Genderswapped wincest fluffiness. Just what it says on the tin. Set during season 2. Written for the femslash February initiative on Tumblr. One-shot. Rated for pre-slash.

"Life, death; chicken, egg. Regardless- at the end, I'll reap him, too." One-shot, Death's POV. Involves some God/Death themes, so be forewarned.

Tourism is on the decline at the Burrow, now a museum of sorts celebrating the lives of the Weasley family. Are the odd rumors a bid to truss up some new tourists, or are they genuine? Next part in my "The Brave & The Cunning" Potterlock series, should be read after A Scandal at the Ministry. Rated for smut and violence. John's POV.

Sam and Dean wake up in an alternate universe...featuring Sammie and Deanna, their genderswapped counterparts. Follow along as Dean encounters a brand new form of masturbation and a truth he's not quite ready to face, and Sam spends some quality time with an old friend. Sam's POV, probably about 5 chapters. Not as cracky as I expected it to be. Involves M/M, M/F, and F/F pairs.

A lot of people on Tumblr have mentioned that in their headcanon, Dean prostituted himself to get by at times. I got sort of transfixed with the idea, but I haven't been able to find any fic so I just said "fuck it" and wrote one myself. Obviously there are some consent issues involved, but I'll also caution that Dean is underage for part of this, and obviously there's some smut.

Little one-shot written for a-conductor-of-light. She asked for "some Johnlock fluff. Not the kind to rot your teeth, but something soothing whilst still being in character." So this is just a brief cross-section glimpse of John and Sherlock's everyday life. Rated for implied smut.

John gets a strange text that leads him into an even stranger situation. One-shot. Will not be continued. I went to see Skyfall and wrote this in my head on the bus home afterwards, so it's very Bond-influenced.

Destiel, rated for smut. Starts out as girl!Cas but switches back to normal!Cas pretty quickly. Basically I just wrote this because there was no episode on Wednesday and I was mad about it, haha. One-shot, will not have a continuation.

"Tell me about your first," she asks, her voice whisper-soft, but she doesn't know what she's asking, not really, so Stiles tells her the lie instead. Because it's easier, yeah, and a hell of a lot less painful. The truth has too many jagged edges. This fic isn't written in chronological order, so don't let that confuse you. Stiles POV (and featuring that rarity, top!Stiles).

Set directly after season two. Derek follows through on a convulted plot to get Scott to join his pack. Eventual Sterek. Alternating POV. Rated for the reasonably good likelihood of smut in the distant future.

AU in which Sherlock is a prince and John is the greatest war hero of the era. The pair strike up an improbable friendship, but John soon learns how dangerous fame can be and discovers that things aren't exactly as they seem within the kingdom.

A series of short one-shots in which Molly Hooper is the Doctor's companion. Excluding the Doctor himself, all the other characters will be either alien or Sherlock characters. Tenth Doctor. Set whenever because he's the Doctor and normally time parameters don't apply.

Set after The Six Anglias. Or The Great Quidditch Game, if you prefer. Irene Adler has stolen some very important memories, and Sherlock has been sent to fetch them back. But is he in over his head this time? Rated for smut, of which there will be...a bit. I think it'll probably show up in two different chapters. Maybe three. Yep.

The sequel to "Machine". Sherlock Holmes is being presented as Mycroft's long-lost brother, but Jim Moriarty isn't sure he's buying it. Meanwhile, John has recruited the help of ex-cop Lestrade to rescue Sherlock...but will Sherlock even want to be rescued? Multiple POVs, will contain sexual overtones if not actual smut, but not PWP.

Quick little Ten/Rose one-shot well, more of a Meta/Rose one-shot, but whatever . Doctor's POV and it's a lot more angsty than I intend but that tends to be the way these things go so. Spoilers for pretty much the entire Ten/Rose story arc, I guess. Rated for a total lack of smut. Weird, I know. Title from the Mumford and Sons song of the same name.

Mini-fic set in the summer between The Great Quidditch Game and A Scandal at the Ministry. Should be read AFTER The Parselmouth League. John and Sherlock are recruited by Lestrade to help solve an odd case involving tiny model flying Ford Anglias and a man with no qualms against taking a life.

A short one-shot set in my Potterlock universe during the summer between John Watson's sixth and seventh years at Hogwarts. Based heavily on the ACD-canon plot of The Red-Headed League. Makes more sense if you read A Study in Green & Silver, The Blind Goblin, and The Great Quidditch Game first.

