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Author has written 2 stories for Merlin.

Hey guys.

I don't know if I'll use this thingy for actually posting stories, right now I'm just using it to read, favourite, and review other people's.

So yeah.

Do people put information about themselves on this thing?

I guess.

Well, I'm a girl, living in Sydney, hating the summer, and I on occasion get my arse around to writing some piece of shit.

That's about it.

Also, I despise it when people can't use apostrophes correctly. Also when people get facts about horses wrong. Such as using "reigns" for "reins". I mean, really? Is it that difficult to just google a couple of simple facts about horses, if you're going to write about them?

I'm a stickler for those kinds of things. If it irritates you, then goody.

All you need to know about me.

Yay.

How thrilling.

Believe it or not, I got said arse around to writing a couple pieces of shit! Two stories so far. You proud of me?

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The Eyes To See by jaqtkd reviews
A set of 'reveal' senarios where Merlin's abilities are discovered by different people in different ways. Poems, Drabbles and Ficlets. This fic is likely to be reopened in the future
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,502 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Best Job Share Ever? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
This wasn't exactly what Buffy had been expecting when she'd offered her hot chick with superpowers self up to Nick Fury for joint world saveage. (POST-AVENGERS through Ch8; further chapters spoil for IM3 and THOR2).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Buffy S., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
All about peaches by beamirang reviews
Post ST. A newly promoted Captain Kirk has been asked to speak at Joanna McCoy's school. Jim, Bones & Joanna fluffiness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/18/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
On the Wings of a Butterfly by Ph0enix-Flyer reviews
Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Hearts on Display by Meg720 reviews
The water was bad enough, but Tony knew in his heart, though he never admitted it to anyone, that he was broken the moment they took Marisol away from him. An Avengers with daemons AU.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dodgeball by Bear-Bell reviews
In which Stark Tower is briefly declared an active war zone.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
But M le Maire by Michelle Mercy reviews
A Montreuil-sur-mer story, slashy, M. Madeleine and Javert play cat-and-mouse with each other. But who is the cat? translated by the wonderful smaller
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The secrets of Nick Fury by Saina Tsukino reviews
Nick Fury is older than he looks. Nick Fury never married. Nick Fury has a sense of humour. Three slighlty crack-ish headcannons expended on.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Canton D., Nick F.
Of Guilt, Blame, and Misappropriated Weaponry by Aoitori reviews
Tag to 4x8, "Lamia." When Arthur discovers what his knights did to his servant while under the creature's influence, he and Merlin get into a bit of a row over what should be done about it. Chapter 5: Back in Camelot with Arthur and a visit from Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Thousand Dreams by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
"I am a seer, even in my madness. I see other worlds, things that never were. They all start with one little change…" 60-plus AUs in 3200 words, plus companion oneshots. Multiple ships, character death, fluff, lots of implications but nothing explicit
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Morgana
What Goes Around by MoonMargaret reviews
Everyone expects Merlin's secret to come out in the heat of battle or saving Camelot.What if it happens on the most normal of days?And what if that makes it worse than it ever could've been? Set after 4x13 in a time of love, loss, & always laughter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,058 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Symbiosis by expiry 4.23 reviews
The Doctor wanted to study him for hours: John's reactions, his strategies, his mind - and his understated, morbid, socially unaccepted expression of love and loss. No slash, now finished! Post s2.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Lunch with the Masterminds by SnivaliceLlover reviews
Sebastian tries to take Moriarty out for a lunch date, but it all gets blown out of the water when they meet Sherlock and John in their local burger joint. Moriarty and Sherlock battle over one particular piece of plastic. Humour/Fluff/MorMor/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Fall of Camelot by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
They say that Camelot fell in tragedy after the death of its greatest king, Arthur Pendragon. They say he died in battle, his heart broken by his wife's cruel betrayal, but it was not his wife's betrayal that killed him. It was his own.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Thrown Together by RainbowSquee reviews
Arthur's a law student and despises the way his father's talked him into seeing a doctor about his injury. No-one could imagine the way that it would end, and Arthur won't be the same. Modern AU, Whump, Angst. NO SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
before his eyes by hwc reviews
It takes Uther half a second to see Balinor in Merlin, and he's almost sure of what he should do.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 193 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
A Study in Friendship by Tanigi reviews
