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Joined 02-18-11, id: 2755755, Profile Updated: 05-14-11

One of my several nicknames is Nali, I was formerly known on this sight as Essi Sayit-likeit-is, but i found that rather snobbish sounding so I changed it. I am known for being a really blunt critic, and as my former pen name suggests, I say it like it is to me, because I value honesty over everything. Right now I have a huge Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy and also Kirk/Spock slash obsession, and I wont hesitate to give an opinion on a story. I only favorite the best of the best, the stories that really evoked emotion in me, the 'Awwe's, 'Grr's, 'Poor (who ever I feel sorry for), and the 'Stupid (whoever is being currently stupid)'. Most of the stories that I have on my Favorites and that I write have smut in them, so if you are underage, or are just a general prude, then don't read them. Honestly, it's not like I'm forcing you to. Yes, I am American, and we get a lot of crap from other countries about being stupid, so please don't bash on my stories. If you not entirely up to the lingo on English terms (UK) so pants are trousers, underwear are pants, and jumpers are those tight sweaters without a fastener or a hood (I felt stupid when I didn't know what that was.). I mostly like editing, because I enjoy reading though the stories, but I do write a bit on the side. I am new-ish to this sight and I haven't yet posted anything written, but I have a few things in the works. My main focus right now is definitely the Harry Potter and Star Trek subject, but I am flexible. I am more interested in fics containing Spork, or Drarry, but I am not horrified by all other pairings, HS/PC (Sulu/Checkov), HG/NL (Hermione/Neville), SM/AP (Scorpious, Albus), and other fics as such. However, I am not fond of Uhura/Spock, or Uhura/Kirk, but, in the certian cenario that it is absoulutly nessisarry, I will read it. I as a reader/reviewer/and critic, have promised myself to at least read half-way though a fic before giving up and saying that it isnt worth the read, and try my best to find a way to improve it. Anyway, check out my favorite authors, and my favorite stories, I think you will like them!

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Déjà Vu by VivacissimoVoce reviews
One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sestina by Lyricoloratura reviews
In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,004 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
Happy Endings by kototyph reviews
The collected and refined bits, plus porn, of a ridiculous phone!fic I half-wrote for a friend a few nights ago: "Stiles is a masseur, and very good at what he does. Derek was not expecting this."
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Taken by slytherincailin reviews
COMPLETE AU. "I am no slave." He whispered hoarsely. The woman nodded, her sweet face suddenly miserable. "None of us are, beautiful, but I am sad to see the likes of you captured. Your kind does not last long in the hands of greedy men." Slash Mpreg Creature!fic Original Characters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,895 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Runaway Home by Hughesish reviews
This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,406 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Under the Dark by kototyph reviews
Spock might be Riverside's first ever vampire, but forgive Deputy Kirk for not being overly enthusiastic about it. ST:2009 True Blood mashup.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,907 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 271 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pat'iv'i Fruit by Eligh reviews
Jim and Spock accidentally eat an alien aphrodisiac. What happens next takes a bit of getting used to. Kirk/Spock, M for a reason. Don't like, don't read.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Both Ways at Once by Lyricoloratura reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends; the deeper feelings they begin to discover for one another can make things complicated. Closely tied to its companion piece "Sestina" & will be updated intermittently until both stories are complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
It Started in the Stacks by Eligh reviews
Jim and Spock have an encounter on a holodeck that leads to something more... private. Kirk/Spock pairing, M for a reason. This means slash, people. Don't like, don't read. :
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth Be Told by Lyricoloratura reviews
When they were obliged to take their host's truth serum, neither Jim nor Spock had considered what kind of "truth" they might reveal to one another - or to themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Divided by Digitallace reviews
10 years have passed, and Harry has been missing since the war. Draco wants to forget about a moment from their past, but will that still be possible when he takes a position at Hogwarts? Will memories of Harry haunt him there, or will it be Harry himself
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gilded Soul by Digitallace reviews
It’s one thing to hear about the daring tales of Harry Potter but quite another to be living in the middle of one. But the danger Draco is destined for seems trivial once he finds himself falling in love with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,100 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jilted by Digitallace reviews
Hermione figures out she wants to be with Harry too late. He’s now engaged to Ginny, who is only using him. Can she make him see his error, or will she turn to an unlikely source to heal her heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Bizarre Love Quadrilateral by tangledhair reviews
The Weasley twins use a prank lovelust powder against schoolyard nemeses Harry and Draco- but the prank soon takes on a life of its own. Multiple pair potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dark Lord's Best Plan And the Ruse That by tangledhair reviews
In a last ditch effort to capture Harry before he graduates, Voldemort orders Snape to seduce the lad. A complicated Ruse follows. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Only Your Shadow by Mijan reviews
Draco sets Harry up for an ambush, and decides to follow him all day so he can watch the fireworks... but he gets much more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete