A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Consolidating all of my Klaine one-shots into one story.

Phil buys Dan a 'someone special' valentine's day card... PHAN! AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire

Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.

Five times Sherlock said "I love you" and one time John said it back.

Happy New Year! John and Sherlock share a kiss and more! This is a oneshot, and it became quite explicit, so please, M to MA readers only! xx

Teacher!Sebastian teaches innocent!student!Kurt how to masturbate.

A less amazing Phan fiction: Dan falls victim to Phil's touches.

Seamus is under the impression that Dean doesn't trust him after facing a boggart and not explaining what had happened or what it meant. - Dean/Seamus

Third-prize-winner in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic Red Pants contest! John insists on doing his own laundry. In private. Sherlock decides to investigate why. Inspired by Reapersun's red pants meme.

We all know that Klaine get's together in 'Original Songs' but did you ever what happened after they went back in for another kiss. I have and I decided to write what I thought went down. Fluff and some awkwardness.

Kurt/Blaine drabble. The first time Burt sees them kiss. COMPLETE.

Kurt goes in search of Blaine to help him decorate Pav's casket and got more than he bargained for. Awkward!Kurt Dalton!Klaine

A Seamus/Dean oneshot written for gabbie93 and the cycling in the 2012 Hogwarts Games. Rated for mentions of almost-sex.

Kurt and Blaine spend the afternoon curled up on a blanket together. Spoilers for the Season 3 finale. Drabble.

Prompt: Rachel and Tina sleepover in Kurt's dorm at Dalton. Blaine is invited. Sleeping bags are shared. All the UST. All the snogging.

Dean has to go into hiding, a fact undeniable, but Seamus doesn't want to lose his best mate. Based on the song "Stay" by Hurts. - Dean/Seamus

Roughly two years after the fall of Voldemort, Dean and Seamus - now a happy couple and living together - decide to visit a pub somewhere in the muggle world. - Fluff. Dean/Seamus

Seamus can't dance. Dean can. With the Yule Ball coming up, Dean offers to help his best mate learn how to dance like a proper gentleman. - Mostly fluff. Dean/Seamus

AU. Sequel to "First Cut's the Deepest." Hermione goes home for the holidays. Disclaimer: I don't own, JKR does.

...The simplicity of the fireworks makes this the best time of the day–just holding hands under the sunset, ever clear, ever crimson, listening to the soft soliloquy of the eventide wind. - Written for Ilia's Every Word Counts challenge; one-shot, 500 words on the harrypotterfanfiction website. SEQUEL TO MOONLIT SILHOUETTES

The camaraderie and easy routine the two of them had had only skipped a beat, then Seamus had been back to cracking jokes and leaving the both of them laughing. Deamus Oneshot

Dean and Seamus discover their insecurity, and then some. Deamus. Updated: Twoshot.

Thunder is Dan's biggest fear, but with Phil there to comfort him, he'll be okay; unless he reveals his true feelings. Phan fic for Danisnotonfire and AmazignPhil.

Kurt's not sure when he realizes he's the love of Blaine's life.

Blaine meets Burt for the first time and things do not go quite as Blaine planned. Fluffy, brief, and to the point!

Dan and Phil get saucy while filming a new video. Phan is the pairing of YouTubers Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil but you probably already know that. Please don't sue me this didn't actually happen etc blahblahblah

He leaves his sketches unfinished and he never meets your eyes when you ask why. Until one day, when he whispers, "I need to find my muse. I think it might have been her, Shay." And you bite back a sort of laugh/sob and say nothing.

Series of short Klaine one shots based on 64 damn prompts

"I love you," said Blaine firmly, pulling back to cup his hands around Kurt's face. "I love you so much. And when I come back, I will marry you. I promise." Klaine Au.

Blaine first realizes his love for Kurt. Spoilers for Born This Way. A very sweet "extended scene" one shot, though it is in continuance with my first two stories. Very, VERY mild smut, but rated M just to be safe.

The first time Blaine ever called Kurt sexy and Kurt's reaction to it. Fluff! Enjoy!

A one shot extended Klaine kiss scene from Original Song.

