Becoming co-parents to an orphan toddler wasn't in Mika or Kurda's plans. But we don't always get what we want. Setting the groundwork for future Mika/Kurda. Prequel to Call It What You Want.

The clouded past and relationship of one woman to a Vampire Prince causes major upheaval to the Vampire way of life. This is the tale of two lovers, their lives intertwined by DesTiny... Romance, adventure, loyalty and fate: What can sway a warrior's heart? Spans the entire book series... and beyond. (Mika ver Leth/OC, slight Darren/OC) *UPDATES SPORADICALLY ENJOY*

Mister Crepsley sleeptalks, and it can cause quite the shock.

A collection of ficlets written for a Tumblr music-inspired fic meme.

"Just start typing. You've got to write something. Do it for her." In which Lemony Snicket wants to write about three displaces and misfortunate orphans, but the memories of their long dead mother prove to be something of a hurdle.

Lemony Snicket writes a private letter, revealing his own inner demons concerning his failures and cowardice.

For all of their difficult nights, there were glittering ones too.

It is one night, but it is one precious night.

Seba wakes, and wonders where the three Hunters are now. Have they been successful? Or have things taken a turn for the worst? (Post-Killers of the Dawn).

Both of them will be haunted to the end with the way things were.

It is beyond their nature to love as humans do.

Larten Crepsley's life has been written down, line for line right up until the point of his death by the hands of Mr.Tiny. His choices have been lain before him from the very beginning and he steps across the pages, reciting his lines like a stage performer. But what if he refused to die to serve Destiny's narrative? His life is not a plot device and it's time he reclaimed the pen.

In a society that sets such stock in purity, the slightest example of unseemly behaviour could ruin everything. But avoiding such behaviour could ruin everything as well.

Violet Baudelaire finds herself washed upon the shores of Briny Beach—the very place where her misfortune started. Her ship has crashed. Her family is nowhere in sight. And then comes the taxi driver.

A series of light oneshots about vampires in the summer because I miss TVF.

He had never paid that much attention to her. A/L story of randomness.

"My eyes open slowly, widening as well when I immediately lock eyes with the figure looming in front of me. The tall, glowing figure whom I instantly recognize. It's Larten."

Kurda's hanging above the stakes and Mika has to let go of the rope. Mentions of Mika/Kurda slash. And copious Mika/Arrow platonic love because some things never change. Oneshot.

In moments like this, they remember what they saw in each other. Olaf/Esmé

And so we were left to try to live without him - Another take on the story, from book 5 onwards. Told in Darren's POV. AU.

Despite the mistrust and fear that showed in her eyes, he stayed, watching over her, unable to abandon her in her hour of need. A/L drabble. (Hopefully I haven't copied anyone's work).

The audience screamed as she brought her hand down on his face, blood streaming from the wound. Pre-book. Contains some suggestive themes and horror. Happy Halloween!

A small drabble from the beginning of book three.

EDITED AND SHORTENED. \ We touch, I feel a rush. We clutch, it isn't much but it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us. / You stood there in front of me, just close enough to touch, close enough to hope you couldn't see what I was thinking of. ArrowxOC, some Larten/Arra, and plenty of all your favourite vampires!

"What comes, we take," Larten sighed, biting back his lip to keep from crying out in pain, "We can ask for nothing more, and nothing less."

He loved this fire-cracker of a woman. Arra/Larten.

"I will never let you into these Halls. You will never get the Stone. You will never get to Paris. You will never take the Vampire Spirit. We will always resist. We will always fight. We will never surrender. Even in Death may we Vampires be Triumphant!"

The story of Gavner Purl's death.

Each chapter is about a different Cirque Du Freak character and what they act like when they're horribly drunk. WARNING: HEAVY DRINKING, STRONG LANGUAGE, SUGGESTIVE THEMES, BAR FIGHTS AND OOC PEOPLE. Nonetheless, it'll be funny.

Darren wants to show his beloved mentor just how much he means to him... naturally, it's contagious. No slash, just lots of father/sonliness, bromance, and big hugs. Happy belated Father's Day!

Ocean of Blood. My take on the scene at Evanna's, where Larten and Arra talk. Full of light, fluffy goodness. Very slight A/L.

The beginning of the end of the hinted-at Mika/Arra relationship. Songfic to 'The Finish Line' by Train.

All Mika wants is to drown his sorrows in a barrel of ale. Now if only Kurda would stop interrupting... Totally random oneshot idea! Not slash!

Maybe it wasn't always the right way... **For Roxypony's Surprise Songfic Challenge!**

A series of one-shots about the lives and relationship between Kit Snicket and Count Olaf. Not what you'd expect... rated for small amount of swearing & implied sex.

Lemony thinks Kit can do better. Big spoilers for The End.