A collection of ficlets detailing short scenes in the strange relationship between a consulting detective and an ex-army doctor. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Proposal by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock proposes to John. The evening entails of a triple murder, Lestrade can't keep a secret, fondue fights at Angelo's and a punch up on Waterloo Bridge. Nothing can ever be simple for our boys, can it? Humour/Fluff. Part 2: now with Mummy's reaction!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Merlin Killed Emrys by Jissai reviews
Merlin holds the bottle to his lips, and eagerly drinks down the contents.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Words by WinterStorrm reviews
After a broken relationship Arthur escapes to Italy to write his novel. Enter Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Saving Fish From Drowning by Elizabeth Lily reviews
John starts seeing a mysterious stranger in his dreams. Can he save Sherlock in time? Vaguely AU, features Canon!Watson. My first fanfic so apologies for slight awkwardness. Rated T just in case, there is nothing really explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Destiny Deferred by Naomi reviews
Merlin had seen sorcerers lit at the pyre before. However, this time was different. This time, Arthur presided over the execution. Minor spoilers for Season 4.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bad day at the office by footshooter reviews
Merlin's having one of those days. Swearing. Sorry about that, but I bet he would if it wasn't a pre-watershed TV Show.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
One More Turn by Noxialis reviews
Merlin's magic is exposed and he is assumed dead. But he can't just leave Arthur alone, so he disguises himself and returns to Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 163 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Grief by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Coda to 4x01. Arthur's heart stopped the moment he saw Merlin's open, sightless eyes. This couldn't be true. Focus on Lancelot, Arthur, Gwaine, with a bit of Percival, after Merlin is dead.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Lancelot, Arthur - Complete
Dungeons and Stocks by fernazab reviews
"You're going to the stocks tomorrow." "So are you." Arthur is in the dungeons. But why? One-shot. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 362 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scars of the Unseen by Reiya Wakayama reviews
A/M, post season 3, Merlin knew full well that there were risks to being Arthur's protector, a hidden wall of magic between the prince and the rest of the world, with scars that even the Prince should not, and hopefully, will never know about.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Just Keep Looking by LovesAngst reviews
Arthur had finally found a use for Merlin's fumbling, bumbling, noisy way. Although he'd never let on, Camelot's prince had been rather impressed with himself. That was before he lost Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
One Fell Down by Morgan Stuart reviews
When the fall is all there is, Lestrade discovers, it matters. Warnings: violence, implied non-consensual activity, and possible character death
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
If I Die Young by Spirit the Fire Dragon reviews
John first thought he was going to die in Afghanistan. After he met Sherlock, on some harebrained case, in a dirty back alley, or at the Pool. But he never imagined he would die like this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Judging By the State of Her Knees by Lauren Order reviews
Sherlock's deductions hit a little too close to home for Anderson and Donovan. But he never did bother to find out the actual truth...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Anderson, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Token Tournament by cuz-u-luv-me reviews
A tournament is held every year in Camelot where champions wear handkerchiefs left anonymously in their chambers. When Gwen tries to get Merlin to slip the prince her handkerchief, will he be able to put aside his feelings for Arthur?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,327 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Evening by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John and Sherlock have an evening cuddle and talk openly about their relationship. Pointless fluff. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship, nonsexual soul mates
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bring Him Home by lindor1306 reviews
When Merlin is forced to leave Camelot after revealing himself as a sorcerer, the devastating effects on Arthur force Uther to realise how wrong he was. Warnings inside.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Northumbrian Culinary Assassins by Literaria reviews
Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
An Idiot By Any Other Name by Runey9 reviews
In which Merlin learns that while Arthur enjoys insulting him, he despises when others insult his court sorcerer. Set in that distant day when Arthur is king. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 189 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
As Long as We Both Shall Live by endsoftime reviews
In which John and Sherlock realize there are unavoidable issues to discuss, and Mycroft is way more manipulative than anyone gave him credit. Follows "Requiescat in Pace" in the Remain with Me 'verse.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Playing the Fool by BekTehGreat reviews
