![]() Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time. I'm a 18-year-old college student majoring in business management, with plans to go to law school. I'm a bit of a history buff The way I look at it history is a never-ending story with all the action, drama, angst, horror, mystery, and so on that you could want. I absolutely love writing, and have been doing it as long as I can remember. I'm not really sure how long I have been a fan of fanfiction, but my addition to this site started quite a while ago. My first fanfiction was written 3 or 4 years ago. While it was a good ideal, it wasnt written that well, and needed heavy editing (I'm incredibly glad I didn't post it). My best writing tends to be very spontaneous and in the moment I write whatever catches my attention at the time. I often get a great ideal at school, write part of it at lunch, and then get home and hate what I wrote (the ideal too sometimes). I have a habit of dropping off the face of the earth at times. I will check my email everyday, write and post weekly, and so on; then no one will here from me for weeks, months at a time. That's just me. If I don't feel like writing fanfiction, I can't. Or rather I can, but it would sound like something a 6-year-old wrote. Even my well written works may have spelling (or gamer) mistakes in them. I have always had trouble spelling, thankfully we now have this wonderful thing called spell check. I also edit all of my works before posting, but don't expect me to find all my mistakes. If you find a mistake please tell me so I can fix it, I know it can be annoying when you find a mistake in a story. It can ruin the entire flow of the story (especially if it is a character name, or something incredibly obvious). Favorite books/series/trilogies: Harry Potter Series, Mortal Instruments Series, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Divergent Trilogy, Iron Fae Series, the Trylle Series, Percy Jackson Series, The Girl In Blue, Among the Hidden Series, A Child Called It Trilogy, The Vampire Academy, I Am Number 4, The Testing. Favorite T.V. Shows: Once Upon a Time, Survivor, Big Brother, Human Target, Suits, NCIS, NCIS:LA, Bones, Supernatural, Criminal Minds Favorite Movies: Anything inspirational, Parent Trap, Most action movies, Ninja Assassin, The Transporter, Shooter, Hitman, The Hunger Games, Madea movies, Conan the Barbarian (2011 version) Family First: An AU set in the Winter Break (3 weeks long in this fic) of first year. After witnessing the Dursley's abuse Harry the Malfoy Family becomes Harry's guardians. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors, by adult males. Updates: Complete Most and Least favorite Parrings Harry Potter: Favorite: I'm open to anything (particularly slash) Least Favorite: Harry/Ginny, Voldemort/Bella (although I will occasionally read it if well written), femslash. Mortal Instruments:Favorite: Jace/Clary, Luke/Joycelyn, Alec/Magnus, Jordan/Mia Least favorite: Sebastian/anyone, femslash The Hunger Games: Favorite: Cato/Prim, Haymitch/anyone, Finnick/anyone Least Favorite: any non cannon pair outside of the one's I mentioned. Iron Fae: Favorite: Ash/Megan, Puck/Megan, Ash/Puck/Megan Least Favorite: anyone else/Ash Twilight : Favorite:Emmett/Bella, Jasper/anyone, Garret/anyone, Carlisle/anyone but his children, Nessie/Jake Least Favorite: Jake/Bella (although I will occasionally read it if well written) Note: Edward/Bella really depends. There are some fic's I read where Edward and Bella go really well together, and others where they do not. If you love Severus Snape from Harry Potter then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book character, TV character or game character copy and past this into your profile. (Jace, Dean, Sam, Jasper, Garret, Carlisle, Killian/Hook... How can you choose one?) If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile. (Does this still apply if your in denial? Please Please Please JKR can you write a Marauder Gen prequel to HP? PLEASE!!) You know you live in 2011 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or facebook 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9. And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. -- You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when... You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath. You call your least favorite teacher Snape. Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl. You actually ask for a broom for Christmas. You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight. You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.) You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace. You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten. You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!" You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote! You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands. You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear. When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move. You yell into the "tellyfone." You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme". Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does. You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's). You name all of your pets after HP characters. You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books. You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about. You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences. You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right? In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans. In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome wearwolf, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora, In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive, In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end, In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end, In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry, In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. If you're against abortion, re-post |