About me:

When it comes to my fanfictions, they are more spontaneous, rather than sitting down and taking the time to plan out what I write. I impulsively write and go with the flow. The funny thing is; I usually get my story plot ideas when I'm in the shower. Weird, I KNOW!

NOTICE: Thanks for reviewing my stories...it really helps...and I'm really sorry to be keeping the readers of my stories waiting. (07/22/15) I'll probably update my old ass stories since it has been four score and seven years since I had their plots in mind. And I can see smutty potential in nearly all of them. ;) Sorry not sorry.

05/23/18: I almost never update, but I now have a pretty swank gaming computer. And with that in combination with the internet and google docs I will update and wrap up my stories and maybe start more. Who knows? I'm unreliable without deadlines.

Quotes:

If good things come to those who wait, does that mean the bad things are reserved by the rebellious? - EggrollEmpress

"In Yu-Gi-Oh, there are no women. Only EXTREMELY girly men..." - Marik (YGOTAS)

"Too many religions...and only one god!" - Ozzy Osbourne (I Don't Wanna Stop)

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why we call it the present." - Master Oogway (Kung Fu Panda)

PAIRINGS:

Yu-Gi-Oh

Seto/Tea

Joey/Mai

Tristan/Serenity

Mokuba/Rebecca

Duke...who cares? He can just go out with one of his fangirls.

Mass Effect

Joker/EDI (HANDS DOWN! I FREAKING LOVE THEM! FAVORITE CHARACTERS, FAVORITE COUPLE! They were meant to be)

(F)Shepard/Kaidan Alenko

Tali/Legion

(F)Shepard/Garrus Vakarian

(M)Shepard/Ashley Williams

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko/Katara (It hurts me to watch the finale of the show, knowing that Zutara was meant to be but got rewritten in favor of Kataang)

Sokka/Suki

Sokka/Toph

Toph/Aang

Victorious

Caterina (Cat) Valentine/Robbie Shapiro

Jade/Beck

Tori/Andre

Zoey 101

Logan Reese/Lola Martinez (I absolutely love these two! They're both feisty, actors, names both start with 'L', but there aren't like any fics about this pair, and I love them so much...too bad I can't write, otherwise, I would've wrote one.)

Chase Matthews/Zoey Brooks

Michael Barret/Lisa

Quinn/Mark

Kick-Ass

Hit-Girl/Red Mist

Kick-Ass Opinion:

Kick Ass - Dave's pretty cool, I don't get what's so wrong with comics and superheroes. Admit it, everyone wants to be able to dress up in spandex, and not look like a douche, and pretend they are superman. I'm a woman and I approve of nerds, ComiCon and superheroes! Fuck the haters...not literally...they don't deserve that.

Hit-Girl - Mindy is a boss. If I was raised like she was, it'd be cool, but kinda weird. Like what the heck does a kid do to be normal? Beat the crap out of some punk? I don't know! Anyway. I totally like her and Chris to be together...because I'm sick and twisted like that, you know? I'm all about villains! Am I the only one who thinks Chris is adorable, though? Actor or character, he is adorable.

Red Mist/ The Motherfucker - He's so badass. I like his color scheme. He kinda reminds me of a Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson, since he's rich and his daddy is dead and whatnot. Well, except he's a villain...not a vigilante...sucks balls. WHY RED MIST WHY! I wanted you with Mindy! Damn you Chris! Choosing the dark side of the force! Although Red and Black is a very nice color combination for a suit and stuff, coming from my artistic perspective!

Big Daddy - I really must say, Damon, your suit is pretty fricking awesome. Batman is a totally swank man to doppelgang. I thought it was cool he raised his daughter to defend herself, I mean, that just cuts down on surprise attacks in an alley and stuff. I love how he says, 'child' and 'baby doll' and 'sugar', instead of her name.

Frank D'Amico - Prick. Douche dad. Y U NO like son?! Your kid is fricking adorable! WAH! And cut down on the fucking drugs, god.

Avatar: The Last Airbender opinion:

I absolutely love Zutara! Even though, I knew right from the get-go, that Aang and Katara were going to be canon. Bu-b-but, Zuko is hotter! Literally! What girl doesn't want her man to be the opposite element as her, and steamy at that! Sokka could work with just about any of the girls, I mean come on, the guy's a stud.

Iroh- My most favored character. I never had the experience of a grandfather, or grandparents at that, they died before I had the chance to really get to know any of them. But Iroh, he always gave me this homey kind of feeling. I enjoyed his life-lessons advice he'd give to Zuko, and the charisma he'd give everyone else. The hardship of outliving his only child, that's a burden for any parent to withstand, made him all the more real. The way he gives encouraging advice to others gets to me, his character has depth. He is almost a saint, but he has gradually dealt with his uneasy past. My favorite moments are when he acts as a major fatherly figure for Zuko because his real father isn't worthy to be a father, I think it gives him a sense of re-living new moments with his deceased son. My most heartfelt moment; his little story in Ba Sing Se, when he goes around helping everyone he encounters (minus the guy with the broken window). His episode's ending, almost me cry. The fact that he purchased a small kit to celebrate, had me confused a bit, at first I thought he was buying it to plan something for Zuko and a girl. When I realized what it was really for, had me on the verge of tears. He was celebrating his deceased son's birthday, the fact that he did that makes me really want to cry. It's terrible to think of outliving your child, I loved this moment, to add to it that episode was dedicated to his original voice actor, Mako, who had died.

Zuko - I see him as a typical misunderstood teenager, his character has a lot of depth. What I love about his character is his relationship with his uncle is a stronger bond than with his corrupt father, that and the little lessons and advice his uncle gives him. It truly is inspiring.

Katara - Strong willed female, who can fend for herself. I wish I had that confidence...and that she hooked up with Zuko instead. :P

Aang - A kid, trapped in the responsibility of a matured adult. Poor guy, but he did a good job anyway.

Sokka - Comic relief characters have a soft spot in my heart since I consider myself the comic relief character amongst my friends. This guy is awesome, and he is a true ladies man.

Toph - Tomboys all the way! I can act like Toph a lot, she's misunderstood, she doesn't want help all the time. I can be her at times, but maybe a little more sensitive.

Azula - Crazy, evil, power-hungry, blue fire and lightning bending bitch. Sums it all really...moving on!

Mai - Quiet I guess, I like her and I don't like her. She's cool, and stuff but she's Zuko's love interest. Totally interferes with my Zutara fantasy!

Ty Lee - The ditsy one. Reminds me of a few of my friends. I can't help myself to think this, but honestly, I can't be the only one who wants to slap some sense into her!

Suki - Badass. Fan warrior lady. Just awesome.