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Author has written 20 stories for Ratchet and Clank, South Park, Heavy Rain, Uncharted series, Ultimate Spider-Man, and Spider-Man.

Yo. I'm Jess.

I haven't been active for a while so I don't know. I'm redoing my bio.
I'm seventeen and applying around for uni's and trying to write up a port folio so yeah. That sucks.
I'm fresh out of inspiration so if I write anything I'd be pretty fucking surprised.
I'm not starting anything else until I finish the crap I have up, because that pisses me off so bad when people leave unfinished stories.
So yeah. That's me.
I'm Jess.

LAST UPDATED: 30/08/2013

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Phantom of Truth by HaiJu reviews
Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Kanto Calling by crywonder reviews
Ash isn't the only one who's surprised when he gets a call from Misty at his latest stop in Kalos. And this conversation certainly wasn't what Misty had in mind when she phoned in.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Serena, Bonnie/Eureka - Complete
Fragments of Time by spacer-42 reviews
A series of oneshots based on the 100 Themes Challenge. Will mostly be Ratchet- and/or Clank-centric, though other characters may appear in later chapters. Set at different points in the series. Latest prompt: 9. Drive.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011
The Mighty Among Us by Courier999 reviews
Reed Richards. Ben Grimm. Susan Storm. Johnny Storm. Once, they were mere mortals. Now, they're the original crime-fighting family: the Fantastic Four. Set in the same universe as "Spider-Man: Partners in Crime". Rated T for scary content, violence, and language. R&R!
Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Mr. Fantastic/Reed R., Invisible Woman/Susan S., Thing/Ben G., Human Torch/Johnny S.
The Problem with Paradoxes by spacer-42 reviews
Six minutes was enough time to prevent the imminent collapse of the universe, but not for lack of repercussions later on. There's always some danger in tampering with the spacetime continuum. A multi-chaptered 'what if' story. Spoilers for A Crack in Time. No pairings.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Ratchet, Clank, Sigmund
Across the Spectrum by Blazichu reviews
Don't know what you feel like reading about? Here's a little bit of everything in a series of short, randomly chosen prompts. Settings range from the original game to post-All 4 One. Completely R/C friendship-centric.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Ratchet, Clank
The Crux of the Matter by Alexa Piper reviews
They've been keeping him in the dark all his life. When Danny finally learns the truth he's not exactly thrilled, and definitely not ready to comply. DxS. Revelation fic with a twist. No PP. Slight AU concept. CONTENT WARNING INSIDE! Cover by the lovely Ghost-Chicky. ABANDONED BECAUSE I WAS STUPID AND IS NOW CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN UNDER THE TITLE CRUX REDUX!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,199 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F.
The General and Kaden by Night N. Gail reviews
"After the Great War, Polaris was a dangerous place..." This is the history leading up to the fall of the Lombaxes, as seen through the eyes of young Alister Azimuth and his best friend.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,477 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kaden, Alister A., Percival T., OC - Complete
You're Not Alone by Magic Of Every Kind reviews
Skyla has always been told she is the last of her kind, and living as a slave in a top secret facility, she's in no position to find out otherwise. But then the chance for escape arises and suddenly, she may not be as alone as she thought...
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,262 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Ratchet, OC - Complete
Of Planets, Stars and Galaxies by Magic Of Every Kind reviews
Oneshot series set in the 'You're Not Alone' universe, containing my Lombax OC Skyla. Will contain before, during and after Oneshots involving both Canon and OC characters. Oneshot ratings may vary. Requests for specific Oneshots accepted - OC's included. Enjoy!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,707 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ratchet, Clank, OC
Everything Falls in an Instant by ClickTickTack reviews
The Arthur gang has grown up, and a lot has changed since the third grade... Especially Buster. TW: Eating Disorders.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Buster B., Arthur R.
