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Joined 02-17-12, id: 3731933, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 5 stories for Looking For Alaska, John Green, Merlin, and Harry Potter.

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Where Angels Tread by emmbrancsxx0 reviews
CROSSOVER: SUPERWHOMERLOCK. When Sam gets trapped by the Weeping Angels in medieval Camelot, Dean employs the help of some strange new friends to get him back. Meanwhile, Sam and Merlin stumble upon a plot that may kill the king.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,980 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
My Unexpected Bad Habit by kattykitty reviews
JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,972 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Social Networking Encourages Stalkerish Tendencies by randomirony reviews
Arthur/Merlin Modern AU. In which Merlin is an adorable nerd and Arthur becomes a bit of an internet stalker. And everyone is on tumblr.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Silly Ol' Dance Is Perfect for Two by slantedknitting reviews
Modern AU. Arthur is young, gorgeous, talented, and captain of one of the best football teams in England. His neighbor is Merlin, who is an archivist, a Ph.D student, and he hates football almost as much as he hates Arthur. Warnings for past eating disorder/current eating issues, homophobia, and angst. Also featuring Arthur/Mithian, Gwen/Lance, & Merlin/Mordred. Now see the sequel!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 83,946 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Gray Fixation by Behest.R reviews
SLASH. Holmes/ Watson. Everything was always black and white for them. Realizing their affections, not falling into it and attempting to conquer it, was a shade they had not expected to encounter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
An Untimely Frost by GoforthAndConquer reviews
Sherlock was an expert at manipulation, a veritable genius. But nothing was as desperately well-crafted as the lies he told one ex-army doctor the eve before his death.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Silent Lucidity by Ventorum reviews
On the way back from a bar one night, Cas saves Dean from attack. But how much is Dean willing to give in order to rescue Cas, who has given everything for him? Dean may have to deal with just how "profound" their bond has become. Demons, angels, sword fights, sacrifice, love, family, shrieking eels. Okay... no shrieking eels.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,245 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Strange Face of Love by Psammead reviews
Pseudo-Canon: Dean and Cas have a relationship of sorts over the span of 3 years. They have that profound bond, but it's not some chick-flick, one-true-love deal. It's messy and painful, but desperately sweet. It's what could have happened off screen.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Si alguien pregunta, la culpa es de Mycroft by le mousquetaire reviews
Una breve discusión sobre tensión sexual
Sherlock - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5594 - Favs: 12,951 - Follows: 1,733 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 8,487 - Follows: 1,390 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 408 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
221D, or The Vocal Violin by Penguin reviews
Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Mistakes of Our Youth by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. It's the backstory; it's how you got here.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,308 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Lock by Tashilovet reviews
The three times Dean was kissed by Castiel, and the one time he wasn't.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Like by Sorrel reviews
PostAsylum. Sam tries to talk things out, and gets a bit more than he bargained for when Dean tells him what he really thinks. DeanSam SLASH which is incest, people. You were warned, so don't complain to me about it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
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Along The Way (The Time Has Come) reviews
Harry's decision to attend Muggle University hasn't been an easy one and unlikely to be taken at all, had he known the first person he'd come to associate with college life was none other than Draco Malfoy. In retrospective though... There are worse things that happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Make It Real reviews
When Arthur Pendragon is asked to accommodate the new scholarship holder, Merlin Emrys, for the last two months of 5th form, he has no idea what he's about to get. But then again, when is one ever? - Modern Boarding School AU
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Coffeeshop Muffins reviews
Arthur und Merlin sind zusammen, nur, dass sie es nicht sind. Außerdem ist die Mädchenvariante von Bromance" eindeutig Fresbierinnen". Nur trifft es das auch nicht so wirklich, da Morgana und Gwen tatsächlich miteinander schlafen. Oder auch: Die deutsche Übersetzung der großartigen fanfiction "Coffeeshop Muffins" von skellerbvvt.
Merlin - Rated: M - German - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Late in the Library reviews
Slash AU. Arthur is not really pleased when his father forces him to work "voluntarily" in a library, to gain some respect for "common work". Or rather not pleased at all. But then again, there is something about this co-worker of his Arthur can't quite put his finger on...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Thanksgiving Monologue reviews
After Thanksgiving holiday, the past events reoccur in Pudge's mind and keep him from sleeping.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Pudge - Complete