"Don't you see? He's married to his work. His first move was taking you along with him the first case you were around for." John/Sherlock Rater for slash in second chapter and cursing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inevitability by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock learns something about his father.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
love or something like it by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
Lots of talking, lots of affection. No sex, though - at least, not on Sherlock's part. Asexual!Sherlock/Watson; completed 5/27/11.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of A Lifetime by Kari Kurofai reviews
A Fifty Themes project. There is a price for love and a price for life, but throughout the dozens of lifetimes he was given the chance to live, Merlin never stopped loving Arthur. Not once. Not ever.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bless You and Keep You by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Sherlock is captured and nearly destroyed for being what he is. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship . Warning: Possible trigger for sexual assault. Dark and angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cast Me Gently Into Morning by BeyondTheStorm reviews
It starts with a choice. After promising that when the time came he would choose wisely, Arthur never once thought that he would make the wrong choice, but the choices that matter most aren't always what we think. *Post season 3* Oneshot, 2 parts.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Shakes by Flipping Seltzer reviews
Uther gets the fidgets. Suspect number 1: Merlin. "The boy was doing it again. That thing. Where he…moved. Fidgeted." Pure silly fun.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Makes a King by Bundibird reviews
Set just after 1x11, The Labyrinth of Gedref. Merlin is less than pleased with Arthur's actions with the whole goblet business, and he's never really been one to hold back what's on his mind. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 221 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Trouble and Kisses by xEmrys reviews
Merlin/Arthur. One-shot; Arthur was not amused to find that his servant hadn't cleaned his chambers, so he decided to do what any royal, arrogant prince would: Find out why!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It's Merlin, Not MERlin by Justine Themis reviews
Merlin decides to ask Arthur why he feels the need to constantly enunciate his name. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It was There by Chaney reviews
Arthur has a lot of firsts with Sir Leon, but he has the most important one with his new manservant, Merlin. Arthur/Leon, Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Not For The First Time by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
On the 29th of April 2011, a huge crowd gathers to watch the Royal Wedding, but only one of them remembers the wedding of Prince Arthur to his Guinevere.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Of Necessity by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
'North & South' AU. Rumours are flying around Milton about Margaret and the man at Outwood Station, and the way Mr Bell and Mr Hale see it, it would be best if she were married as soon as possible. Mr Thornton seems the most likely candidate...
North and South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,686 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009
Manservant by Estelle Tiniwiel reviews
A short and simple little snippet of a story, my first foray into the Merlin fandom. Features Arthur and Merlin, and is set early on in series one.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
All You Can Do is Enough by Ivory Novelist reviews
Sherlock's hurt on a case and John cares for him afterward. Schmoopy and pointless H/C fic. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thirty Ways to Annoy King Uther Pendragon & Co by Kitty O reviews
A guide from the expert. See, I know it's been done, but we needed one for those of us who don't like slash. Rating is for some minor suggestive comments. Mentions Arwen, ArMor, U/Y, Mergana... Basically all and anti-slash, mostly anti-Merthur/Arlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Uther - Complete
The Unlikely But Entirely True Happily Ever After by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Sherlock and John enter into a platonic civil union and life proceeds as usual. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John, platonic romance, nonsexual soul mates. Chronologically follows the first 4 fics in my Sherlock "Modern Day Soul Mates" series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sensual Ace by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The oblivious prat by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
No matter how often Merlin tells Arthur, it just never gets through.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Boxing Day by Zenyetta reviews
King Uther announces that on Boxing Day the day after Christmas , certain members of the court will change positions with certain servants of the household. Uther makes Arthur Merlin's servant.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
To Look and Not Touch by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Everyone knows Merlin's a crap liar. So he sets out to fix it. And maybe does too good of a job.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Write a Fan Fiction by Emachinescat reviews
In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Assistance by SomeoneElseNow reviews
Set during 'A Study in Pink'. Sherlock's thoughts concerning his new flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just a Jumper by Milwaukee Meg reviews