3x05 - The First Time gap-fill. Kurt immediately before he goes into Blaine's house that night. Schmoop and first-time jitters :

Carol Jones was a very pretty woman. Unfortunately, the man of her dreams is already taken. Dean/Seamus slash, fluff

Teacher!Klaine. "Large, hazel eyes widened in surprise, then narrowed in curiousity. Kurt flushed under the unrelenting stare as students filled the classroom. "Good morning, class, I'm Mr. Anderson." "

Blaine wants to have sex with Kurt. Klaine. Slash. Warnings: SPOILERS for 3x05 The First Time.

So, um... recap: Seamus is dreaming away, looking at Dean when Harry pushes him to make a move. But what is Harry trying to do? Deamus en Drarry. About the rating: I suck at them. It's K because, I think you kids can handle a kiss.

Blaine bumps in to Finn and Puck while he's trying to buy condoms. Need I say more? Klaine, crack.

The boys go shopping together for a litle something that will hopefully ease the lonely nights when Kurt heads off to New York. Basically fluff!

2. Everyone seemed to see it. Everyone seemed to know, but them.

Blaine walks into Warbler practice with a guitar. Whatever could he be planning? Set before Kurt and Blaine get together. Sorry for the fail at this summary. : R&R!

After Blaine's eye injury, he takes painkillers to help sedate him. That means Kurt is left to deal with this Loopy!Blaine once more... and the "fort" that Blaine built. Fluffy fluff of epic fluff. Klaine. Sequel to "Watching You Is The Only Drug I Need"

A "Kurt and Blaine never got together in high school but remained best friends AU", set to the sounds of Christmastime in New York City.

Behind the scene of Blaine and Kurt's first kiss and becoming a couple. Romantic and sweet and maybe a little bit awkward. One shot. Complete.

Or All the Diseases I Come To Love. Kurt/Blaine Four times a disease brings Kurt and Blaine together. AUs.

"I love you, Kurt," he murmured as he slipped into unconsciousness. - A missing scene from 2x14

"I love you. You're the only person I'll ever love, and I'm not letting you go without a fight." "I'm not going anywhere, Sev." Snily, A/U. Sorry about the terrible summary. DISCLAIMER: I'm not Jo, obviously. Just a kid with an imagination...

Short ficlet about Kurt and Blaine sharing their first christmas together.

What happens when Kurt and Blaine have been fooling around during 'girls night?

Burt discovers something while looking for socks in Kurt's room. He decides to have a little chat with him about his relationship with Blaine. A pile of awkward Hummel fluff. Oneshot.

They're as simple as they've always been in that moment; Dean and Seamus, refusing to let the other go. Sequel to Close. ;Dean/Seamus;

Kurt/Blaine smut. The first time Kurt goes down on Blaine. Now with added: Second Time.

"Please don't blow yourself up while I'm gone." ;Dean/Seamus;

Dean and Seamus smell some amortentia and learn that sometimes, feelings are in fact mutual. Pairing: Deamus. A bit of humor in the end. Rated T just to be safe, and because I suck at rating. Reviews are always appreciated.

Kurt tries his hand at being sexy. Really short klaine fluff one-shot.

While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.

Dean loves his family, cares for his other friends, but there is only one Seamus. ;Dean/Seamus;

NEW VERSION! Sequel to "Please, Granger?". Almost 20 years after the end of the war, Hermione and Draco tell their daughter a story.

"Can't two blokes get a good snog between classes without being interrupted, eh?" ;Seamus/Dean;

Blaine and Rachel share a secret with one another backstage.

NEW VERSION! Hermione and Draco meet up at the library every nigh. Neither talk. One night, things change. For the better? Their not sure. K for safety. COMPLETE. RE-WRITTEN, BETA'D, AND EDITED.

My headcanon of Kurt and Blaine's first time. Bottom!Blaine.

A fill for the kb holidays Thanksgiving 1SM. Blaine shows up at Kurt's door late at night, soaking wet. He's had a fight with his dad. It's up to Kurt to make him feel better. Don't let the title fool you, this is totally PG .

Set just before The First Time. Blaine's feelings lonely, and... well, what the title says.

The evolution of Kurt Hummel, and thus Kurt and Blaine's relationship, through dancing.