Call Ahead Next Time by LovelyBlood reviews
Scott learns a lesson (that he quite soon forgets all about probably) after walking in on his new room-mate Wallace and his... friend. Oneshot.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Scott P., Wallace W. - Complete
A Game of Cops and Robbers by BananaB0mb reviews
The game only gets more dangerous as time goes on. Post Sly 3.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,500 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Bliss: Love & Weed (Best Fanfic IMO, most-likely Canon) by fagg0ttoni reviews
Mordecai sneaks out to snuggle and smoke marijuana with his Girlfriend Margaret in the lush vegetation and night sky, accompanied by an atmospheric musical score. It's as simple as that. Short & Sweet.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Mordecai, Margaret - Complete
We're Not Lovebirds by zipporah grace reviews
In which I try to be funny and write a series of humorous DxS one-shots. Read at your own risk. Up now: There are some things Sam would just like to keep to herself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,293 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
Abnormally Average by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Stan is sick of being labeled boring and average, so he decides to do something crazy to shatter that image and prove himself. When disaster strikes, if Stan can't be normal can those closest to him hold it together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
Ghost Depression by the.ghost.writer.girl reviews
Danny Fenton has fallen into a serious bout of depression. Can Sam pull him out of it before it's too late? If anyone has a better title, let me know and I will credit you if I like your title best! Rated T for depression.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Ratchet & Clank: Revenge of the Machines by RobotAuction reviews
After a quake tore through Veldin, Ratchet and Clank were forced to move to Meridian City. With Ratchet upset about leaving his only home he ever had, and with Clank trying his best to cheer Ratchet up, Captain Qwark just makes it worse.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ratchet, Clank
The Clock Ticks On by Marcus Absent reviews
"What if I told you dying was not my true curse?" Kenny one-shot. South Park does not belong to me. Please review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Welcome to Hell by comet80 reviews
When Liane Cartman dies, custody goes to the one and only person Eric Cartman dreads most. *201spoiler*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,303 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman
The Green Eyed Monster by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Wendy gets kicked out the the girl's lunch table for being preachy, she decides to sit with Stan and his friends for the remainder of lunch. Hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Banana Cream Pie with Whipped Cream on Top by Night N. Gail reviews
Clank made a strange face and shook his head, smiling in spite of himself. Leave it to Ratchet to offer up such a kind, heartfelt sentiment and follow it up with a practical joke. -:- Oneshot; post-ACiT
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
You know You're obsessed with the SP Boys when by Sleepingkit reviews
I wanted to put my own You know when... thingy on here. Each Chapter has their own boy. The first is Kenny. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Milky Ways by Evie Antorcha reviews
Kyle becomes wrapped into a world where doubt prevails, and black will forever be the new black. Slash Kyle/Red Goth
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kyle B., Red Goth
Omniverse Chronicles Book I: A New Kind of Hero by MrBlack103 reviews
Ratchet & Clank discover a boy of unknown origins on Veldin. Little do they know, this boy will soon rise to be the epicentre of events that will shake the very foundation of existence to its core.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,745 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Heroes birth by Fruitbird15 reviews
All great heroes have to start somewhere. A one shot on Ratchet's birth. Read and review please!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Alister A. - Complete
Captive by Rising-From-The-Ground reviews
Hermione has been captured by Death Eaters and is now residing in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, being tortured daily by Bellatrix. However things are complicated just that little bit more when something evil is released... and now no one can escape. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Strange Adventure VIII: Arthur vs My Little Pony by NocturneD reviews
A gateway opens up from Elwood City to Equestria, Princess Celestia wants to extend her hoof to the people of Elwood City and the rest of the world for peace but how would a society of animal-human hybrids react to talking ponies? Freak out that's what.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Arthur R. - Complete
Life Left to Go by Night N. Gail reviews
Danny bit his lip and reluctantly made a tough decision. It was embarrassing, childish, and made him feel like a total wimp, but the gravity of the situation persuaded him to not care. He couldn't take another night of this...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Keraunophobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Keranophobia, fear of storms. Kyle hates storms.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Wanted by dpluver reviews
After being trapped in his parents' lab for an indefinite period of time, Danny wakes up to a world where ghosts aren't the only "living dead." With faulty ghost powers & loved ones to protect, can Danny save everyone or will this be the end of humanity?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Concatenation by Foureyed-Pufferfish reviews
Concatenation: n a series of interconnected events. With one link broken, altered, everything changes. ACiT
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Ratchet, Alister A.