When you have a really bad day, the best thing you can do is to hold on to that cuddly, warm jumper... ONE-SHOT
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - John W. - Complete
Stray by Miya Morana reviews
When John turns around to really look at it, the puppy turns its big brown eyes up at him and gives a little 'yip', it's tongue rolling out of its grinning mouth.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A surprising discovery by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
Arthur decides on a whim to follow Merlin... and discovers something he never expected. Not set at any specific point in time. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Arthur - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cold Blood, Black Fire by Kitty O reviews
It's relatively easy to say no to a bunch of threats. But it's a lot harder to refuse the tortured cries of your manservant wafting through the bars. 1shot. Cenred's castle; could be AU to Castle of Fyrien. Can be seen as a deathfic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Arthur, Cenred - Complete
Enough by JackofSpades814 reviews
People insult Sherlock on a regular basis, and John finds he doesn't like it. When they go to question a suspect who takes it too far, John has finally had enough. Holmes/Watson friendship; could be seen as pairing. Oneshot. First fic! Please review.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding Your Way Back Home by Jesse-Kips reviews
This is the sequel to my previous fic, Three Years Gone. Sherlock has returned from his three years away, and now he has to try and reclaim his life and his previous relationship with John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dull by JustSmile1 reviews
"I love you Sherlock," John whispered, clicking the safety off and turning around, the gun outstretched.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 Times Silliness Ended Well and 1 Time it Didn't by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Short crack fic with suggestive language but nothing else. Sherlock/John. Plus a bonus short-short conversation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Where Merlin Gets Drunk by fruitcakegirl reviews
Merlin and the Knights of Camelot are drinking. Merlin lets something slip, Arthur overreacts.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Invisible Man by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
AU "You are capable of more?" "More? Your majesty?" "More types of spells. More brain cells as well?" "Yes," he hissed. "Protect yourself." "What?" "Carl, shoot him." Getting captured by Uther doesn't quite have the results Merlin expect
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,214 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Perfect Place by SilverSmile reviews
Sherlock attempts to find the perfect place to sleep, but his little experiment proves to be far more difficult than expected. light SJ.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Resignation of Inspector Javert by Wraithwitch reviews
When an act of kindness destroyed him, might another save him? Or can the Inspector's path lead only to the river? Revised and hopefully improved
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Shock by pumpie2 reviews
After a traumatising case John goes into shock. How does Sherlock deal with such an alien concept? SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just The Way It Is by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
It didn't creep up on them, nor did it appear in some almighty epiphany which resulted in their running into each other's arms declaring words of love and devotion. Rather, it had always been there, because that is just the way it was. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Watch and Learn by So-Un-Funny reviews
Sherlock is stuck with his cousin for six weeks, he knows his aunt is plotting something but he doen't know what it is, although he does know it will lead to disastrous consequences for himself and his cousin.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Localized Seizures by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock has a strange medical condition...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 390 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong by AutumnAtMidnite reviews
Wherein John Watson puts his foot down when it comes to a certain habit of his new flat mate, and in so doing, proves Sherlock Holmes to be very wrong. Rated for mentions of drug use & language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cast no shadow by Electro Club reviews
When he showed up on a Wednesday night, Rhiannon felt almost as though she should've been waiting for him. Post-CoE. Jack, Rhiannon.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
A Blow or Two and Their Dire Consequences by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
From 'North and South'. Rioters have stormed the gates of Marlborough Mills, but strangely, they seem to have no interest in the Irish hands - rather, they seem to be after a certain Northern mill-owner...
North and South - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
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Dancing Light reviews
Merlin hovered nervously in Arthur's doorway. It was time to tell him. But perhaps...not alone. The rest of the Round Table should hear as well. Reveal fic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
He Walked reviews
In the tiny village Merlin had hidden himself in, he heard the news. The King was dead. So he walked, walked all the way back to his old home, to give the only give he ever gave: his magic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
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