LAST UPDATED 7/11/2014

My Deviantart account: http:///

My Archive of Our Own account: http:///users/SilentProtagonist000/pseuds/SilentProtagonist000

Icon is by *Mimeko on DA. Link to her profile: http:///

REQUESTS, TRADES AND COLLABS ARE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

THE CRACK GUIDELINES (REVISED 7/8/2014)

1. I take story requests only. I cannot draw and post on my DA account. This is my own fault. I apologize profusely for such a shortcoming.
2. I will write requests in any fandom that I have already posted at least one story in on this website.
Addenum: I have no limits on gender of pairings--I will take male/male, female/female, male/female, fem!male/Male!female or whatever your heart desires. Love triangles or squares or pentagons of any gender combination may also be requested. (Just please, for the sake of my sanity, don't make them too big.)
3. Regarding the Pokemon fandom: I will NOT write any couples involving Pokemon themselves. This means no Pokemon/Pokemon, Pokemon/Human, Pokemon/Inanimate object, or Pokemon/whatever the collective lechery of this amazing fandom can cook up. Human/Human or Human/Inanimate object are the only two I will write. ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS.
4. Any prolonged series will be written on my whim. I will only accept requests for oneshots and flash fictions.
5. I won't do OCs, either. I am strictly against them unless done by my own device.

If you'd like to see your favorite legitimate or crack pairing in one of my stories, shoot me a Personal Message or post a review on any one of my stories! All requests adhering to the guidelines above will be honored unless my schedule becomes too full to write.

You can contact me to request a story, drop a line, or have comments or concerns about my stories at silentprotagonist000@. (7/8/2014 NOTICE: I no longer check this email account due to spam (what a surprise, I know). If you'd like to get in touch with me, please send a PM or post a review to a story.)

Anywhere else I could post my stories? If you know of a site that welcomes my type of writing, please tell me.

Note that negative reviews that provide zero advice for improvement will be ignored and/or deleted (if from a guest). I don't care how much you hate my writing, and frankly, reading angry, rant-y reviews is a complete waste of my time. I do this for sport, not professionally. Both negative and positive reviews with constructive criticism are welcomed, however.

PROFILE UPDATES AND EDITS

2/26/2013: As you can see, I have cleaned out any story that's been on the shelf for more than a month without reviews or more than ten favorites. I feel that if views didn't see it fit to review, it wasn't fit to have on here. Any story or poem that I removed will still be on my Deviantart profile for anyone that would still like to read them.

7/8/2014: I will be turning 18 very soon, so I removed my age warning. I will now welcome invitations to post on adult sites. Revised The Crack guidelines to expand to all fandoms I have participated in as of now. Requests are still closed.

7/11/14: I AM NOW ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN (AO3)! I am there under the same screen name as here (SilentProtagonist000). The link is at the top of this profile.