Stiles, non-con Stiles/Harris. Harris starts abusing Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
And Beats High Mountain Down by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel. [Teenchesters/season seven]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Heart Skipped A Beat by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Isaac doesn't trust people, but he trusts their heartbeats. (Brief mentions of abuse)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Isaac L. - Complete
The Good Fight by tider58 reviews
Makeup and dark glasses can't hide Pam's dark secrets for long. Jim knows her too well.
Office - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Pam B., Jim H. - Complete
Been There Done That by night flame miko reviews
Stiles is constantly trying to protect his father from the supernatural, even if that means keeping him in the dark. The thing is, John Stillinski has more than a few skeletons in his closet, and when something is threatening his son, well...he might just have to step in. One shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Dean W., Stiles S. - Complete
A Demon's Pack by Abajugungi reviews
A drabble in which Stiles is a demon, and hunters had better watch their backs. Rated T to be safe. Demon!stiles, BAMF!stiles, protective!stiles, bat!stiles. Slight crossover with supernatural, if you turn your head and squint. First Teen Wolf fic, please comment!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Stiles S. - Complete
The Mark of Q by leDaph reviews
Sixth year wasn't supposed to be anything out of the ordinary for Alex - well, 'ordinary' is relative when you have international spies for parents and a secret identity to maintain. But her days of thwarting the Marauders are up... they're fighting back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,443 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Crush by uozlulu reviews
Stiles would know the Impala anywhere. It was impossible to forget Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dean W., Stiles S. - Complete
Picking Up Strays by peroxidepest17 reviews
Stiles has an idea named Isaac and the Sheriff has to deal with it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles S. - Complete
Long Lost by TamIsMyFather reviews
Stiles is Harvey's younger brother. Written for a prompt on the Suits meme.
Crossover - Teen Wolf & Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Stiles S., Harvey S. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 8,500 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Check Engine by Hedgerose reviews
The Jeep meets the Impala just once.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Impala - Complete
At the Crossroads by NoxLamiarum reviews
Stiles is possessed by a demon and the pack scrambles to find a way to get rid of it before it's too late, and the Winchesters notice something odd happening in a town called Beacon Hills.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Dean W., Stiles S. - Complete
Just Like the Word 'Escape' by Kitty O reviews
"Merlin, come out of that dungeon right now, or so help me I will place you under arrest!"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Grant, O'Flaherty, Pennyfeather by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
What if everyone was wrong? What if Binns wasn't just an old, stuffy, boring professor both before & after his death? What if he was more dark, twisted, & mad than anyone had ever suspected? What if a certain Second Year class almost uncovered the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Twisting, Turning, Tilting by Ultra-Geek reviews
It's not the first lie that Merlin has told you. You pray that it won't be the last.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Damage Control by DownWithJack8 reviews
All those rumors circulating around in fifth year regarding Harry's lack of sanity-what if he decided to take advantage of them to get back at Umbridge in the most annoying way possible? Or maybe he really is losing it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P.
Transformation by Quill To Parchment reviews
"He needs to hurt something. Himself. Drown the pain. Stupid bloody masochist," James closed his eyes and leaned against the wall. Sirius ran a hand over his tired face. A masochist was exactly what Remus was. Twisted. Maimed. And they couldn't fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One by One by Flaignhan reviews
He wonders if she knew the full extent of what she was doing. Seprequel to Before the Dawn
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,192 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Life In a Moment by Berserker Nightwitch reviews
His name wasn't always Kevin Ryan. He hadn't always planned to become a New York City detective. But he watched his friends and family die, unable to help them. Fifteen years later, he found himself watching again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Kevin R. - Complete
Invincible by Loopstagirl reviews
How hard could it be to kill one king? An effective assassin plans for all possibilities...apart from said king's servant being a warlock with a destiny.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Science of Fear by Not Poignant reviews
Set late season 2. Nathan finally finds employment only to find out his boss was affected by the storm, and his immortality can't save him. Warnings: Rape. Eventual Simon/Nathan.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,435 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
e x c e p t i o n a l by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Because he was so much more than what they thought he was. And to think, it started with the assassination of Major General Conner Heifermann. / Two-shot. Gen.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ziva D., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by LittlePlagueSpirit reviews
It's two in the evening and the only exciting thing about tonight is that, instead of shagging a hot girl, Nathan has to figure which of his body parts will freeze to death first. Time to text Kelly and annoy the hell out of her.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Nathan Y., Kelly - Complete
Worlds Collide by DammitimmaD reviews
This is my first fanfic so please don't be mean! This is a story when MI6 owe CHERUB a favour and they send in Alex Rider as protection for the cherubs PLEASE R&R
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,061 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
In Which Kevin Ryan Claws His Ears Off by Zofie C. Field reviews
The dangers of eavesdropping...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kevin R. - Complete
Put Your Ghost to Rest by possibilist reviews
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. There are seven reasons why Hermione can't, and seven things that heal her. Dealing a little with PTSD-type issues, post-DH, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Before the Dawn by Flaignhan reviews
Tonight has been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,883 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Other Side of the Edge by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur tries to talk Merlin out of a long fall with a sudden stop, and then gets a little more information than he bargained for. Sequel to "Standing on the Edge of Forever".
