You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTES

TWILIGHT SERIES

Edward Cullen:

"So the lion fell in love with the lamb."

"You can't really believe that I would give in so easily."

Bella Swan:

"And I'm a Virgo!"

"If Angela turns out to be a witch, well she can join the club too!"

Emmett Cullen:

"I bet that cottage doesn't even have a scratch."

Alice Cullen:

"You will be my sister officially in ten short hours...it's time to get over your aversion of new clothes."

"Oh, hell, look at your eyes!"

Jacob Black:

"Sure, sure."

"Stupid blonde."

"Bada Bing."

"Stupid leeches."

"Like I'd had made her whole freakin' day by walking through the door."

MEGAMIND

Megamind:

"Is it a puppy?"

"Oh! I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!"

"Ms. Ritchi, we meet again."

"You can scream all you wish Ms. Ritchi, but I'm afraid no one can hear you."

"Can't wait. LOL. Smiley face."

"Oh! My giant blue head!"

Roxanne:

"Would it kill you to wash the bag?"

"Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?"

Metro Man:

"And I love you random citizen!"

"And Music Man was born. That way I could keep my logo."

Hal:

"Like a dingo watches a human baby."

Minion:

"Disgustingly terrifying, sir."