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Now...RESPECT MY AUTORI-TIE!

Writing: I write for the sake of writing. For my amusement, and the amusement of my sister. And if a few other people like it too, well hey, that's pretty damn awesome. I don't publish my stuff here to be ridiculed and mocked and flamed mercilessly--it's not a Harvard essay, alright? I put my stuff on here because I'm happy with it, and I'd like it if one or two other people were happy with it as well. I don't mind constructive critisicm--I know my writing probably needs help, I'll be the first to admit that--but mindless flaming is wrong. Anyway, all that aside, a lot of people have liked my stuff and they're the ones that matter and I thank them all. You guys rock!

Mentally Unstable: I'm a joker, a toker, and a midnight...um...hooker? (shrugs) Seriously, I treat every day like a joke and if someone tells me I'm funny or if I'm able to make someone laugh, I think it's the greatest thing EVER! I like writing, of course. Music, books, tv, science fiction, superheroes, animals, anime, and eyebrows. XD I also love the saying "XD"--so much that I actually use it in real life. I will literally tell someone "XD". I know, sad...(sighs) I'm nice, but I don't like when people mess with me or my friends, family, or anyone I care for or love. You mess with them, you mess with me, and we fuck you up. Sorry, I know that sounds harsh, but I've dealt with a lot of hate both on and off the internet and I don't take it lightly, nor will I let it go.However, I've also made a lot of friends and "fans" who enjoy my writing, and who continue to encourage me to write and live life the way I choose, whether they know it or not. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only cause that's all I can afford. You'll either really love me, or really hate me--most people do both. XD Shoutouts to B-Rock.

Fandoms: Published here is only a fraction of what I write, which includes Wrestling, CSI, CSI Miami, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Heroes, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Samurai Champloo, Veronica Mars, Silent Hill, Friday Night Lights, Farscape, Trigun, BeastMaster, House MD, and Crossing Jordan. And I'm sure I'm forgetting something...XD

Funny people: CNIMBWM, Kylemacuk1234, Brockson(This dude is beyond hilarious), Conan O'Brien, Jim Gaffigan("I've never heard of me either!" We have by now, Jim, and we love you), Patton Oswalt(quickly making his way towards Conan O'Brien status), David Hewlett("I think I can hit it from here!"--while looking at an owl)

Gamer: Silent Hill(more of a religon than anything else), Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil Outbreak File #1, Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, Legend Of Zelda: Oracle Of Ages, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Tony Hawk's Underground 1&2 and American Wasteland(thank you, B-Rock!), Final Fantasy(X and XII), Hitman, God of War...

Wrestlers: Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Shannon Moore, Charlie Haas, Samoa Joe, Booker T, Ken Kennedy, Christopher Daniels, Paul London, Kip James, Lance Cade, Chris Jericho, AJ Styles, Shelton Benjamin, Team 3D, The Hardys, Eric Young, Chris Sabin, Hardcore (Bob) Holly, CM Punk, Shawn Michaels...

Divas/Knockouts: Torrie Wilson, Salinas(Shelly Martinez), Maria, Candice Michelle, Melina...

Boob Tube: Stargate SG-1, Merlin(BBC), Stargate: Atlantis, CSI, TNA, NCIS, Without A Trace, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Farscape, South Park, Crossing Jordan, Veronica Mars, BeastMaster, Smallville, SmackDown!, Raw Is War, She Spies, Mutant X, Buffy, Las Vegas, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, Scrubs, Dark Angel, The Office, The Outer Limits, Law and Order: SVU, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Relic Hunter, Hawaii, Special Unit 2(they GOTTA release it on DVD soon...pleaasse?), House MD,

Music: Breaking Benjamin(my addiction, my obsession, my everythang--XD), The Killers, Maroon 5, Metallica, Akira Yamaoka, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, Justin Timberlake, Journey, AC/DC, Buckcherry, The Sleeping, 50 Cent, Linkin Park, Trapt, Xzibit, Jem, Flyleaf, Jet, Fischerspooner...this a list that could go on forever.

Daily Mental Quotes--NOW UPDATED!:
"Cup o'Joe!"
"That's what she said."
"That's what he said."
"What are you gonna do tonight?"
"Doosh--d-o-o-s-h."
"He's a doosh."
"I have no dignity."
"Adam Levi-ine."
"I wanna lick his eyebrows."
"Are you serious?"
"Leave him alone! He's mine!"
"Sasan."
"Do it slower."
"You lurve him"
"Jonathan To-go in a brown paper bag"
"Stop looking at Nicky!"
"Sniffle...he was my little Speedle genius!"
"Shitual"
"Are you going anywhere today?"
"WHEEEEEEEEE!"
"Drooooooool!"
"SUNDERLAND!"
"I wanna' go to Wal-Mart."
"I am beginning to worry about my Mental Health."
"I've lost it."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I dunno."
"What're doin'?"
"Duuuuuuuuuuuh."
"DUUUUUUUURHRHRHRUUUUURRR!"
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
"There was a time when I had dignity, but alas that time is gone."
"Ohhh-kay, I'm gonna' go watch TV noowwwww."
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Donut."
"ASH ON MY TOMATOE!"
"(As Cartman) SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOIN' HOOOOME."
"(as Cartman) DAMMIT!"
"(as Cartman) Sweet, sweet like cheesypoofs!"
"(as Cartman) RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TIE!"
"(as Cartman) This is stupid, I'm leaving! walks out"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Ohhhhhhhh Raaannnnddyy."
"I REFUSE TO LOVE HIIIIMMM!" (whoever he is..I do not know)
"I LURVE HIM!"
"Wapssht."
"Togolicious!"
"Whaaazzzzzzuuuuupppp?"
"Xzibit...ribbit...ribbit,..."
"Oh no..she hasn't hit has she?"
"I'm Mexican/Jamaican/Japanese."
"Ok, PAL!"
"I don't understand the question..."
"It Bob-love and I think I found it!"
"Let's wig out!"
"PIXY STIIIXXXXXX!"
"The little man in the ceiling!"

Daily Quotes TO The Mental--NOW UPDATED!!:
"What are you gonna do tonight?"
"Can I watch a movie in your room?"
"What is that?!"(this is usually said while genuinely repulsed)
"Who is that?!" (see above)
"Gross--what's wrong with his face?"
"You love him. You so love him."
"EBAY!"
"Who's that gross-lookin' guy?" (this is usually said to me by someone who is trying to hide the fact that they love my man)
"Seriously dude, you're starting to freak me out!" (usually said after I grope someone)
"It's Bob-love and I think I found it!"
"Do you know anything?"
"What good are you?"
"What're you doin'?"
"Can I borrow a movie?"
"I HATE YOU!"
"How can you watch that?"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"Ohhhhhhhh Raaaaaanndddy(and then I kill them. mwahahah)"
"BENOIT SETS MY LOINS ON FIRE!"
"YOU LURVE HIM!"
"I now have reason to kill myself."
"I never HAD no Thanksgiving!"
"Did you write?"
"Hmph..I'm not talking to you..non-writer!"
"I'm hungry..will you cook?"

Anime/Manga: Trigun(seriously my favorite anime EVER), Cowboy Bebop, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Hikaru No Go, Shaman King, Yu Yu Hakusho, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, Hellsing, Neon Genesis Evangelion, One Piece, Godchild, Samurai Champloo,

Superheroes:Batman, Robin, The Fantastic Four, Sylar/Gabriel Gray(yes, he counts), The Flash, The Green Arrow, The Crimson Chin, Cleft, Gligarman

Words That Make Me XD: Smoochies, Schmackle, Hilarity, Loins, Lurve, Nail, Shitual, Spackle, Groovy, Jinkies, Jeepers, happycrap., Sunderland., Drool., Duuuuurrrrr., Crap., Fart., Uuuuuuuuummmmmm., heh-heh, ween., Mansion, Fruity/Fruity/Fruitless, Radio(..Harry's fault! ALL HARRY'S FAULT!AAAHH!), Rims, Thwonked(Kuwabara said it! heheeheh!)

Nicknames: SPACE MONKEY!(or, Spath Monkey, said with a lisp), Tard, Porn Ball, Audi, Auty(again--all Brockson), Eyebrow lovin' freak, S'more lover, Dirty ho, Joe Joe,

Unfortunately, the quotes list has been drastically truncated. But don't worry! You can find all the quotes that were here, plus hundreds more if you just click here.

"That's whatcha get for dickin' around."
-Jack O'Neill "Fallout"

HKC:(when Nick pops up during the opening theme of CSI:)..sings Who who, who who..
MU: WHY YOU START SINGING WHEN HE COMES ON THERE?

HKC:(when Speed or Ryan pops up during the opening theme of CSI:Miami)..sings NO NO!
MU: WHY YOU START SINGING WHEN HE COMES ON THERE!

"Well, you done crawled outta your pants..again!"
-CNIMBWM

Kuwabara: Uhm..Botan, can you pet my hair until I fall asleep?
Botan:(slaps him) I don't think Yukina will approve of that!
Kuwabara: What? I meant it in a "mom" sort of way!
-Yu Yu Hakusho

"When there's trouble you know what to do; CALL CYBORG! He can shoot a rocket from his shoe; CAUSE HE'S CYBORG! To the tune of something like that; OH YEAH! Na na na na big fluffy cat, that's right!"
-Cyborg's rendition of the Teen Titans theme song

Raven: It's not the beast within you that makes you an animal, it's knowing when to let it out that makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Really? Then maybe you should call me..Beastman!
Raven:...We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.
Beast Boy: Beastdude?
-Teen Titans

Ode to Beth

Death to Beth
For she is a dirty slut
She stole my sisters man
And she smells like butt