I AM AWESOME!.. NUFF SAID.

i do know james bond and John Conary is number one 007!

Gender: Female

music is my life

Favorite things:

Imagine Dragons

Twenty One Pilots

Alex Clare

Transformers

Ocean's 11-13

Awolnation

RvB

Favorite quotes:

"there are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. what you've got to do is turn around and say 'watch me'"- can't remember who said it

"They can't see me... I can't see them." Oh Caboose...

"[after giving up his weapons to Washington] Son, you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapon. But if you think I'm gonna set one pinky toe inside blue base without my shotgun... you must not know who you're dealing with." Sarge

Grif: Oh, up yours...

Sarge: What was that?

Grif: I mean, up yours SIR!

Sarge: That's better.

Rule for commenting and reviewing:

no flamers

no rude comments

IDEAS AND ADVICE ARE ALLOWED!!!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Jazz (G1)

2. Optimus (TFP)

3. Megatron (TFP)

4. Prowl (G1)

5. Soundwave (TFP)

6. Barricade (Movie)

7. Ratchet (Movie)

8. Knockout (TFP)

9. Captain Alice "Ace" Darby (OC)

10. Jack Darby

Then ask the following questions
what would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me*takes out shotgun* @#$% OFF!! *then falls back to sleep*

Jazz*stares at me and then runs off to the hills*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me:GET OUT!!!!! *throws everything and anything around me*

Megatron: Slag! she has good aim! *trying his best to dodge but failing*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me and Ace: Whoa!! WHAT?!

Prowl: *glitches and goes into stasis lock*

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *kicks him*

Barricade: What?

Me: Hide me. The twins are trying to bury me... again. :/

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: How... I don't even...

Ratchet: Just take in; nice and slowly.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Sorry Doc bot... *being forced to repaint him*

KO: I am going to offline the little slagger!... and you missed a spot.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: I would be surprise if you didn't

Ace: They're crazy!

Me: I know :)

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Ace!! Your brother is being mean to me!!

Ace: Jack... be nice

Jack: No.

Ace: *turns and looks at me* I tried

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: Jazz!!! Save me!!!

Jazz: *takes them both down*

Me: My hero! :)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Megatron: Cake or Death?

Me: Cake. Please.

Megatron: Alright. Here you go.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvd2mPA7Ni4) to get this :)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Prowl: *saves me*How did this happen?

Me: I don't know but balloons and flamethrowers don't mix very well.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: Delete and destroy any evidence that I did it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Jazz: Mine! *keeps me close*

Jack and Me: Uhh...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: He would probably comfort me and give me a lollipop :)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Ace: Keep at a distance and strike!

Me: Will do, Cap!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me: he would try to stop me but then we would both end up laughing

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: What's not to love about him? :)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: Whoa. Wait! What? No!!!! Spoilers!!!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Megatron's dad looks down at me*

Me: *looking up with wide eyes* Hello handsome?

looks at Megatron* Yep. She's a keeper.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Soundwave:... *shakes head*

Barricade: NO!!!!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: That's not very nice, 'Cade. *while reading a book and leaning on him*

Barricade: Uh- huh. *reading a data pad and drinking energon*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: What?

Ratchet: You look nice.

Me: Thanks.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: I don't even think that is even possible for that not to happen.

KO: Thanks, doll. ;)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Ace, I think the twins hacked your email again.

Ace*screams and cursing heard at the other end of the base*

Jack: I think she knows.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: So how much did they pay you to do that?

Jack: $150

Me: *nods in approval* Nice.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: As long as its not about me then I don't care

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Barricade: No.

Jazz: Slag no. I already got someone. *hugs me close*

Me: *doesn't understand but goes with the hug*

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Eh. Probably if Soundwave doesn't' have to listen to Megatron.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Jack: Is he okay?

Prowl*pokes him some more*

Me: Haven't got a clue.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Barricade: Lord Megatron, I can't cook but here is some highgrade

Megatron: That will do... now be gone!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Me: Ratchet would work at a hospital and Ace has a job as Captain in the military.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

KO: Now you will look fabulous! *puts a wig on him*

Soundwave*doesn't get it*...

Me: *laughing on my ass*

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Barricade: Not bad, femme, not bad.

Ace: Thanks.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Ace: JAZZ!!!!!

Me: I would run very fast if I were you.

Jazz*runs away in pure fear*

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

KO: Oh! Optimus I didn't know you had it in you

Optimus: No.

Me: Oh well.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: he would've should up anyway.

Barricade: I am her slaggin' guardian! I can do whatever I want!