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One Thousand And One Nights by Sapphire Warrioress reviews
Some know her as the girl who opened Slytherin's chamber, or an innocent who was tricked by Voldemort. Others remember her courage during the second war. But to those who attended Hogwarts during her 6th year she is known by another name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
my manic and i by darkmagic-luvr reviews
He meets her in class at the Academy. Philosophy. And Hell would have him if he didn't love her instantly.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - River, Sam W. - Complete
Arthur, I'm a Warlock by Kitty O reviews
It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hell by darkmagic-luvr reviews
Many things happen in the Academy. crossover!fusion, SamRiver.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - River, Sam W. - Complete
Hypothetical Discussion by LilacSky128 reviews
After a mysterious sorcerer saves Camelot, Arthur is pretty sure he knows who it is. He and Merlin have a discussion about it. But it's purely hypothetical. Really. It is.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 415 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Harry, Merlin, and the Angsty Showdown of Doom by Emachinescat reviews
Harry and Merlin duke it out for the title of "Most Crapped On." Both have been through insanely angsty times, but what happens when they face off about who's had it worse... with a plethora of fellow characters as an audience and Gandalf as referee?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
It Should Have Been Me by Barry The Invisble Cunt reviews
Random drabble that came to mind after watching Episode 2 of the second series. Drunk Nathan, h/c, MotherHen!Kelly.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Nathan Y., Kelly - Complete
I'm Gonna Teach You How To Love Me by scorching roses reviews
A Face from Nathan's past brings back unwanted memories and the group finds out why. / "I'm gonna teach you how to love me." he said softly. / ONESHOT rated for implications of child abuse.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Nathan Y. - Complete
A Day at the Office by Smoochynose reviews
After a nightmare of a morning Ziva just wanted a coffee. Unfortunately an old friend decided to drop by the office.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ziva D., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Skin Deep by Monster Mads reviews
When Wolf takes a walk at three A.M. on a Tuesday night, the last person he expects to stumble upon is Alex - especially when the kid's drunk out of his mind. No pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Criminality by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Monster Mads reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Bad Day For Vernon Dursley by Sheila Chiaroscura reviews
Vernon Dursley buys an answering machine, and the Weasley twins have come up with a brilliant idea... What could possibly go wrong? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Deaths Door 1 by Foreverwolf reviews
Life has changed drastically for Alex. Can he keep up, or will he be lost to events beyond his control? Can K Unit be the ones to help him find his way? Strong Torture warning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Life's Sweets and Spies by St. Danger reviews
Sitting in a cell, you'd think there wouldn't be much for Alex to do. But you'd think he'd be alone, not staring at his old unit... The universe - meaning MI6 and Scorpia - seem to be conspiring against him lately... Post Snakehead. Spyfest 2010 fic.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 523 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15055 - Favs: 23,805 - Follows: 9,719 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Big Bad SAS Man by Micaiah Absalomsen reviews
Oneshot. Alex is sent to Brecon Beacons for some extra training and the soldiers just won't stop getting on his nerves.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Demasked by Sacmis reviews
Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 11,019 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 1,070 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Strange Day by Crowlows19 reviews
Alex meets Cherub, reunites with K-Unit, and manages to yell at the Heads of MI6. One-Shot. Rating just to be safe.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 543 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised by Gryffens reviews
Fred and George owed so much to the Marauders. If only they'd been given a chance to thank them... Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised and One Time they did
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/11/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,136 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,196 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 489 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Mistaken by doom mongerer reviews
Short Room of Requirement fic. James and Sirius stumble onto an unexpected girl in the room of requirement. She mistakes James for someone who looks just like him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2007 - James P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Redhaired Trio by Silver Sparklze reviews
A bunch of [8] stories about Fred, George, and their little sister Ginny. Sweet little moments.The seventh and eighth story are rated K plus, the rest suitable for everyone. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2005 - George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Brothers by nine miles to go reviews
Dennis and George are the only two people who can understand. DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - George W., Dennis C. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 601 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Forever Ago by crookshanks87 reviews
A complete time travel story. Memory loss and the Maruaders. Sirius, Severus, and secrets. Harry meets the Maruaders sending him on a journey so he can finally find peace once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,790 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Accusations by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
After an attack of paranormal nature, Sam faces a skeptical nurse. Mild language. One Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
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Amazing reviews
It's amazing how quickly your life can change. Lily Potter says goodbye to her son on the night of Halloween, 1981. Oneshot, Deathly Hallows compliant, character death, mention of LilyxJames, etcetera, etcetera. Plot and characters belong to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unwilling Alliances reviews
SCORPIA and Help Earth have teamed up, predictably, and MI6 and CHERUB must in turn team up, predictably, to stop whatever it is they're planning. But something unpredictable is coming and nobody has any idea what it is. Sucky summary, R&R!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,842 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
Tampering reviews
Hermione Granger is, quite literally, plucked out of her own world and dropped unceremoniously into another. So considering, really, you could almost say she's in over her head. Almost. Set in DH, time travel. Not a romance fic. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Affectum Separate reviews
A time travel oneshot. Harry's a little spaced out when he meets his parents ... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Creation of the Mirror of Erised reviews
Title says it all: possible scenario for the creation of the Mirror of Erised. AU. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Bring It On reviews
What if Voldemort hadn't hit Harry with the Avada Kedavra curse in the Forbiddon Forest that fateful night? Would the future have been altered, or does fate have a way of coming true no matter the complications? Set in Deathly Hallows. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