AU in which John is one of two doctors working alongside an almost completely robotic staff at St. Bart's and Sherlock is a highly peculiar android, new to the hospital and not at all what either doctor expected. Set in the distant future, will contain smut at some point but not PWP. John's POV.

Part 3 of my series, The Brave and The Cunning, in which Sherlock has an admirer who likes to play his own sort of game, using the golden snitch as a timer. Rated for pre-slash.

Post-Reichenbach one-shot inspired by the "Sherlock is a cat" meme. Somehow Sherlock is not a cat in my version. Hmm. John/Mary romantic, and you can read the John/Sherlock through whichever lens you'd like. Name comes from the Iron & Wine song of the same title. Rated T for some descriptiveness of injuries. Also, in the words of River Song: "Spoilers!"

I just can't get enough of Mycroft, apparently. Short series in which Mycroft discusses growing up and tending his brother. Rated for future language, content, and possible smut- not of the Mylock variety, though there may be some incestual undertones.

John has always been a good friend. Sherlock is just trying to reciprocate. Shameless fluff ensues. Rated for depictions of violence.

Dude, I don't know. I wrote this ages ago and never published it for various reasons, but then I read it again and went "ehh...it's okay-ish" so here you go. Sherlock eavesdrops on John and his girlfriend in bed.

Drabbles...or at least very short one-shots. No consecutive timeline. Various POVs. Slash, pre-slash, angst, fluff, etc. Each mini-fic can be read on its own.

Part 2 of my series The Brave & The Cunning. John visits Gringott's for the first time, gets a beard- ahem, girlfriend- and learns a little about Sherlock's past as the twosome try to solve a smuggling case. Rated for smut.

I don't even know how this happened, seriously. Another one-shot that grew out of control. Rated for smut. Lestrade/John, Sherlock/John. Spoilers through series 2. Sherlock deals with his jealous heart.

The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1

AU one-shot in which John is an ex-army chaplain turned prison chaplain struggling with his faith, and Sherlock is a bored sociopath serving multiple life sentences. Comes across as angsty at times. Pre-slash.

Rated for smut however this is not PWP . SM/JM, SM/JW, JW/SH. Post-Reichenbach. Trigger warning for violence between partners. Moran leaves John broken; Sherlock tries to fix him.

Rated M for adult themes, underage!Sherlock and there is some dubious consent from both parties at times. When Mycroft says he and Sherlock have "too much history", this is what he's talking about.

Short fic in which Sherlock uses science to determine John's feelings. Pretty much shameless fluff and pre-slash.

Genderswap. Johnlock. Pre-slash. One shot. A typical day at Baker Street.

I tried to imagine what it would be like to love a man like Sherlock and decided it must be pretty sad. One-shot but kinda lengthy . Rated M for smut. John's POV. Post-Reichenbach but nearly spoiler-free.

In which Moriarty steals Mycroft's cake. Probably the silliest thing I've ever written. One-shot. No smut; it's cake! C'mon. That's sick.

Another Johnlock one-shot, oh my. John's POV. No slash, but some serious fluff. Pre-Reichenbach and spoiler-free. Rated T for a touch of graphic descriptiveness re: violence. Sherlock teaches John to play the violin.

Post-Reichenbach so spoilers and angst. Also J/S slash. One-shot. Set directly at the end of 'The Reichenbach Fall'. John struggles to make sense of the events occurring around him.

Johnlock slash. Explicit. One-shot. Some fluff, I suppose. Mostly smut though.

A bit of fluff, a bit of angst. Set sometime pre-Reichenbach. No slash, but some implied Johnlock. One-shot. John and Sherlock talk about the war.

So I wrote this one-shot about the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers' favorite couple...yeah. Don't judge me. Bald John Green/Other John Green. No lemon, sorry!

I'm recently obsessed with Johnlock, so here's a one-shot. Set prior to, say, Baskerville. John's POV, mild slash, etc. John goes on a date and Sherlock deduces its outcome, with intriguing results.

Part 3 in my MMWP-era James/Sirius series. James wants to have his cake and eat it, too, while Sirius just wants to find himself in all the chaos. Meanwhile, Remus learns some hard lessons and the war progresses.

Sirius still loves James; James still loves Lily; and Lily still crushes on Sirius. What a mess! When Remus gets tangled in all the sordidness, old rivalries are reignited and friendships are changed forever. Sequel to Padfoot & Prongs!

Sirius and James have been best friends for years, but as they grow older Sirius finds himself doing something he can't explain, and getting himself into a mess with a longtime enemy. Rated M for smut and slash in later chapters.

Snape engages in some extracurricular activity with one of his students. Rated M for smut.