name: Natalie

Age: none of your business

faves: percy jackson, harry potter, sisters grimm, and others that i just cant remember right now

hair color: dirty blonde, not dumb blonde cuz im natural

eye color: blue

I TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD WITH ALL OF MY HEART. HE ALLOWED HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. IT'S REALLY COOL BECAUSE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY I LOVE GOD, I KNOW THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME MORE.

God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

things i hate: twilight, justin beiber, haters, people who dont like to read

Im really weird and random. you will have to get used to me being that way. :):):):):):)

SOME QUOTES I LIKE:

"Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule." -Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment

I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?”
“It’s fine.”
Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie." -Max Angel Experiment

"Yes!” said Fang, punching "Don’t be afraid.”

“I hear voices,” Iggy said. “Be very afraid." - Angle Experimentthe air. “Freaks rule." -Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment

"Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
Max: *her shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii." Said by, Ok, if you don't know the names of the people who said this you must be an idiot. Anyways it is from Maximum Ride

Fang: "What happened to your tan?"
Max: "It was dirt." Maximum Ride

"A Poem
By Max

White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses.
White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.
White is the color of angel's wings and Angel's wings.
White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.
White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels.
White is the color of every last freaking, god-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness-Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself.

That was my first poem ever.
Okay, so it's not Shakespeare, but I liked it." Maximum Ride

Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?

A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt up from below. it takes team work!

BKA (bird kid answer): Or you could just,like, fly over it. Maximum Ride

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer. (I'm russian and we call it football to.)

Total: 2

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach.

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned

You're a bit of a bogan.

You have an australian something

Total: 3

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel. (does the letter “y” count as a vowel?)

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 4

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 2

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total: 5

Polish

Your parents let you drink

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend (and vice versa)

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 0

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers ( I never found one)

Total: 4

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.(sadly I’m still forced to play)

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

you wear glasses or contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 3

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag".

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 3

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh

You know what poutine is.

You speak french

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi.

You play/ played hockey or watch it.

You know who Massari is.

Total: 1

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 5

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 4

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city.

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.

You share a bathroom with 5 people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 4

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 2

EGYPTIAN:

You are smart in math or science ( I know, its sad)

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle name.

Total: 2

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior (Ah being 5.)

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 1

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

one of your family members has an accent

you actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend

you have tried haggis

you drink tap water

you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 1

New Zealand

you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

you know what a barbie is

you hate aussies

you know what an 'aussie' is

you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

you know what L&P is and you like it!

total:2

1. Beer: bad

2. Anorexic: skinny

3. Relationships: worthless

4. Purple: girly

5. Power Rangers: lame

6. Weed: worm

7. Steroids: Muscles

8. Cartoons: Spongebob

9. The President: Obama and Putin (go Russia!)

10. Tupperware: plastic

11. Best vacation: Harry Potter World

12. Santa Claus: Santa,"Where's my hohoho!" (I have nothing to say about that)

13. Halloween: Werewolf

14. Bon Jovi: huh?

15. Grammar: uggghh don’t remind me!

16. Facebook: I just got an image of someone with a book for a face!

17. Worst fear: school

18. Marriage: Live life first.

19. Paris Hilton: Drugs

21. Redhead: Lissa, I'm going to kill you for trying to steal Fang from Max!

22. Blonde: annabeth chase

23. Pass the time: holidays

24. One night stands: Still (do you see what I did there?)

25. Donald Trump: who?

26. Neverland: Peter pan, the idiot

27. Pixie Sticks: yum!

28. Vanilla ice cream: lalala (I don’t know…)

29. High School: drama

30. Work: please don’t make me!

31. Pajamas: sleep

32. Woods: The Hunger Games!

33. Wet Sock: me stepping into a puddle for the fiftieth time in one day…

34. Love:

lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that stuff up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you jerk!"

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Boys are like Slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When in doubt, make up words.

Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

95 Percent of all people would commit suicide if one of the Jonas brothers was on top of a 100 foot building and was about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 Percent who would stand there watching inviting all your friends with popcorn screaming,"JUMP OR SO HELP ME, I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU OFF MYSELF!!"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my milk!!

How to torture Edward Cullen: Picture Michael Jackson naked.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this

Things to do in Wall-mart:

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.) Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16.) When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17.) Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

18.) Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

19.) Get 24 packets of gum and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking..

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498, nataliethebookworm

Hello, persons, talking dogs and horror movie villanns who are on the internet! I am the son of Athena known as Follower of Pan. Um...On with the profile!

You know your a fan of Alice in Wonderland When:

2. You talk to your flower garden, and they talk back.

3. You think the Queen of Hearts beats the King of Hearts when you play War, Poker, and Black Jack.

4. You want to be just like Lewis Caroll when you grow up... a math teacher priest on crack.

5. You fail phisics class because you said a human would float if they wore a dress and jumped into a deep hole.

6. You realize there was no 1 on this list, and you say it's because 1s are Aces in a deck of cards.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

After reading the 4 lines directly above, I've learned: STAR WARS HATES ME!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a closed door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run through a closed door, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Follower of Pan

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Follower of Pan

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile twice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile twice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

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(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry, Unless your in Secret Life of the American Teenager or Twilight.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

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Holy crap, Its CROOKSHANKS! Copy Crookshanks into your profile to help keep away Peter Pettigrew!

"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."

I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (ALL the time...)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! If you are extremely random, copy and paste onto your profile.

It is all true.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK JACK SPARROW HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

Favorite quotes:

Do you fear death?-Davy Jones

Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow

How about a kiss for good luck, it's kind of a tradition right?-Percy Jackson

You and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it, to do the right thing ...-Elizabeth Swann

... I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by ...-Jack Sparrow

... you know these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, I happen to have no dress in my cabin ...-Captian Jack Sparrow

Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.-Nico di Angelo

Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson

I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. -Percy Jackson

New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! - Percy Jackson

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson

That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!- Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 OF 100 TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL