Addicts Inchide bio
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter. I'm pretty brilliant at thinking of ideas, even though I say so myself, and I even sometimes progress as far as to start writing them down, but I'm not that good at sustaining the narrative, which is why you will mostly find one shots here. I read pretty much anything that fits within the Harry Potter world, but I generally try to write cannon, or at least in a logical AU. If such a thing exists. Disclaimer; All back story, quotes, base ideas and general brilliance belongs to J. K. Rowling. If they had been mine, I wouldn't be living off supernoodles. Pig In A Wig In A Hospital Gown; I was really surprised by all the great reviews - whoo high five to all you lovely reviewers! But I just want to say that whilst I appreciate how many of you want to know how it all turns out, and I have given a bit of thought to the idea, I don't think I will be turning the one-shot into a series, or even a two-shot. I have some basic ideas of what happens next, but, unless genius strikes and I find some way of linking them all together into continuous prose, I shall leave it to you to imagine what you will. I don't believe in many things in this life, but I do believe in luck and karma and J. K. Rowling. So please, read on... |
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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 5,832 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief History of House Calls by Regency reviews
AU. John returns from Afghanistan, racks up a huge gambling debt and sells his body to make up the money. He enjoys his work as an escort enough to keep it up even after his debts are paid. But things become a great deal more complex when Sherlock Holmes enters the picture. (A series of 'meetings' and the complications that arise when Sherlock gets involved.) In progress.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Sgt. S. Donavan, Irene A.
However improbable by I'm Nova reviews
A case changes John and Sherlock's definition of impossible and forces them to deal with the consequences. Here be wolves. Cover by the awesome onebuttscratcher on Tumblr, who accepts requests, in case you want art of your own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For Your Sake Brother by Decisions Are Hard reviews
Mycroft wouldn't let a little thing like morals prevent him from saving his little brother from himself. So he doesn't and while his plan may look extreme to the majority of the world he sleeps well knowing that it worked. Sometimes extreme measures are the best measures in the end. After all what does the opinion of the world matter to a man who looks at caring as a disadvantage.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W.
To Study Oneself by kattykitty reviews
(Uni!Lock) AU: When depression threatens to turn John Watson's life upside down, things seem to only get worse when his tutor assigns William Sherlock Scott Holmes to help him with his studies: then again, they often say that opposites attract. With someone as unpredictable as Sherlock in his life, John starts to realise that maybe 'upside down' is exactly where he wants to be.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,351 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Something of You by signofthree reviews
The facts of the case are this: One Wednesday, John Watson wakes up with a cold. Two weeks later, he does not wake up at all. It's the interim, of course, that makes the difference. OR: In which John dies, but the death doesn't stick as neatly as it's supposed to.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fade by whitchry9 reviews
Written for a prompt. John is a ghost, having died in Afghanistan. By sheer power of will, he manages to remain as a ghost. When he meets Sherlock, he finds a reason to stay solid, but after Sherlock falls, John can't help but fade. So when Sherlock returns, and John is nowhere to be found, he starts to fall apart. 3 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Not Too Distant Future by MapleleafCameo reviews
AU Science Fiction. John Watson died in Afghanistan, shot and bled out. So who's living with Sherlock Holmes at 221B Baker St. with John's memories and personality? Chapter 10 To Live My Life As It's Meant To Be Rated M - Slash. *Reviews contain Spoilers Complete!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,108 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Hero Bares his Nerves by theotherthompson reviews
They chase him into the waking realm, like bloodhounds on a trail or ducks following their mother. Harry/Ginny. Hermione/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Death by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[Drabble.] I am Harry Potter, the Master of Death. I control the Deathly Hollows, not the other way around. I am needed. I am important. This is the way life is supposed to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Déjà vu by Piccolo999 reviews
Harry has experienced the strange phenomenon known as Déjà vu his entire life. Now he may just be about to learn the truth when he meets a certain mousy haired Witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 928 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Doing the Lambeth Walk by Blame Brampton reviews
After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Be Still by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! I have to open the door, I have to, because what if I don't and he's not breathing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Pigeons by I'm A Cuckoo reviews
Emmeline meets her Patronus for the first time and is slightly disappointed, to say the least. A pigeon. Really? That was all my inner strength could muster up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Emmeline V. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5673 - Favs: 14,845 - Follows: 16,288 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Ickle Ronniekins by Solstice Muse reviews
Ron is ten years old and Charlie is leaving to go to Romania and start his work with dragons. The bullying from Fred and George becomes too much and Ronnie decides to stow away with Charlie. Part of my Quills for a Cause sponsorship for AIDS research.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Ron W., Charlie W. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
She Who Talks to Cats by Werecat99 reviews
COMPLETE. The boy will be quite safe, Minerva. Arabella and her cats will see to it. A tribute to Arabella Figg, Rowling’s crazy cat woman, and to Nocturne, a beloved cat who passed on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Arabella F., Albus D. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Never Gone, Never Forgotten, and Never Letting Go by Eladriewen reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins to have awkward dreams at night, and during the day his mind plays tricks on him. Trying to solve the mystery, Harry returns to the Death Chamber that holds the dais, and discovers something he never expected. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,241 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the OFSTED inspection by Ravenclaw's Graduate reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry is faced with an evil greater than any he has seen before, an evil so huge that all wizards, whatever their loyalties, must band together to survive it... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Complete
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The Dead Are Walking reviews
It makes me want to cry sometimes. Cry and rave and beat him till he- I don't know. I know it won't achieve anything. But I still want to none the less. The Dead love Harry. They flock to him. They leave us, us who carry them in our hearts, to go stand by his side. He desn't ask them to, but they do all the same. Harry won't talk about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brave New World reviews
AU. In a post-Voldemort world Harry, Ron and Hermione live on the streets, desperately looking for hope and salvation as the wizarding world tears itself apart and falls to ruin. Magic is running wild and they can only see one way out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Half Lives reviews
Harry wasn't about to let Sirius die in the Department of Mysteries, even if it meant falling through the Veil himself. Much to everyone's surprise, Harry survived, but then things began to go downhill, and it soon became clear he wasn't quite himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,402 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Possession reviews
What happens when the two most cowardly, spiteful bullies who were spineless carbon-copies of their fathers meet, and discover that they hold exclusive rights to the same obsession? Probably the most embarrassing day of Harry's life, that's what. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
Storms on the Horizon reviews
It was a sad fact that many muggle borns suffered in their childhoods. It was even sadder that often this was due to the parents not understanding their child's magic, and trying to control it somehow. For Harry, it all began with thunderstorms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Last Secret Kept reviews
It only took three years, but Harry finally got round to investigating Sirius' will. In doing so he found a bike named Rachel, was poisoned by a family heirloom and discovered a forgotten Black house, which has secrets all of its own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Theory of Time and Tea reviews
Harry and Hermione sit down one day to discuss the legalities of Time Turners, and accidentally change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's In A Name? reviews
My life has been haunted by one man. I've never met him. He's made my life, my very existance, inconsequential and a joke. He's entirely ignorant of my annoyed existance. But you've got to laugh, right? Laugh to keep from crying. Let me tell you about him
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Pig in a Wig in a Hospital Gown reviews
Harry Potter glanced down at the standard issue, printed letter in his hand. It had arrived by muggle post two weeks late and now he was standing in a muggle hospital. He had been summoned. And he had no idea why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Boggarts Get Philisophical reviews
Which came first the wizard or the muggle? Where do vanished objects go? If no one is around, does a boggart still have a shape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stylish Blackmail reviews
Blackmail was an art. An art for the sadistic and greedy, yes, but an art none the less. It required careful thought, planning and execution. Lord Voldemort looked at the muggle, his prisoner, and thought...perhaps he would send it's wife a present.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Happily Hallucinating Harry reviews
It's not easy, describing the average school year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to a muggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