7 won the lottery?

Me: You're just full of surprises, aren't ya?

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: he secretly likes Prius.

KO: Hey! Don't spread lies! That's my job!!

9 became a singer?

Me: I am so proud of you!

Ace: What? No!

Jack, Optimus, Jazz, and Me: Aww! :(

10 got a daughter?

Me: Whoa! Did you knock her up?

Ace and Arcee: WHAT?!

Jack: *blushing like crazy* I did not do that with Arcee!!!

What would 1 think of 2?

Jazz: He's awesome

Optimus: Thank you, Jazz

How would 3 greet 4?

Megatron: Die autoscum!!!

Prowl: You're going down, Megatron!!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Prowl:...

Soundwave:...

Me:Okay. Awkward.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Soundwave*wants to have me as a Charge*

Barricade: No. Besides I am doing you a favor.

Me: Wait... What?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: Nothing really. Other than keeping me on my toes and out of trouble.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Me: I can think of a lot of reasons but I really don't feel like explaining.

Ratchet and KO: *glares at each other and about ready to attack each other*

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: In an illegal race. They are both trouble making speeders.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Ace: *whispers in my ear* I went out with Megatron once.

Me: No way!

Jack: What?

Me and Ace: Nothing. ;)

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Jack: He is a giant robot and in charge of the Spec Ops. I think I have a very good reason to be.

Is 3 Gay?

Megatron: What was that? *points blaster at me*

Me: hey! I didn't ask that! *runs away*

5 cooked you dinner.

Me: Thanks :)

Soundwave:... * (:D) *

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Prowl* glitches and goes into stasis...again*

Ace: whoever asked that needs to stop

Me*shrugs* as long as I am not in trouble, I am okay

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Me: depends... what kind is it?

Ace: cinnamon and raisin

Me: YAY!!!! *eats it happily*

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Jack: a week because she wouldn't stop harassing me

Me: but it's so fun

1 offers you a CD. Considering their tastes, do you listen to it?

Me: yea. I like a little rap but I am not hardcore... Sorry Jazz

Jazz: So kay lil lady

2 suddenly goes emo how does 8 feel about this?

Me: What?

Optimus: *depressed/in emo corner*

KO: *admires Optimus'* I don't care as long as I get a piece of that hot piece of aft.

Me and Optimus: Whoa there!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Prowl: you should be ashamed of yourself!!!

Ace: What the hell?!

Me: *laughing on my ass*

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Megatron*laughs then goes to attack Optimus*

Optimus: *confused and fights Megatron*

Soundwave and Me:...

6 got high.

Me: Barricade!!! Get down from there!!! You can't fly!!!!!

Barricade: WHEEEE!!!! *jumps off building and hurts himself* OW!

7 comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Me: i would be shocked then laugh my fricken ass off while running off before i get hit by a wrench

8 reads your fanfiction(s) and complains. What is it about?

KO: Why am I not in it?!

Me: I'm working on yours! Sheesh you impatient little--

KO: *whips out saw blade* what was that last part?

Me: *grumbles and continues working on TFP story* nothing...

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills soda all over her?

Ace*whips out paintball gun and shoots him while he runs*

Jazz: You crazy b*tch! Stop that!!

Ace: NO!!! 3

Me: *le sigh*

10 starts working at a bar.

Me: What? Does Cap know?

Jack: Yep and got me fired because she punched the manager

Ace: he tried to flirt with me

1 comes in and tells you he got 2 pregnant.

Me: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Me: Yes even though he will drown me

Megatron: CANNON BALL!!! ) *makes a tsunami*

Me: NOOOO!!!! *runs away to high ground*

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Me: Prowl... I mean if Ratchet did win it would be because he knocked him out with his wrench

Ratchet: thanks for having faith in me -_-;

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Me: how amazingly awesome I am :)

Jazz and Barricade: No...

Me: :(

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Jack: *doesn't recognize him* GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER, YOU RAPIST!!! *shoots him with paintball gun*

Me and Ace: 0_o;;;

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

KO*looks up sports car*

Me: (-_-;;;;)

How are you feeling right now?

me: eh..

