Hey, I’m Hannah and I live in the UK coz I’m awesome :)

I love music

I like writing, but I'm not the most creative person ever, so bare with me. Also, I'm MAJORLY busy so I apologize in advance for being slow to update- I do something every day after college. So yeahhh.

I love parties and socializing in general, but especially parties I like making new friends but can be a little socially awkward :3 Message me though- I love talking to new people!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Hannah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAM :( first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle [Haha]

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Pale blue fish

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): [I am NOT giving away my street name]

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilhahuf [LOL]

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): lime green water [mmm, appetizing...]

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother’s middle name): [she doesn’t have one]

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one your pets): [I don’t have any pets]

My top 15 favourite songs

Courage (Orianthi)

Catching Snowflakes (Pixie Lott)

Follow My Tears (Eddi Reader)

War Child (The Cranberries)

Dreams (The Cranberries)

Bosnia (The Cranberries)

The Lonely (Christina Perri)

Miles (Christina Perri)

Time-Bomb (All Time Low)

Heart Takes Over (The Saturdays)

Read All About It (Prof. Green)

Dog Days Are Over (Florence And The Machine)

You Raise Me Up (Westlife)

Standing In Front Of You (Kelly Clarkson)

The War Is Over (Kelly Clarkson)

The Sun Will Rise (Kelly Clarkson)

My top 12 favourite singers/groups

Taylor Swift

Ellie Goulding

The Cranberries

Orianthi

Celine Dion

Eddi Reader

Kelly Clarkson

Florence And The Machine

Leona Lewis

Westlife

Christina Perri

All Time Low

21/09/12

'Tyranny' scrapped, chapter 1 of 'Tyranny re-write' published. Sorry for any inconvenience caused, but I wan't happy with the original- PLEASE review :D

-Starz :)

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freak out for no reason copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your laptop/computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think these are kinda stupid but find them fun to copy, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. If this is you, copy this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally and then choked from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

psot tihs otno yuor pfrloie if you hpeapn to be breod rghit tihs vrey mnoemt...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal.
Saying that you are normal is odd.
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people always seen brighter before they start talking.

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I plan to live forever- so far so good

There are thee sides to every story; mine, your's, and the truth

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When you run out of books- Keep calm and watch TV

When in need of therapy- Keep calm and go shopping

When at wit's end- Freak out and throw stuff

If you just can't bring yourself to get up in the mornings- Keep calm and sleep in

When feeling angry or just bored- Keep calm and RAISE HELL

If you fancy an Indian take away- Keep korma and curry on

Bella Swan- Find and vampire and get bitten

If you're wrong but don't want to admit it, tell whoever proved you wrong to- Shut up and go away

To avoid running out of food- Keep pigs and make bacon

Every woman knows how to- Eat chocs and hide the mirror

When an awkward moment ensues- Keep calm and look busy

When caught in a zombie appocolipse- Freak out and RUN LIKE HELL

The simplist solution to all of life's issues is to- Keep calm and STAY calm

The only person in control of your actions is you. Remember that when your life goes horribley wrong.

When you are sad, smile.

When you are happy, use your happiness to cheer up people who aren't.

When you're angry, punch a pillow not a person.

When you want to break down, don't- keep together and stay strong for everybody else.

When something doesn't go your way, remember how lucky you are.

When you know you're being lied to, remember how much it hurts and use this thought as an incentive to tell the truth wherever possible.