It's the day of Kurt and Blaine's wedding and although Kurt is nervous, Burt isn't.

Kurt's in New York, and Blaine can't wait to Skype tonight. Fluff!

Because this is how they spend every afternoon; together. Adorable, cuddly, kissy, in-love boys. Oh, and fashion magazines.

When Kurt comes over to take care of a sick Blaine, they both get a surprise when Blaine's dad comes home unexpectedly. Things do not go well, initially. But Kurt soon learns that first impressions can be misleading.

Kurt's has a cold and Blaine decides to take his mind off of it with a story and cuddling. Shameless fluff. Oneshot.

It's thirty-seven minutes until Kurt and Blaine are supposed to get married, and the nerves are in full swing. But Kurt has always been able to calm Blaine down. Klaine futurefic, complete.

Kurt/Blaine. Summer shenanigans on the couch. First time hip to hip action.

The Glee Club that invades personal lives to an unnecessary degree together, stays together. Or something along those lines.

Kurt returns from taking a five-week course in Italy, and finds that Blaine has a new hickey on his thigh.

Written for the prompt "camping, woods, with ND, in a small house, first time sharing bed together, no sex, fluff, mosquitoes" by firelle though I missed half of those. Basically, Kurt and Blaine share a bed in a cabin surrounded by ND. Fluffy fluff.

A couple of days after Kurt and Blaine's first kiss, they start passing increasingly suggestive notes to each other in between classes and Kurt in particular struggles to keep it together as his imaginations run away with the innuendos...

Finn is looking for something in Kurt's room when he finds Kurt's pamphlets. He decides to share them with Puck and Sam when Kurt and Blaine walk in. Awkwardness ensues. T for mild language and mentions of sex. Oneshot.

Blaine holds Kurt while he sleeps, reflecting on some of their times together. The two share a simple, loving moment together. Some sentimental Kurt and Blaine fluff! Rated K-plus for a brief mention of intimacy.

There's a reason Kurt and Blaine want to be known as "Klaine" and not "Blurt."

Finn is concerned that Kurt and Blaine aren't being safe, so he has a man to man with Blaine. Finn's clueless and has no idea about anatomy, Blaine and Kurt are amused. T for mentions of sexual contact.

Total crack!fic, smut, masturbation. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Kurt's Scarf. I'm so sorry for this, I really am. NC-17. This is a crack!fic, total joke, written for the hilarity and the porn. Don't take it seriously!

Rachel wants to give Finn a "special" birthday present and consults with Kurt and Blaine, who are more than a little embarrassed. Awkward oneshot! T for mentions of sexual contact.

The morning before their first day as seniors, Blaine and Kurt have the pleasure of getting ready together. Cockblocking ensues.

In the beginning, it was all about the what, and not the who. He wanted someone, anyone, to hold hands with. It was even like that with Blaine, at first. That all changed around Valentine's day. Post-2.16. I should've written this a while ago . Klaine.

Kurt stays over in Blaine's dorm-room one day and the temptation to masturbate becomes too great. Enjoy and please tell me what you think!

Finn heard strange noises from Kurt's room yesterday, and decides to tell Burt. Follows Save Water, Shower Together, but can be read alone. Back to awkwardness in the Hudmel kitchen! T for mentions of sexual activity.

Set just after Original Songs. The Warblers decide to dedicate their next movie night to Kurt and Blaine, but choose some...interesting movies, namely gay porn. T for language and mentions of sex, but no explicit descriptions. Fills a LJ prompt.

Kurt awakes from a dream, heart racing and covered in sweat. Needing to hear his boyfriend's voice, he calls Blaine. Things quickly turn heated as Kurt and Blaine venture into uncharted territory. Rated M for fluffy smut. A Klaine phonesex fic.

The boys haven't been following the shirts on rule, and have the marks to prove it. More awkwardness ensues when they try to hide them from Burt. T for minor language and a couple sexual references-no actual acts.

Burt and Carole come home from a trip early, which means Kurt has to hide Blaine, who had slept over. He decides to hide him in his closet, leading to awkwardness and fun times for all. K for language, plus mentions of Burt killing Blaine.

