2020 update: So, I haven't been on here in about 8 years. I was about 11/12 when I joined this site and immediately proceeded to write fanfictions that make me cringe today. The grammar is so bad. I really remember hating editing and just going "fuck it" and posting it. The profile below had me curling in a ball. My god, was I an embarrassing middle schooler. I'm now 22 years old and in college and for some reason decided to take this trip down memory lane. I did use to interact with a few people in the Sister Grimm fandom and still have all my old messages. A lot of the people I talked too are no longer active which makes sense. Really I'm making this update just in case anyone else also one day decides to log on for whatever reason. So if you see this and we used to kind of interact, message me on Tumblr (fato--profugus). If you don't have a tumblr shoot me a message on here with you name on any other social you use, maybe one day I'll log back on and see it. I just think it would be cool catch up because this site and the people in the fandom were a big part of my life for a little bit.

Hey! If you're here you probably read one of my stories and was wondering what other craziness is in my profile! So here is my profile.

Things that happened to my family and I or others we know! So u now will know where my craziness comes from.

Mom and Me: The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time! One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind!

(My mom and I in the car)

Mom: (about a group of shirtless teen guys running) Those teenagers are bigger than your dad. What a shame.

My seven year old cousin (Jady) spelling Mississippi: M-R-S-H-I-P-P-I-E.

Jady: (to her sister, my age, and I) You guys stepped on a perfectly good piece of gum!

My Titi(aunt and her mom): Honey, if it's on the floor then it's not good anymore.

(Every time we come to the part where tentacles attack you on House of The Dead*

My mom: Watch out for the testicles!

My dad: I'm now a member of Tweeter!

Me: o.O Do you mean Twitter?

Dad: Yea...

My other 7 year old girl cousin, Nana: When is the Fourth of July in Florida?

Us: o.O

My 20 year old girl cousin(she is from Guatemala and doesn't know to much English): What does body mean?

Me: Body? Like your body u know arms, legs.

Cousin: No, Dan said "this is my body" and pointed to a guys name I forgot.

Me: Oh I think you mean buddy!

Cousin: What's that?

Me: Like another name for a friend.

(Us listening to a song)

Song: My girl, she hit me all the time!

My bro: Hits him?!

My mom: She doesn't actually hit him.

Kids from Jady's school surrounding my Titi (aunt) when she was picking Jady up from last day of school: Are you Jady's mom?! She threw a popsicle at someone's face!

Later

Titi: Why did u do that?

Jady: It didn't hit him! It missed his face!

My mom texting my Titi (her sister): The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

Titi: Should the stripes be horizontal or vertical and should I consult the magic conch shell before wearing the sweater?

Me: *sees a plunger* Toilet unicorn!

My mom: What?

Me to my mom: Do you know how to be a toilet unicorn?

Mom: I made one not to long ago.

Me: I said be a toilet unicorn not make one.

Mom: Oh then no.

Dad, Mom, Bro, and I: *put out hands* Urrrg. (we were imitating something we saw on TV we are not that crazy)

Our teacher: I want you to get into that book! Be able to see the character, feel them. Taste them. Ok, that was weird.

My bro and I: Snape, Snape, Severus , Snape!

My Bro: *points and shouts at me* Avada Kedavra!

Me: When I say Harry Potter Puppet Pals what comes to mind.

My Bro: What comes to mind? Harry Potter, Snape, and Ron Weasley.

Me: What is your favorite quote from Harry Potter Puppet pals?

My Bro: "I am S" or wait, "is it a vampire romance novel"! "We could be mustache buddies."

Me: Fave episodes or Puppet Pals?

My Bro: Snape's Diary and Mysterious Ticking Noise.

Me: If the Harry Potter movies were like the puppets would you watch them?

My Bro: Yea maybe...depends on something...

Me: I'm recording eveything you are saying.

My: My sister is lame.

Me: *points at Bro* Avada Kedavra!

Gay friend of my mom's: Know how gays do drive bys?

My Mom: How?

Gay Friend: We throw skittles from a pink cadillac yelling "Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

Me: *in a store*does little jig*

Lady: *gives me a weird look*

My cousin Nana: *while waiting in line* Is someone close to 40 old?

Me: *sees to close to 40 year old women behind us* Uh...no?

80 year old patient at my mom's job: I can't wait for the Hunger Games movie. I read all three books.

My bro: I'm going to help dad look for a car. He told me "Please don't help me" but I'm going to help anyways.

My bro: Dad needs to get this car! *points at Jaguars*

Me: It's 50,000 dollars!

My bro: Yeah.

Me: -_-

My bro: I love you, (my name)

Me: What do you want?

My Bro: Nothing just love. Might come in handy later.

My bro: Someone is selling a polar bear on Ebay!

Me: O_o Let me see that. That says Polara!

Books Series I Love:

Sisters Grimm

Maximum Ride

Inkheart Trilogy

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Land of Elyon

Skeleton Creek

Chasing Yesterday

Witch and Wizard

39 Clues (only on 6th book though)

The Hunger Games Trilogy

Artemis Fowl

Septimus Heap

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (only read first two so far)

Kane Chronicles (how can I red PJO and not read this)

Heroes of Olympus (see above)

Underland Chronicles (Didn't like the ending much)

Trackers

The GateKeepers (just started this)

The Haunting of Derek Stone (started also)

Single Books I Loved:

Shadow

Project 17

How to Train Your Dragon

13 Days to Midnight

Quotes From Books and Movies:

"Nothing like taking a whiz in front of a sign that says 'I've been waiting for you.' Talk about pressure." - Chet from Project 17

Chet: I was once obsessed with female wrestlers, I couldn't stop surfing for pics- girls in headlocks, giving each other noggies, doing body slams, pulling each other's hair. After a while I couldn't sleep at night, couldn't get my mind to shut off.

Mimi: More light you couldn't get Mr. Righty to shut off. -Project 17

"Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule." -Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment

I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?”
“It’s fine.”
Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie." -Max Angel Experiment

Nudge: You aren't dead.
Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'? -Angel Experiment

"Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. "What the he-eck are we supposed to do now? I asked Fang.
He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag.
Peanut?" -Max and Fang Angel Experiment

Jeb: But I need to tell you something first.
Max (thinking): That you are the devil incarnate?- Angel Experiment

"Don’t be afraid.”
“I hear voices,” Iggy said. “Be very afraid." - Angle Experiment

"You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,” he verified.
I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties. -Max and dude in the tunnel. Angel Experiment

"I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us. Maximum Ride

"Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings.
Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things."
I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination." -Max Maximum Ride

"Fang: “Let them blow up the world, and global-warm it, and pollute it. You and me and the others will be holed up somewhere, safe. We’ll come back out when they’re all gone, done playing their games of world domination."
Max: “That’s a great plan. Of course, by then we won’t be able to go outside because we’ll get fried by the lack of the ozone layer. We’ll be living at the bottom of the food chain because everything with flavor will be full of mercury or radiation or something! And there won’t be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead! So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won’t be amusement parks and museums and zoos and libraries and cute shoes! We’ll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We’ll have nothing! Nothing! All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!”
Fang: “So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump start on all those plant fibers.” Max and Fang from Maximum Ride

"Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
Max: *her shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii." Said by, Ok, if you don't know the names of the people who said this you must be an idiot. Anyways it is from Maximum Ride.

Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max:"Have you been watching Oprah again?" -Maximum Ride

"Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully." Maximum Ride

"And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door."
The flock and I went still.
Uh-oh, I thought.
Total stomped up to me, his glare accusing. "A bowl on the floor!" he seethed. "Why don't you just chain me to a stake in the yard and throw me a bone!" Max's POV Maximum Ride

"Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch!" -Max from Maximum Ride

Fang: "What happened to your tan?"
Max: "It was dirt." Maximum Ride

"A Poem
By Max

White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses.
White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.
White is the color of angel's wings and Angel's wings.
White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.
White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels.
White is the color of every last freaking, god-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness-Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself.

That was my first poem ever.
Okay, so it's not Shakespeare, but I liked it." Maximum Ride

"Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips.
Nudge giggled. "No."
"Been bitten by a radioactive spider?" Fang went on. "Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"
"No, no, no," said Iggy. He started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. "You're black."
"I prefer canine-American." said Total. "When's that pie coming? I'm starving." Maximum Ride

"He could totally be your boyfriend," Angel went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."
I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"
You could in New Hampshire."
My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!" Max and Angel from Maximum Ride

Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?

A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt up from below. it takes team work!

BKA (bird kid answer): Or you could just,like, fly over it. Maximum Ride

"I offered to pee on him, but they said no" -Iggy from Maximum Ride (Igs cracks me up)

Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?"
A quiet voice in the hallway outside: "Ghostbusters!"
(Captain Perry and John groan)
John: "That phrase is ruined forever." Maximum Ride (When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! God, I'm dork!)

The instructor stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out, beckoning me.
"I saw that movie too!"I said."It was like the coolest movie of all-"
He launched himself at me.
That was when his day really went downhill. -max from Maximum Ride

"Unfortunately, every time someone said “debriefing,” the entire flock had one image: someone’s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our giggles, but it was getting harder. Coupled with the whole “naval this, and naval that,” with its undeniable belly-button connotations, we were essentially turning into a sugar-jacked, sleep-deprived flock of incoherent, silly, recombinant-DNA goofballs. This was not going to end well."

The Mom on Sam's regular car: No I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumble Bee. If Bumble Bee were a sad piece of shit. - Transformers Dark of the Moon

Sam: That's my anklet and my toe rings. Do I need to take them off to? - Transformers Dark of the Moon.

Just Random Quotes