Found this. Thought it would be fun to answer :D

1: A song you like with a color in the title

Life in Color by OneRepublic

2: A song you like with a number in the title

1983 by Neon Trees

365 by ZZ Ward

3: A song that reminds you of summertime

Summer Nights by Rascal Flatts

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

Rise Up by Diane Birch

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

Something To Believe In by Parachute

6: A song that makes you want to dance

Harlem by New Politics

Welcome to the Club by Manian

7: A song to drive to

Young Forever by The Ready Set

Death Valley by Fall Out Boy

8: A song about drugs or alcohol

Remember When (Push Rewind) by Chris Wallace

Hotel Song by Regina Spektor

9: A song that makes you happy

Wonder by Emelie Sande & Naughty Boy

Upside Down by Paloma Faith

Just One Yesterday by Fall Out Boy feat. Foxes

10: A song that makes you sad

Lil Darlin (featuring The O’Mys) by ZZ Ward

Flowers for a Ghost by Thriving Ivory

11: A song that you never get tired of

The Mighty Fall by Fall Out Boy feat. Big Sean

Everybody Talks by Neon Trees

12: A song from your preteen years

Sugar, We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy

These Words by Natasha Bedingfield

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs

I Love Rock & Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding

You and I by Ingrid Michaelson

I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack

15: A song that is a cover by another artist

Feeling Good by Muse

All I Do Is Win Remix by Favor

16: One of your favorite classical songs

Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey

Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

This City by Patrick Stump feat. Lupe Fiasco

Hall of Fame by The Script feat.

18: A song from the year that you were born

What is Love by Haddaway

Whoomp! (There it is) by Tag Team

19: A song that makes you think about life

This is the Stuff by Francesca Battistelli

When We Stand Together by Nickleback

20: A song that has many meanings to you

Sound the Bugle by Bryan Adams

Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

Charlie Ain’t Home by ZZ Ward

Jenny Says by Cowboy Mouth

22: A song that moves you forward

Babel by Mumford and Sons

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

Amsterdam by Imagine Dragons

Weight of Living Part 1 (Albatross) by Bastille

24: A song by a band you wish were still together

Sing by My Chemical Romance

25: A song by an artist no longer living

Bad by Michael Jackson

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love

Haven’t Met You Yet by Michael Buble

27: A song that breaks your heart

The Boxer by Mumford & Sons feat. Jerry Douglas & Paul Simon

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

Counting Stars by OneRepublic

Blue Eyes Blind by ZZ Ward

Soul Wars by AWOLNATION

Sinister Kid by The Black Keys

Angels On the Moon by Thriving Ivory

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

He Mele No Lilo by Kamehameha Schools of Children’s Chorus and Mark Keali’i Ho’ omalu (Lilo & Stitch)

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

Ants Marching by The Dave Matthews Band

I Lived by OneRepublic

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Stories in Progress:

Like Fathers- Transformers: Living a life as military brat is tough, but not as tough as finding out your family isn't exactly what you expected it to be. How was I supposed to know I am related to giant robots?! (Work in Progress)

Stalked by the Popo- Transformers: "911, what's your emergency?" "There is a giant robocop fight happening outside !" "Excuse me?" "You know the police? The blue coats? The Fuzz? The Popo! But only ten times bigger and metal!" "Ma'm, are you alright?" "No! There are giant robots having a grudge match! Uh-oh! Gotta go one of them fell on my house." (Work in Progress)

A Family's War- Transformers Prime: Jack's older sister is a military prodigy and has been away too long from home. When the Autobots are in trouble, Fowler calls on her and her team for help and they take the mission, but on one condition: their in charge and no one gets in their way. (Not Published)

To Live Again- "Mom..." "I can't, Airy, I, I just can't!" The woman looked at her 16 year old daughter with tear filled eyes. "I can't just change myself after the man who loved, protected, and cared for me and my family is dying! I can't..." "It's not that you can't, Mom, it's that you won't try..." (Discontinued/Hiatus)

Above the Smoke- AU "So let me get this straight: Giant robots are being held hostage and soon to be dissected like frogs for whatever technology is inside them." "Pretty much." Everyone looked at each other then looked back to their captain. "So when do we start?" (Work in Progress/Hiatus)

Rules for Soliders- Companion to Like Fathers: a set of rules and guidelines for the new members of the NEST team and the girls to follow if they want to survive living under the constant watch of Prowl (Not Published/Work in Progress)

Life Has A Weird Way of Telling You to Grow Up: Everyone on Earth has different experiences of going through life. Mine was definitely not what I was expecting when I decided to live life to the fullest. I've heard of the saying 'when life gives you lemons; make lemonade,' but what do I do when life gives me giant robots? (Work in Progress)

Story Ideas:

Shoot First and Run Fast- A-team& Transformers Crossover: "You just had to get in trouble, huh, Face?!" he smiled sheepishly while we were hiding from the soldiers and giant robots. "You got a plan boss?" I cocked my shotgun."...Give me 10 minutes."