Follow up to "An Awkward Situation". Kurt and Blaine are caught in the den by Finn and Burt, and there is another awkward kitchen convo. T for minor sexual content. Hope you like it!

Burt catches Kurt violating the "open door policy" and sits he and Blaine down for a chat, which turns into a stare down until Carole intervenes. More awkward!Kurt/Burt with Blaine and Carole. T for mentions of sexual contact, no actual sexual acts.

Kurt is having a rather vivid dream about Blaine and himself, which Burt overhears and misinterprets. Poor Kurt is going to end up blushing for life. Another awkward!Burt and Kurt story. Please review!

It's not falling in love that makes up Kurt and Blaine's soundtrack, but rather the little moments that they share together.

After a particularly vivid dream and frantic late-night phone call, Kurt visits Blaine at Dalton for the first time in weeks. Contains: A little bit of angst, fluff, comfort, Klaine kissing,and a Jeff appearance. Rated T for some Klaine sexy-time

Blaine doubts Kurt's friends at first. - He's only seventeen, but he knows how the world works.

"I was going to prepare a speech, but we all know how horrible I am with words. Instead of embarrassing myself with a speech, I put this video together with a couple of friends." - Finn. Klaine Wedding.

The first time Blaine says it, Kurt has a mouthful of hot coffee and he almost chokes on it. Very spoiler-y for season 2 finale, and a smidge of swearing.

Kurt and Blaine spend some quality time together. One-Shot.

Things said during phonesex cannot be taken seriously. Unless they should be. Kurt and Blaine need to figure that out before things get awkward. Complete. Not explicit.

Brittany invites Kurt and Blaine to be on her hit webshow, Fondue For Two. For some unknown and inane reason, they accept.

Even after almost 25 years together, Kurt and Blaine still haven't forgotten their first song...

Kurt wants to ask Blaine to Prom...but his nerves might just get the best of him. SHORT OneShot.

On the anniversary of his mother's death, Karofsky had shoved him into a locker for the first time. And Kurt felt his heart break as he finally realized that he would never be accepted for who he was. Oneshot. TRIGGER ALERT - contains self-harm.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

Blaine make a vow to kiss Kurt, and from then on Kurt's waiting for it. The story of their first kiss. AUish Kurt/Blaine one-shot.

Blaine has one fear: the dentist! When he has to get his wisdom teeth pulled out, Kurt is the only one who can comfort him and be there for him. To calm him though, he gets drugged for surgery. Valium ensues. Loopy Blaine. Fluffy fluff! Klaine. ONE SHOT

I wrote this a few days before Blame it on the Alcohol aired. THIS is how Kurt and Blaine's scenes should have been! I wrote this for my friend who is getting SO disheartened with Glee atm, because of how long its taking Kurt and Blaine to get together.

It had been a week since had made a total fool of himself in front of the embarrassed shoppers of Gap, Kurt had confessed to him, and his thoughts had started, and continued, to go in circles. Klaine One-shot, COMPLETE

Kurt and Blaine are at a theater together. Instead of paying attention to the movie, Kurt gets caught up in the what-ifs of his imagination. Rated T out of paranoia.

Kurt and Blaine share a hotel room during Nationals. Wes and David are dead-set on getting them together. Pointless Kurt/Blaine oneshot!

Blaine and Kurt share a moment. Oneshot.

Blaine gets the SMS Bomber Texting app on his new Droid. Kurt has deep pockets and his "bombed" phone is on his crotch during class resulting in a 'little problem'. Try to remove it and the teacher thinks he's texting. Blaine to the rescue! SLASH! BJ! M!

Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.

In which Blaine worries if it's physically possible for him to remember anything more, and Kurt and Blaine fall asleep together.

seamus/dean mainly pwp, cute and fluffy and SMUTTY. showing my appreciation for these adorable minor character slash pairings : rated m for sexytiems x

Five times Blaine kissed Kurt somewhere other than his lips, and one time they shared their first kiss.

Kurt Hummel has been lonely for so long, he's grown used to it. Until he meets Blaine...

Neville and Pansy have an arrangement.

Neville has always had a thing for flowers. Neville/Pansy, for the "I Never" challenge at the SU.