Ratchet and Clank: The Time After Time by slash127 reviews
The story continues leaving the final scene of Ratchet and Clank: a Crack in Time
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ratchet
Ratchet and Clank Future: Hole in the Universe by aduck1 reviews
Post Ratchet and Clank Comic Series. Rated T for swearing and violence. As the galaxies are invaded by a new enemy, Ratchet finds himself constantly tested by his new adversary. Soon he will be faced with choices that may have no right answer...
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
Some Changes by AngelGirl569 reviews
The gang is just starting high school. After a summer apart, the kids are very different. And a surprising loss might just tear them apart. Romance, drama, friendship, and a tiny bit of family stuff.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Arthur R. - Complete
Riser by Smileyfax reviews
At the lowest point in Jane Lane's life, an unexpected visitor comes to her house in the middle of the night.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011
Every Bit As Good As Kyle by NoseBridgePinch reviews
The weekend after the egg project ended, Stan finds a baby alone in the McCormick's house. With Kyle out of town, his last resort is his other egg partner, Bebe. A continuation of Follow That Egg. Bebe and Stan friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bebe S., Stan M.
What Did She Mean? by Llevelios reviews
Superboy wonders what Artemis meant when she said "that boy" and decides to ask Robin. Written for LJ.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Trust by Hanna Sedai reviews
Batman and Robin talk after the events of "Infiltrator." Oneshot.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
For What it's Worth by miilky reviews
One day Bruce decides it's time to discuss a topic that Dick has been easing himself away from for some time. This is what the boy wonder gets when his mentor is a world billionaire playboy.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Catch Me by Talithi reviews
Superboy thinks Robin is breakable, which is ironic to Robin because he thinks its the other way around. And the poor apple never even saw it coming. Not a pairing unless you make it one. Now, read it so you can be as tated as Superboy is.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Chasing Windmills by Naimeria reviews
Two boys on different rooftops, enjoying the day and letting their thoughts wander. Wherein Connor learns something new and Robin displays his calmer side. No slash.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Clones Do Not Have Bellybuttons by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Superboy finds that he is missing something. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. No solid pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Whelming by Jimmy Candlestick reviews
This is possibly a temporary title. A one-shot, looking at the ride home between the Cadmus dealio, and Mount Justice. It's Batman and Robin. I needed closure.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Ron's Secret by Blackluvah reviews
Ron has a secret. The deepest, darkest secret you've ever imagined is now coming out. Okay, this is probably the stupidest story you'll ever read-purposefully.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ron W., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
A Zoni's Tale by Chronicler Zoni reviews
Soon after Ratchet and Clank leave the Great Clock, Sigmund accidentally discovers a record of Orvus' memories! Surprises! Familiar faces! Bad jokes! R&CF spoilers. New CH. 5 : "Dark Matters" is the event that led to QFB! INSPIRE ME AND REVIEW!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Orvus, Sigmund
On my Watch by netherlady reviews
By focusing on related key points in the original plot of HR, this fic sheds a darker light on Jayden's addictive habits; with Blake as our witness. No yaoi!
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Norman J., Carter B. - Complete
A Day's Freedom by TheInternetsBookWorm reviews
-One shot- Clank is gone for the day, so Ratchet takes the opportunity to do all the things that Clank wouldn't let him do.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
One Good Thing About the Office by steampunkqueen2489 reviews
Norman Jayden just found one good thing about the crummy office. Rated for language.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Norman J. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Fever by Javahna reviews
Jak is struck down by a terrifying sickness, but as it spreads through the city and his friends, can he recover in time to save them? Chapter 9 finally up, 2 years after starting this... Sorry!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007
Apple Cider by Jessy Dalton reviews
Carmelita is patrolling sick. Sly has apple cider. Pretty adorable fluff. Oneshot.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Insomniac Enix by CommanderRatchet57 reviews
Ratchet meets Organization XIII. Don't read if you have never played KH2.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Darkfire by Hoperise reviews
Only slight AU. To go back in time and change the past, in order to save the future. This is the mission of one Johnny Storm. However, his family doesn't understand the new, darker Johnny. None have them have ever seen this side before...except Sue.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,867 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
Maternal Operations Machine by Kirmon64 reviews
That's what I am. I'm a supercomputer who controls Drek's largest robotics factory. So, technically, I guess I'm a bad guy. But to my son... I'm just mom.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Clank - Complete
Seven Deadly Sinners by Jekkal reviews
A series of Short Stories. Each chapter focuses on a different character and the hells they've made for themselves. Because when it comes to sin, even Ratchet isn't immune . . .
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
A Strange Adventure III: Arthur vs the World by NocturneD reviews
Arthur has always been getting the short end of the stick, see how he deals with it. Contains lots of violence so read at your own risk. Complete from now on because of work.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
A Strange Adventure VI: Puberty Blows by NocturneD reviews
Fern jump starts puberty early where she blossoms into a beautiful young woman. The boys start to hang out with Fern more while Muffy gets jealous and tries to get surgery.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
South Park Box Set by Marisa-san reviews
Many people have horrible problems in their lives that no one sees. But the mind is a horrible tool that will take this pain, and drive you to do crazy things…' I explained, feeling a deep sickness just looking at the blood on the blade. What'd I done?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
A Strange Adventure IV: Love Potion Curse by NocturneD reviews
Buster invents a love potion that really works and now he's got the entire city in love with other people, animals, and inanimate objects! Buster must fix the problem!
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Silence Game by MissMary reviews
Sly and Carmelita have been together for three years now, but a blackmail threat has come to Sly, and Carmelita is feeling sick in the mornings. What will they do? Based after the third game.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Dog Tags by Nicole Silverwolf reviews
“What exactly is a dog tag? Ratchet has never mentioned such a thing before. And since he so constantly hates being referred to as a pet animal I would not think he would choose to wear one.” A missing vignette in Up Your Arsenal.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
A Strange Adventure II: Dawn of the Dead by NocturneD reviews
Elwood City is infested with millions of zombies everywhere! How will Arthur and his friends survive as they are boarded up in the school being used as a shelter! WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
A Strange Adventure I: Random Chaos by NocturneD reviews
Buster goes to San Andreas, Arthur and DW find out who their real father is, Brain has amnesia, and Grandma Thora thinks she's a ninja. Chapter 5 final chapter is up!
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Captain Quark's Re'sume' by Rynobuster reviews
How else would everyone's least favourite superhero get a new job?
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2005
A Day In The Life Of Captain Quark by Rynobuster reviews
An average day in the life of the galaxy's most pathetic superhero. Rated T due to tiny reference to adult themes.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005
The Analytical Impossible by M14Mouse reviews
A two-part fic that describle Ratchet throught Clank's eyes. Clank throught Ratchet's eyes. Ratchet's Part is Up. Friendship fic! (Spoilers to ALL Three games(Completed)
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Sick Day by Sandy87 reviews
Ratchet's come down with a bit of a stomach virus (who else thinks the planet Tyhrranosis sounds like a disease? XD), and we all know who's around. A short "missing scene" fic. Pure fluff.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2004
Dull Saturday by SoraGirl reviews
DS. Upset that he's wasting a perfectly good Saturday, Danny ventures off with his friends. Spotting a kissing couple, Danny and Sam decide to find out what all the fuss is about R&R please!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
It Always Returns by Paradoxal Reality reviews
[Danny Phantom] It's a lousy day at school when Sam realises Danny's gone missing. Amid her own worries, she sets out to find him. A short one-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
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Ratchet and Clank: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction reviews
Ratchet and Clank, yet again, have to stop Dr. Nefarious from putting another one of his crazy schemes into action. There's just one difference... This time, he's caught Ratchet and it's up to Clank to save the day with the help of Captin Quark!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011
Breaking reviews
When Peter Parker feels he can take no more, he visits an old friend. One-shot. The Amazing Spider-Man universe. Set between the 'Shed' and 'Grim Hunt' story arcs.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Walloping Web-Snappers! reviews
(Argh. I'm sorry. Apologizing for the name in advance. If you read ASM you may get it. Or you may not) A one-shot series. Most of them are based after the season finale unless stated otherwise. I'll try to update weekly. Rated T to be safe.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012
Uncharted: Eternal Youth reviews
When a mysterious suited man shows up at Victor Sullivan's doorstep with a briefcase full of cash, Sully and Drake agree to go on one last heist while managing to stumble across something a whole lot bigger in the process. What exactly is the suited man up to and what's with all the guys in black trench coats? Rated T to be safe.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2012
A little bit obvious reviews
When Norman starts having withdrawl symptoms on the job, he tries to hide it from Blake. But he's catching on...
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Carter B., Norman J. - Complete
The Lombax Secret reviews
Ratchet has a secret. Is he really ready to let Clank in on someting so close to him?
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
The lombax's speech reviews
His hands quivered around the piece of paper. Public speaking was not the lombax's strong point...
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
Ratchet and Clank: The Adventure Continues reviews
A criminal lombax on the loose, a ten million bolt bounty on Ratchet's head and all the while Clank's having some problems of his own. Why, the only thing that could make this story anymore interesting would be to throw in some girl trouble...
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012
Living on weed and grilled cheese sandwiches reviews
Seventeen and still in South Park. How will the boys react when Stan does the unthinkable? And what will happen after? A story about the boys and the other South Park kids life in their senior year. WARNING: Drugs, sex, parties, alcohol, violence.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012
Worth it reviews
Being in a closed relationship had its downside. But Talwyn Apogee was worth it.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Smuggler, Talwyn A. - Complete
Therapy reviews
Ratchet hasn't been feeling quite himself. He wonders if therapy will change that. But he uncovers more about himself than he bargained for.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ratchet
You don't know what you've got until it's gone reviews
Just a short one-shot about how Ratchet is feeling about one of the events in the comic series. Only one spoiler, not too major, read the authors note to see what it's about.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
The Finale reviews
It's the series finale of 'Lance and Janice' and an unexpected visitor visits Apogee Station. QwarkxNefarious Qwarkarious. Rated T for mild sexual references.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
dA beSTesT rAC fF eVa! reviews
dIs is da best ff i hav eva riten, u shul al luff it! xoxoxoxoxoxo Rated teen to be safe
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Word Salad! A ten song meme reviews
A ten song meme I did when I had big old case of writers block. It really helped me, check it out! Rated 'T' to be safe.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
Fever, fever! reviews
Ratchet has a bit of a fever and when one has a fever, he can have the craziest dreams... A three chapter story.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Heroes don't get sick reviews
A 5am one-shot based around when Ratchet was looking for Clank. Painfully short.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
The Hangover reviews
Just a bit of RatchetxSasha fluff. Some alcohol references.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Ratchet, Sasha P. - Complete
Behind the hero: The truth, The lies, The Lombax reviews
Ratchet reveals all in this very special episode. We cover everything from his relationship status to the recent incidents at The Great Clock. Tune in to GHV1, Sundays at eight.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Ratchet
However long it takes reviews
Just s little one-shot about Ratchet's feelings and a small conversation between him and Clank. Please read and reveiw! :
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete