Hi! I'm a proud Italian-American who is obsessed with Queen and should belong in the 80s, and would-be writer. I have written several stories of my own (none of which have been completed, sadly, but I'm working on it!), and plan on writing many more fanfics. For now I'm sticking to South Park, but soon I'll branch off to all the manganime series I know and love. Also, sooner or later I'm planning on writing something for Blazblue and Trigun, my favorite anime ever.

I'd be glad to betaread your stories, so please send them to me (but please read what I'm willing to betaread on my betareader profile first).

The Real Kenny has come to an end, and I have a few ideas about what the next two could be of, but it'll be a surprise (so many people are dying to know! -.-).

Also, this goes beyond my wildest dreams and imagination, but if anyone cares enough to find or draw a cover for any story of mine, I would love that. I doubt that'll ever happen, but hope springs eternal. So, if anyone ever finds or draws something they think could be suitable for one of my stories, please PM me!

Thank you all for reading my stories and reviewing them, I'll never get tired of repeating how much that means to me!

And for the love of God, somebody write something in Italian!!

That being said, bring on the nonsensical stuff no one cares about, but are so fun to post! Feel free to skip all this junk.

Quotes :3

"Do I dare disturb the universe?"-- T. S. Eliot

"We don't dedicate enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."- Calvin and Hobbes

"Shape without form, shade without color, paralysed force, gesture without motion" -- T. S. Eliot

"You're out of order! This whole damn system is out of order!"

"Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me that believes in you!"- Kamina, Gurren Lagann

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"- Monty Python

"Wendy... Darling? Light of my life... I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains. I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in, haha! - Jack Torrence (Jack Nicholson), "The Shining"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat! - Chief Brody (Roy Scheider), Jaws

Anything that Vash the Stampede ever said... because everything he says is always so awesome!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. what, paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock , thus leaving it immobile? if so, then why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? never mind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating (usually) innocent students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors, i always choose rock. then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper,i can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you."

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