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 Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and A song of Ice and Fire. I am a girl who enjoys in the finer things in life, the smell of ancient comic books, the taste of sweet and salty popcorn mixed, the theme tune of deadliest catch played while I sway in my bed pretending I'm at sea... things like that! I started writing fanfiction as a youth and while I have plenty of stories out there they are not always things I'm proud of so I start as a new author, with pumped up kicks and a refreshed sense of good and bad. Bad = head boy and head girls hating and kissing Good = Office based comedies... in one of my older fics I created a department at the Ministry called The Department of Experimental Magic and it was featured in several of my older stories. I've now developed this idea further and that's what I'll be focusing on! |
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of flavoured names and coloured sounds by Lance Corporal Chanyeol reviews
In which Draco just wants to know what colour Hermione's moans would be. He also wants to know if her skin would taste as sweet as her surname or maybe as intoxicating as her given name.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/9 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Boardwalk by In Dreams reviews
Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn't realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy. Post-war EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,788 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/11/2019 - Published: 7/25/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
That Sodding Malfoy by ladycrawfish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW - I know, I know. It's overdone. But this is the story that I've looked everywhere for and haven't found, so I've taken it on myself to satisfy my Draco-Hermione craving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Head Versus Heart by Femina Serpens reviews
What will poor Draco Malfoy do returning to Hogwarts off his sad lonely high horse, faced with a partnership in a new class with an old enemy; the highly envied, always praised Hermione Granger? Is high, prejudiced society less exciting than chasing his golden girl? "It's like a war, my head versus heart. But for once…I want my mind to rest, and I want to let emotion win."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 382,312 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by BDShadothe reviews
One egregious mistake and she never wanted to hear his name ever again, but the Fates force them together eight months later. How will she cope without surrendering to or strangling him? Will she be able to? Dramione, rated M. See disclaimer inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 132,634 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Pool of Possibility by kjewls reviews
What if Jess' and Nick's encounter with Remy the Landlord, in "The Landlord" ended slightly differently, but Jess can't remember any of it?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
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The Night Before Last reviews
Hermione Granger wakes up in bed with a hot blonde and no memory of how she got there. Is it a case of Drunken Love or is something else at play? The anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts isn't easy for anyone, and everyone copes in their own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Granger reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Revisited reviews
Hogwarts is proud to announce that after intense rebuilding it's opening its doors to students again, all students who could not complete their education due to the war are welcome to return... even angry 19 year old women who swear like troopers, sullen blondes with sketchy pasts and grieving men with businesses to run, there's a new trio in town and they aren't golden. rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,191 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., George W., Pansy P.
The Great Thaw reviews
Winter is deep and dark, the war drums have fallen silent and the snow is settling, the pieces of the game have landed where they might and now the frozen players must thaw in order to thrive. Matches must be made, keeps kept and hearts mended if the peace is to hold, for the Game of Thrones is never truly over.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 6/23/2016 - [Arya S., Gendry] [Sansa S., Podrick P./Pod]
Ass Backwards reviews
It's the classic love story; boy meets girl, boy hates girl, girl hates boy, boy secretly loves girl, girl enters into relationship with another boy who likes fake tan, original boy grabs girl into a store cupboard to give her a birthday she'll never forget. A Festive one-shot with fluff and snuggles and a sassy AF best friend. I am amazing at summaries, you're welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe reviews
A short one Shot, set some time after the dust of war has settled. The mother of Dragons has a plan to cement a lasting peace between the North and the South all she needs is for Jon and Sansa to see things her way.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Complete
The Department of Experimental Magic reviews
Excerpt from the daily Prophet: The Department of Experimental Magic is soon to be up and running, Minister Weasley tomorrow will cut the ribbon and officially launch this new department, headed by Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy this reporter believes that while good may come out of the initiative there may be bad language and bubbling sexual tension. Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
