Mojoflowerhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Sherlock, His Dark Materials, and Teen Wolf. I'm currently obsessed with BBC Sherlock: I've watched all six episodes three times in the past two weeks! I really, really, wanted Sherlock to kiss John after the bomb scene, so I had to write that out. Lo and behold, I have discovered that I am not the only one! I'm a little late to the party: I have just discovered fan fiction (how did this take me so long??) I'm a Southern gal, a Georgia Peach, if you will. This has bearing, because it means that my fluency in "the Queen's English" is bound to be jarring. I will, however, attempt to edit it out whenever I write y'all. I don't know the fanfic lingo, yet, so have some patience with me! You can also find me on and |
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221B Paw Stories by Zoffoli reviews
He looked under the bed. His gaze was met by a steely, slit-eyed glower staring directly back at him. "Hello, there" he greeted, grinning triumphantly. John squealed. - Johnlock. Sequel to Sherlock Holmes' Paw Stories. Cases, light angst, but above all, fluff and humour.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,581 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
XO by Mirith Griffin reviews
When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Terra Incognita, Or: A Handbook for the Scientist in Love by oscilloscope reviews
"I don't know which is more humiliating," Mycroft spat, looking down at Sherlock with excoriating, knowing eyes. "The fact that you're thirty-four years old when you have your first orgasm, or the fact that you're so frightened by your feelings you have to pump yourself full of cocaine and heroin just so you can forget the fact you have them."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,560 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Dance is Chemistry by Zoffoli reviews
"John, I've... discovered things." "Good things, I hope?" Sherlock nodded. "When I discover things, I want to experiment..." John blinked. "You want to experiment on me." "On us, John. I want to experiment on us." Johnlock. Sequel to 'Let me Dance for You' and 'I Like to Watch You Dance'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,562 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Let's Make the Most of the Night by SailorChibi reviews
John's not expecting much when Harry drags him to the club. It's not how he wants to spend New Years Eve, not in the least. But then a strange man approaches him at the bar and suddenly his boring night is anything but. Johnlock one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Memoriam by strangegibbon reviews
Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Because Torture means 'to Twist' by Tzee reviews
A series of murders is related by an unsettling factor; Sherlock and John unravel the mystery whilst deciphering their own innermost workings. Could the murders be hitting closer to home than they thought? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Guidelines by MurmursInTheSea reviews
The Good Soldier, one of the oldest and strongest of the fallen, is offered a bargain: to live as John Watson and to Guide a fledgling archangel so that he will stay on the path of good. Of course, Sherlock Holmes has different ideas about his destiny. AU, realistic fantasy. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, also, alarming amounts of Johnlock later on. Possible smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Invisible Once More by chappysmom reviews
Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Form and Function by hifunctioning reviews
Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor's Orders by pixie blue reviews
Mid-case, John is poisoned by the targets of one of Sherlock's investigations. Convinced it's too dangerous to let him stay in hospital, Sherlock takes matters into his own hands – he decides to nurse John back to health himself. Can he cope, or will he crumble just when John needs him the most? No slash. Possible spoilers up to S2E2. Rated T for mild swears and violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,794 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BBC Sherlock Blindness by Meg Hunter reviews
Sherlock is rendered permanently blind by an explosion and must try to piece his life back together by beginning a new one. John is there with him every step of the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,464 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
When The Current Takes You Under by JGRhodes reviews
When John was a little boy he loved the sea. It was beautiful and terrifying but he loved it with all his heart. Then he met a man named Sherlock Holmes. M for Mature.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guilty By Association by Fool Who Follows reviews
Apparently, it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent. After the Fall, suspicion falls on those closest to the disgraced Detective…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade
Resurrection by scifigrl47 reviews
Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Completely Amazing by Sherlock'sScarf reviews
Companion piece to "Always The Last To Know" - story told from Sherlock's POV. Sherlock examines his feelings for John. Sherlock/John. Part 2 of the "No Heart For Me Like Yours" series. Preslash/Slash. Français disponibles - notes voir.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 237 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3069 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ascension by burninganchors reviews
He plays for 1,095 days, in the hopes that the notes will swirl over the grey countryside, filter through the murky city streets, and find their way back home. He plays for 1,095 days, and does not stop. Reichenbach fic; Sherlock-centric.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When the Word is Made Flesh by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for past abuse. John thinks what has happened to him makes him worthless; Sherlock has to show him that isn't true. Rated for trigger and mild slash. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Wings and Love by ultraviolet128 reviews
Cracky, AU, probably OOC, slashy insanity - basically, Sherlock has wings. Like, massive feathery wings, attached to his shoulders. And he might be in love with John. T for mentions of child abuse and depressing stuff. Better than it sounds, I promise! :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Clostridium Botulinum by Fool Who Follows reviews
Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 390 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Purr by Catslynw reviews
One-shot. Delicious crack!fic. Sherlock forgets his coat at the flat must run home for it when rain looms overhead. Sherlock/John slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friends in Embarrassing Places by Catslynw reviews
One-shot. Set after "The Blind Banker." John goes to court to face the music… and the ASBO. Lestrade and company get involved despite John's best efforts to keep things quiet. Gen. Friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2010 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
When We Sleep by PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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Porny Epilogue (Now With Added Angst)
Nisi snorts and yanks an errant curl, getting a little nasty in her frustration. "That's bullshit and you know it, Der. You liked it. You liked touching Sofer, you liked smelling Stiles and her in our bed. And I know you can feel it too, you muscle-bound pessimist: how good it is when I'm with them. Why do you refuse to come with me when I go?"
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,346 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
The Autumn Mist reviews
"Sometimes Sherlock would open his giant sea-colored eyes and wonder what he had done in a previous life to be condemned to such tranquility as he'd experienced for decades. Quiet. Calm. Peaceful. It was hateful." A crossover with the children's song Puff the Magic Dragon, where Sherlock is the Dragon and John is Jackie Paper.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Wrapped Around Your Finger reviews
Virgin!Sherlock, 18 and just out of school, is in Morocco in the early 1900's to learn about the ways of the world. Dr. John Watson, lately of the British Army and invalided out at age of 36, picks him up in the market place. Lessons (you know what kind) are taught and absorbed. Inspired by the song Wrapped Around Your Finger by The Police.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Study in Sensuality (or, That Johnlock Gif Story) reviews
When John signs up to partner with Sherlock Holmes in photography class, he never guesses it will end up with him balls-deep in his study partner's arse. Easy A?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Midsummer Murders reviews
Scattered across the English countryside, hundreds of people are camping, dancing, singing... and some of them are dying. How will this relate to John, and the egg he currently nurtures? Chasing summer festivals on the trail of a murderer, tripping over hints of a 20-year-old crime ring, learning anew about one another, John and Sherlock dedicate themselves to untangling the case.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Murderous Imprint reviews
Sherlock should be focusing on the series of brutal vivisections Lestrade has brought to him. Instead he's distracted by a most amazing and unexpected experimental opportunity from the basement apartment of 221C. Will he figure out the one in time to stop the other? And does he need help in order to do it? An AU. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,225 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shatter the Darkness (Let the Light In) reviews
Fairy tales are for those who remember how to dream; not John Watson, broken and hiding from his bleak future in a beige bedsit. But then he discovers a lamp and finds himself in the dangerous riptide of an enigmatic man whose very existence is unbelievable, murder charges against his sister, and the growing pains of feeling alive once more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bat John reviews
What it says on the tin. Sherlock Holmes was a scientist obsessed with recombinant DNA experiments. Next up: bat and human. Using DNA from the recently deceased Capt. John Watson, Sherlock wound up with something cuter and more meaningful, and ultimately more successful, than he had anticipated. I don't know what happened, y'all. Saw this picture last night, and BAM! Bat!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Out in the Water reviews
Shameless pirate!Sherlock merman!John action... completely without plot. Hot and heavy "how on earth are we going to do this?" Be warned!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pinwheel Sparks reviews
When Sherlock and John get back to the flat after the Pool Incident, sparks fly. Some good old-fashioned M/M. Just a hint of dub-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
