Don't take anything I write here seriously, I just post jokes and cringe based satire on this site nowadays.

I like making stories with familiar concepts and taking them in a different direction than expected. I love reading here so I wont stop coming back, and if you want feedback i'm your guy.

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Might be bisexual...not sure. I like what I like and I don't what I don't.

Greatest quality: I like to think I'm a good listener that gives decent advice

Dislikes: being interrupted, bad attitude towards people who don't deserve it, and mary-sues

Cool things I've said without thinking (or heard and was inspired):

"I used to be a bleeding heart too ... but eventually you run out of blood"

"You see, I understand"

"My temper's like a lightning strike. It's short-lived but if it hits you you're probably dead."

"I may be crazy but you're wrong!"

"There are three things wise men fear: The sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."

Favorite color: Purple

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Ever After SYOC

Rules:

I'm only accepting characters by PM with the subject "All for Ever After SYOC: OC NAME HERE". I'm sorry if you're a guest but them's the brakes.

No Mary Sues. If I feel your OC doesn't fit the scale I'm going for then I will tell you and give you a chance to change things but I do not abide by Sues. I may ban certain semblance types to help with this

Put "and they lived happily in Ever After" in your submission somewhere so I know you read these rules

You can send as many OCs as you would like but I may ask you to slow down if you are overwhelming me

Don't get salty if your OC isn't chosen or isn't written into the next chapter immediately.

Have fun (cheesy I know) but you can make your character almost any way you want. Don't be afraid to be different or weird. I play dungeons and dragons so I know I've probably heard weirder.

Form:

Name: It doesn't have to be a color or be based on something, but having a meaning to your name would be nice.

Nickname/Alias: this is completely optional, don't feel the need to tack one on if it wouldn't make sense to.

Age: I'll accept any age where they can function as a human being, I'll accept 60 year old students and 13 year old teachers as long as the character's good.

Species: Human, Faunus, android (if you do make an android though you have to explain why and how they're here, and who made them)

Gender: If it's a non-binary one please explain it to me as I'm not the most educated on that subject.

Occupation: Student, Teacher, Criminal, Hunter, Shop owner, etc. simple one or two word answer will do.

Background: The history of the character. While I do want detail I don't need their memoirs, just the things that make them the character they are and the things that you want made clear in the story.

Personality: If you impress me here then you are golden. Detail and care are key

Weapon name and description: Skip this if our character doesn't have one or use one. If they do have one then done just tell me what it is, describe what it looks like, how it feels to your character, what materials it's made of, etc. Did they make it themselves? How do they use it?

Semblance and Aura color: Banned semblances are time manipulation, power negation, and instant kill powers. Don't be afraid to be unique, your OC doesn't have to have a constantly available semblance like ruby or Weiss, they can have a conditional on like Nora, or maybe they don't know what it is yet like Jaune. Do be specific here on how they can and can't use their semblance.

Battle Style: a description on how they prefer to throw down. Please have some sort of description even if your character doesn't fight, describe if they run away or lock up in fear or if they pick up a makeshift weapon. If you want to name a martial art or a modern fighting style then go ahead but I still want a description on how they use the style if that makes sense. I don't want to accept too many of the same type of fighter, so try to make them stand out in some way.

Fears: this is optional but if they do have a fear how to they react when confronted by it. How detrimental is it? Can they ignore it or not?

Likes and hobbies:

Dislikes and pet peeves:

Hates: things your character can not stand and how they react to it.

Quotes: help me understand the character by writing a line they would say. Im limiting quotes to three

Appearance: I like knowing the character before knowing what they look like. That's why it's so far down this form. Do remember that detail and care are key.

Stats: stats go from 1 to 10 with 1 being physically inept or impaired and 10 being in the top percentage on remnant. Average is about a 4.

Strength:

Dexterity:

Agility:

Endurance:

Willpower:

Resourcefulness:

How likely are they to lead?:

How well do they work with others?:

Do they have any contacts or resources that they can call upon?: (a gang that owes them a favor, Or a trust fund from a rich parent, maybe a friend who gets them rare weapon parts, something like that)

Theme: this is once again optional. But if you have a song that would fit them, here's where you put it.

Emblem: this is optional but if you list one then tell me how the character uses it. Is it a belt buckle? A patch? A symbol on a calling card left after battles?

Romance and Sexuality: unless you don't want romance for your character at all this is not just a simple yes or no. I want to know what kind of person our character your character is interested in, if any. Are they looking for love? A one night stand? Do they date multiple people? Are they only out for sex? Do mention if you want me to pair them with another OC you've submitted or if you are ok with me playing matchmaker with someone else's OC. And I'm sorry, but as much as Jackie flirted with Taiyang I'm not doing any canon character shipping unless there is an overwhelming call for it in the reviews.

Anything I missed that you want to mention: