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Author has written 7 stories for Glee.

Okay, where to begin... I am a HUGE Gleek, fan of Team Starkid (if you haven't seen A Very Potter Musical, it's hilarious, you should go check it out) and Harry Potter nerd.

Erm, I write mostly smut and depressing angst...

I ship Klaine and Brittana, and write mostly Klaine. I'm waiting for an idea for a Brittana story, but so far, nothing. Sigh.

I wholeheartedly agree with what Kurt Elizabeth Hummel stands for and I fully support gay rights (I'm so proud of New York.) That shouldn't be a surprise, considering I do identify as pansexual and transgender, but... yeah... thought you all should know.

Okay, my favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Neon Trees, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Phoenix, Sick Puppies, Freelance Whales, Muse, Linkin Park, Coldplay, The Beatles, and Green Day. I also love Darren Criss (obviously), P!nk, Adam Lambert, Adele, and Lady Gaga. I tolerate Justin Bieber, but only just. The kid can sort of sing, but he looks too much like two of the triplets in my class (the third is a girl, I'm so sick of jokes about how he looks like one) for him to not weird me out.

Hm... books. I mentioned Harry Potter, and that's bound to come up again. I loved the first Hunger Games, but thought the second and third were trying too hard, and also like Percy Jackson, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and a few different manga series including Death Note, Black Butler, and .hack//Legends of the Twilight. I don't understand Twilight because I think Edward is a total creeper and Jacob looks like a llama, but if you explain why Bella chose Edward I would greatly appreciate it.

Random stuff about me: My favorite color is purple, I'm a decent artist, I play clarinet and piano, I like to sing and people say I'm good, and my favorite episode of Glee is The First Time, for obvious reasons.

I'll shut up now.

Blaine's costume from Chapter 7 of Weekend at Blaine's can be found at http:///albums/pp38/layoutcentral/photo.jpg
I'm surprised at how well it turned out! Um... my deviantart account is StargleeKilljoy if you guys want to see random stuff I draw in my free time, including adorable Klaine scenes.

I FINALLY GOT A TUMBLR!!! (okay, I've had it since the end of May but shh!) My profile is and it's sort of my brain-dump. I'll post whatever I think of at the moment (including updates on how my writing's going), and my brain filter shuts down after a while, so just be prepared for whatever you see. It IS tumblr, after all... .

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (x) (I almost always have a hoodie on)
You love jeans.(x) (they're really comfy!)

Dogs are better than cats.(x) (It's close, but yes.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(x) (Unless it's me of course!)
You've played with/against boys on a team.(x) (It's more fun than playing with/against girls)
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box. (but I want one)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.(x)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (nah, I wanted to be an ASTRONAUT! Or a cat...)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.(x) (I had like a million games for my PS2! :D)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I never got into it.)
You watch sports on TV. (x) (specifically baseball)
You love video games.(x) (I'm currently obsessed with Skyrim)
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!(x)
Gory movies are cool.(x) (I LOVE them!)

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (x)

You like going to high school football games. (x)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.(x) (LOVE them)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(x) (it always feels so loud and crazy)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (x)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.(x) (SCREW GENDER! :3)
Sports are fun.(x) (I'm only really good at lacrosse, basketball, and field hockey and I probably couldn't do them in a league but they're fun)
Talk with food in your mouth.(x) (I try not to, but I sometimes do)
Sleep with your socks on at night.(x) (If I don't, my toes freeze!)

total: 20/25 (80%)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (x) (IT'S FUN!)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (x) (I've seen them practice, I can only imagine how difficult it must bee. Plus, it's quite... distracting)
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I can't dance. At. All.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(It takes me maybe half an hour to 45 minutes)

You smile a lot more than you should.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (x) (I LOVED dolls!)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (x) (It's fun!)
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4/25 (16%)

Wow, this TOTALLY enforces the gender binary. Way to go. It was fun, nonetheless.

Who are you?

(I'm in BOLD)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz or a Valley Girl
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I'd give ANYTHING for these things to just... disappear. But that's what top surgery's for! ^.^)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (This is kinda true... :p)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (I have a feeling this doesn't include my ACTUAL sexuality, but this is close enough.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (I LIKE BRIGHT COLORS! :3)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I just have mild social anxiety if I don't know anyone)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I really am crazy...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (What's considered crossdressing for me? Eh, I sometimes wear dresses sooo...)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (...as far as I know, I can't get any girlfriend of mine pregnant...)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (mmm... yaoi...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I'd GLADLY obliterate any mary-sues.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(I get horribly depressed if I don't talk to anyone for a while)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (Most of my friends are or were in band)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'll kick yo ass! )
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (except I kinda am messed up...)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have failed a grade.

I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob.
I like ANIME, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality.
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease. (Ehh, that's questionable...)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! (muahaha I stole this)

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A Collection Of Klaine by CallOfTheCurlew reviews
Klaine Oneshots - Mostly fluffy and warm and fuzzy! And then there's some that just aren't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 374 - Words: 394,557 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Fire and Brimstone: The Donald Trump Saga, Part I by spoopytanuki reviews
Donald Trump, the king of Egyptian Cotton and Gold, meets his crush, Gordon Ramsay and is invited to star on Hell's Kitchen. However, everything is not right! Donald may have gotten himself into more trouble than he could have ever asked for.l
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2013
Pure Kismet by GleeDWhoFreak reviews
"Most people think that it if you are a Dom, it automatically means you are a top. And they're not interested in a Dom that dosn't have the same interest." Warning: BDSM and Lemon. Future AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,590 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Bit of A Slut by Bedessica reviews
My Name is Kurt Hummel and although once I may have been an innocent baby penguin. Truth is now, I'm a bit of a slut. Kurt/Blaine Klaine. Smut. MA. I Do Not Own Glee or Any of The Characters in it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,169 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Distance makes the heart grow fonder by Grace Ryan reviews
Kurt is back at McKinley. Klaine are trying to make things work despite the distance. Rated M for fluffiness and future physical contact. ; Not really great at summaries.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 223,369 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The 'F'ucket List by when the night grows old reviews
"So, let's see this list of yours..." The concept of a bucket list...with a slight twist.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
In This Together by Blurtitoutalready reviews
Future!Fic: Fast forward to April 2015: Kurt and Blaine are building a life together in NYC. Reviewer - "I love how realistic the whole story is, and that we get to see a bit of everyone!" Try it? Adult.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,182 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Naughty List by Blurtitoutalready reviews
Adult. Read the Warnings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sweet Tooth by Emm12 reviews
Darren thinks that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, but with Chris by his side, it is also the sweetest. This is smutty little Christmas one shot that may give you a toothache. Merry Christmas Everyone!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Loving You by Faith Valconbridge reviews
It's been a few months since Kurt discovered Blaine was interesexed, they have never been more in love. They share a moment as they finally get some alone time to get comfortable with eachother. PWP.Set in 'Naked around You' universe by likeasoufle.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rebel Without a Cause by esze10 reviews
Blaine Anderson is McKinley High's resident bad boy, and he has his sights set on Kurt Hummel, the beautiful countertenor of the New Directions. Smutty, bad boy!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Literal Teenage Dream by Olivia Cray reviews
One-shot- What happened to Klaine that night during Blame it on the Alcohol, and some awkward dreams. Some swearing, sexy things, awkwardness, and teenage drinking. My 1st fic. Rating T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by Moonyshoes reviews
Kurt has to perform a lustful song for this week's Glee assignment...how will Blaine react? Rated M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
5 Times Chris Tried To Get Darren To Stop Cursing by Caramelotti reviews
A Caramelotti Publication: 5 Times Chris Tried To Get Darren To Stop Cursing and 1 Time Chris encouraged Darren To Curse CrissColfer RPF Crack!Fic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What You Really Want by QueenBee7 reviews
"I think there's other stuff that you want to try, but you're afraid to tell me." Following an Astonishingly Awkward Conversation, the boys enter uncharted territory. One-shot. M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dapper Triangulation by Caramelotti reviews
A Caramelotti Publication: "You took a step towards becoming Blaine when you chopped off the mop, but now... Your eyebrows need SERIOUS maintenance!" CrissColfer RPF Crack!Fic
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ineuendos by Bellemortesflower reviews
based on two lines that popped into my head from my lesson today, SMUT in later chapters! KLAINE Easter camping trip where things get steamy! LOTS OF SWEARING INVOLVED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You Love The Blazer by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt really does love the blazer. Three times he didn't show it and one time he really, really did. Vague summary is vague for a reason. More inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Operation: Seduce the Gay Kid by Jalpha reviews
Brittana are on a mission: to get some from Kurt. Blaine thinks it's hilarious, and Kurt can't take any more torture. Smutty one-shot. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Small Price to Pay by when the night grows old reviews
AU. klaine. smutty smut smut! Sequel to Drunken Words Speak Sober Thoughts. kurt fulfills all of blaine's sexual needs in one go. S&M ahead...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When it's dark by Brilliantim reviews
Kurt works at the ghost ride of an amusement park when he's assigned a gorgeous new co-worker. They have amazing chemistry but Blaine doesn't seem that interested in Kurt. Maybe he has to show him what he really wants? Oneshot, I hope you like it!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You're the only one I'm dreaming of by Brilliantim reviews
CrissColfer! Darren and Chris come home with their children after a long night at a movie premier. Sweet and fluffy and some smut as well. I hope you like this silly little one-shot. The title is a bit weird but never mind, I hate making those up!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Can you feel the lightning? by Jalpha reviews
Klaine takes the next step during a summer storm. Smutty one-shot. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine it on the Alcohol by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Blaine tends to be a little touchy-feely when he gets drunk. Kurt doesn't seem to mind so much. It's smutty fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Weekend at Blaine's reviews
Dinner with Blaine has turned into a weekend in Blaine's empty house. Strong M for quite a bit of boy on boy action, and Chapter 3 onward may be kinky. There's a shitload of Klaine smut and not much plot. Yay. DISCONTINUED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Night Well Spent reviews
Blaine's over at Kurt's house. Mostly smut with pretty much no plot. M for a reason. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Better Than I Know Myself reviews
Just how bad was Blaine's past, and what happens when Kurt finds out? Trigger warnings: Rape
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Branded reviews
Lima is a dystopian society where everyone is treated fairly and has support from the government. Except for gays, who are branded with a tattoo and treated as second-class citizens. Pairings include Klaine, Brittana, and Faberry. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Outlaws of Love reviews
Inspired by Adam Lambert's new song Outlaws of Love. Kurt slowly stops feeling things, but what happens when his last emotion, love, is outlawed by the prejudices of society? WARNING: possible self-harm triggers in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Façades reviews
To everyone else, Kurt was a happy, bossy, somewhat bitchy diva. It was a façade Kurt used to make sure no one knew his secret. But maybe Blaine can change that. TRIGGER ALERT- cutting and eating disorders
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Loneliness reviews
What happens when the stress of the bullying gets to be too much for Kurt? WARNING: TRIGGER ALERT- GRAPHIC MENTIONS OF CUTTING
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete