A smutty drabble with my favourite couple, Bernard and Theresa.

Theresa is overworked and sleep deprived, and Bernard does what he can to cushion the inevitable crash.

Theresa meets with Bernard back at his place after a long work day. Drabble.

Theresa's first day at the job, a potential embarrassment, and the emerging hero.

A brief Christmas party drabble for the Westworld crew. (They probably don't do Christmas parties, but they do in MY world). Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

"Taking off? I just got here." "You gave me what I needed." Well, turns out Theresa needed a little more. And Bernard needed to give it. The scene we never got to see.

Ignoring Theresa's actual fate in the show. At the big party in the end of season 1, Theresa and Bernard watch events unfold from a secluded place, and it's quickly becoming clear that it's up to them - neither exactly a soldier - to either set things right or die trying. T for now, will change later.

Theresa isn't afraid of anything, right? She's a big bad bitch with no insecurities, right? Maybe not quite. Luckily, Bernard is around to offer some comfort and... distraction. (season 1)

Theresa is unusually grouchy, and Bernard decides to figure out why... and, if possible, change her mood.

Bernard's looks drive Theresa up the wall. How to spice up a boring meeting at Westworld. Smut without actual sex.

After breaking things off with Bernard, Theresa realises she might have made a terrible mistake. Oneshot.

Some Bernard/Theresa fluff. Season 1, obviously.

After Strauss's death, Blake and Rossi find comfort in each other. Oneshot.

Blake lectures Morgan on the original meaning of the word.

Dating a fellow profiler can be tough when you're not quite ready to trust... but it can also help you learn to do that again. Blake takes JJ ice skating for date night. Oneshot.

Ten years prior, during a very turbulent time of her life, Alex Blake had a reckless affair with a female senior year student. Now she joins the BAU and finds that her former lover is to be her new colleague. Old wounds are ripped open, and neither of them knows if these wounds can heal again.

Alex Blake returns home after a really bad case. Canon pairing.

After a fight with her husband, Alex Blake walks out of her house and runs into the one person she thought she'd never reconnect with.

A collection of drabbles with various themes, pairings and whatnot. Based on word prompts.

Is Reid acting weird because he has a crush on Blake? Morgan wants the truth. AU where there was never a Maeve.

The Replicator has captured Blake. But Blake is fighting back. Rated M for theme.

Blake is getting sick. Reid has a phobia of germs. Neither is very happy with current company.

Blake knows her husband is cheating on her. Eventual Blake/Rossi.

A conversation between Erin Strauss and Alex Blake. Oneshot for now, but might be used as setup for a future, lengthier fic.

Fixed a few things and reuploaded it because somebody specifically asked for it. Blake's husband comes home and they have a nice afternoon... which Garcia notices the next day. Don't like, don't read.

Sleep deprived and plagued by nightmares, Blake finally gets the rest she needs. Established JJ/Blake.

JJ decides to take Blake on a surprise birthday outing/roadtrip, but it doesn't turn out quite the way she means to... Established Blake/JJ.

Reuniting after the Winter Holidays, the team members are conflicted with various ailments... some more pleasant than others. Oneshot.

No, I did not misspell the title. Blake and Rossi accidentally ruin hotel property. Oneshot.

A collection of short moments with our Criminal Minds characters, based on songs. Pairings and genres may vary.

Blake and Strauss end up in the E.R after being frisky. For the third time.

Blake and Strauss end up in the ER after a frisky evening. Again.

A story from the perspective of a very confident BAU worker, who never quite gets the appreciation deserved. Just a big slice of silliness.

Four BAU members get snowed in together. Morgan and Reid get on the ladies' nerves and realise what happens when Blake and JJ gangs up on them. Oneshot.

When Blake leaves, Reid is not going to quietly accept the departure of another loved one. Oneshot.

Since it's apparently frowned upon to start a story with the main character waking up, I decided to rebel and write a bunch of drabbles that only revolves around that very thing. Just a silly little fic from a deranged mind. :P

After a rather frisky evening, Blake and Strauss end up in the ER.

The team plays a game of Monopoly while stuck at Rossi's, and secrets begin to surface. Very tongue-in-cheek.

Years after Blake leaves the BAU, Rossi runs into "the one that got away" in a bar. Oneshot.

Blake and Reid have to room together on a case. Oneshot. Mother/son-ish.

JJ and Henry are going out trick-or-treating, and Blake ends up cornered. Established JJ/Blake. Family fluff. Oneshot.

Blake is having way too much fun at a mishap of Rossi's, only to get a first-hand lesson in the concept of instant karma. Quick oneshot.

After the Maeve thing, Blake finally overcomes her own guilt and goes to comfort her symbolic son Reid.

Short fluff ficlet. JJ and Blake aren't so serious when they're alone. Established JJ/Blake.

Just a quick oneshot drabble where Blake vents on shipnames and the rest of the team jump this excuse to mess with her. Set with season 8/9 team but in present day. As in RIGHT NOW.

Rossi and Blake have an affair that they think they can keep secret. Well... that might be a bit too hopeful.

Blake is trying to wait up for JJ. Just a piece of pointless fluff. Established JJ/Blake, so femslash.

Rossi asks if he really wants to know why the place in Magnum Opus reminds Blake of the 80's. This is basically Blake's dirty thoughts in poetry form between his question and her reply.

When Garcia can't find a catsitter for Sergio over Christmas, Blake volunteers. She might not have planned on getting attached, though.

Reid is down and out with the flu on the flight back to DC after a case, and Blake's maternal instincts kick in. Also some hinting at Blake/Rossi.

Garcia thinks Blake is a cold, distant person, until she finds out what's really hiding beneath the surface. Set early in season 8, but with spoilers for season 9 finale.

Alex explains what it's like, but she's preaching to the choir. Blake/Reid pillow talk of non-fluff variety. AN says more. Trigger-warning for depression. Oneshot.

Prequel to "Morning After". Set right after the end of the episode "200". Blake and Prentiss hit it off.

Set the morning after the episode "200". One BAU agent and her predecessor have had an intense night together. Oneshot. I just wanted to see if I could do this pairing too. :P

Blake saves JJ's life with a once-in-a-lifetime shot.

Rossi and Blake run into a creature they'd rather not deal with. Warning; people with severe arachnophobia should probably avoid reading. Oneshot.

When the team goes out to celebrate a successful case, Morgan runs into his persistent ex. Blake steps in to save him and plays her part a bit too well.

Blake and her stepson Henry team up to play a prank on JJ. Just a piece of VERY fluffy family fluff. Established JJ/Blake. Personally I imagine it to take place in the same AU as my earlier oneshot "Loved Ones", but you don't have to be familiar with that one to read this one. Hope you'll enjoy it. I had way too much fun writing it, anyway.

Strauss is struggling with a desperate desire to drink. Trigger warning: alcoholism/addiction. Oneshot.

Blake decides to send her ex-husband a selfie. This seriously backfires. Oneshot.

Morgan has an encounter with a mysterious biker woman. Quick oneshot.

A poem inspired by the Stephen King mini series Rose Red. Joyce's POV, although it can be read as a general poem about losing control.

Sequel to "Roads to Nowhere". Blake and Morgan's affair continues. It's not immoral unless you get caught... right?

Blake ponders what's important in life as she's getting shot. No character death.

JJ returns home after a very tough case. Established JJ/Blake, so femslash. Oneshot. Fluff.

Morgan and Blake get lost in the middle of nowhere. Eventual Morgan/Blake pairing.

A quiet morning in bed. Blake/Hotch. Quick oneshot.

Blake has a depressive bout. Garcia knows how to make her smile again. Oneshot. Friendship.

AU in which Maeve lives and Reid is in a romantic relationship with her. However, he needs some advice, and reluctantly turns to Blake. Oneshot. No graphic descriptions but discussion is on adult topic, hence M rating.

Oneshot. After what happened to Maeve, Reid is crushed and in need of motherly comfort.

A series of too-long-to-be-called-drabbles drabbles revolving around hair. All BAU team members from season 8-9 get their own separate chapter.

My take on Morgan's and Blake's visit to the market in "The Good Earth", season 8. Oneshot, drabblish.

Rossi and Blake are on an undercover assignment, posing as a married couple. As much as they try to stay professional, their mutual attraction begins to surface...

A "tie-in" of sorts to my fic "Undercover", but reads as a standalone piece. Blake and Rossi are getting married, and the boys have taken Rossi to Vegas for a bachelor party. Meanwhile, the ladies (including Emily Prentiss) decide to take Alex out for a crazy night on the town.

As per reader's request. When JJ comes down with the flu, the only one there to care for her happens to be the least likely nurse in the BAU team; Alex Blake. Oneshot. Can be read as friendship or with underlying femslashy vibes.

Oneshot. Blake has chickenpox, of all things, and Garcia plays the nurse. Femslash, established relationship.

The team has once again forgotten Reid's birthday. He tries to be a man about it, but it's not that easy. Oneshot.

A light-hearted series where Blake is beginning to date ladies, with JJ cheering her on and wanting to hear everything about it later. But anyone who's ever been on the dating scene knows how awkward dates can be. Eventual Blake/JJ.

As Blake and JJ struggle to keep their relationship a secret - something that's not so easy when you work with the best profilers in the world - there are things from the past that don't rest in peace. Femslash, obviously. Note! Fic is currently put on ice due to writer being more interested in working on other things. May be picked up some time in the future.

Reid experiences an embarrassing Freudian slip. Quick oneshot.

Rossi gets a midnight call from a distressed JJ and learns a little bit more about his female colleagues than he wanted to know. Femslash, Blake/JJ. Oneshot.

Based upon the 2015 Cinderella movie, inspired by 50 shades (don't judge me). Cinderella and Lady Tremaine have a rather complicated relationship. Nothing too graphic. Femslash. May be more ahead.

Find out why Blake looked so nostalgic at the sex club in season 8. Blake/Rossi flirting. Oneshot, at least for now.

We all know that people and their actions can be evil. But do evil PLACES exist outside of the horror movies? When JJ and Blake are sent to look through an unsub's house, they find themselves facing something much more sinister than any serial killer. Complete.

It is easy to forget how to cure loneliness. Blake/Rossi friendship. Oneshot.

Strauss ponders her past relationship with Blake, as the other woman has moved on. Change isn't always a bad thing, even when it hurt those who are involved.

"There is just something about her that messes with my head." Blake has a crush on Garcia. I HAD to try writing this pairing. XD Oneshot.

Little did JJ know that eating an ice cream in front of her colleague would lead to steamy sex... Blake/JJ femslash. Smut. Oneshot.

Alex Blake is a prisoner of an abusive marriage. Her team, however, would help her as far as they could if they were only let in on her secret. Rated M for domestic violence, suicide thoughts/attempt, and related themes. Very graphic.

Oneshot crack!fic. JJ and Morgan get an accidentally drugged Blake on their hands.

Margene has been acting weird lately, and Barb wants to know what's going on. But is she prepared for the truth? Oneshot. Femslash-y.

Spring is the joyous, most beautiful time of the year, when love - and unfortunately also pollen - is in the air. When you look and feel like a mess, the idea of springtime love seems pretty farfetched. Until a certain younger colleague shows up at your door because he's concerned about how you're feeling. Two-shot. Blake/Reid.

After Merryweather turns the deathly curse into a sleeping curse, she also puts a "reflective spell" on princess Aurora, so that if the princess ever does prick her finger, the curse will not affect her but instead bounce back upon its original source: Maleficent. Femslash. Complete.

Blake and JJ are having some fun on Strauss's desk. Just a quick smutty scene that got into my head and ruined a whole day for me. Oneshot, femslash, not to be taken too seriously.

When everything that can go wrong goes wrong… it can end up being a wonderful thing. Blake/JJ femslash.

An awkward first meeting.

Alex Blake finds out that even for a linguist, there are moments when you can't find the right words. My version of her water-incident in season 9. Contains spoilers for season 9.

Miranda and Nigel are having a bit too much to drink and the subject Andrea Sachs comes up.

After an emotionally draining case, Blake more or less accidentally comes out in front of JJ. Oneshot. Blake/JJ friendship.

Blake isn't feeling too well. Only another woman can understand just HOW bad it can get a certain time of the month. Oneshot. Slight Blake/JJ hint.

The mirror reflects (no pun intended) on Queen Grimhilde.

Maleficent always moves with grace and poise. Or does she? Oneshot crack/fluff/fun. Can be read either way you want; femslash, friendship or mother-daughter.

Aurora is afraid of thunder. Maleficent is afraid of her feelings. Malora.

A little ficlet about what Maleficent experiences as she takes possession of Aurora's will, and what happens after. Slight femslash.

Takes place after my longer story "A Change of Heart", sort of an epilogue but can be read as a stand-alone piece. Established Cinderella/Lady Tremaine. Femslash fluff.

Andy throws her cell phone into the fountain and walks away. But as she sits down in a small bistro to rest and have something to eat, a voice speaks from behind her. And it's quite familiar. Oneshot.

No Royal Ball, no Prince Charming. After her stepsisters have gotten married, Cinderella lives in the chateau along with Lady Tremaine. But as life changes, so does people. And as people change, so can hearts. Femslash.

Oneshot crackfic. Maleficent wakes up to a hellish hangover. Written because I clearly have nothing better to do with my time, and because I woke up to a hangover when I was supposed to write a Sleeping Beauty fanfic.

Diablo thinks about how unfairly his mistress is being treated. Tiny oneshot.

Kitty and Edward are breaking up, only to find that love doesn't fade that easily. Very cheesy and romantic fluff.

Miranda comes down with the flu and all in all has a really bad day. Maybe Andy can make it better.

Set six months after the book ends. Ben and Beverly remember things.

Short oneshot about growing old and confused, and how love may grow old with you if you're lucky. A bit sad, not exactly angst, no character death, Mirandy.

Miranda and Andy meet again after a couple of years. Miranda has a request. Eventual Mirandy.

Stephen writes a letter to Miranda. Slightly different take on Stephen, however, this is still very much Mirandy!

An email conversation between Miranda and Andy. Miranda finds that the only insult that hurt her, was the key to what could be a lifetime of happiness.

Miranda's children play a prank. One too many for Miranda's taste. Oneshot. Implied Mirandy.

To her own surprise, Miranda speaks her mind. To her even greater surprise, Andy isn't hard-pressed to respond. Rated M for suggestiveness, but no actual action.

Andy wants to have a cat. Miranda isn't too happy about the idea. Established Mirandy.

Serena has asked Andy out. Emily and Miranda are determined to stop whatever is going on between these two.

Andy changes her mind about leaving Miranda in Paris.

Short drabble from Miranda's perspective, set the very evening of Andy's abrupt departure in Paris.

Andy is surprised at finding Miranda's odd personal quirks and bad habits. But this isn't just surprising, it's shocking. Oneshot nonsense fluff. Mirandy.

Andy writes erotica. Miranda finds it. Andy needs to ask Miranda one nosy question, since she's already in the risk of being fired. Nothing graphic. Oneshot.

Andy finally finds out the reason for Miranda's aversion towards freesias. Oneshot. My first fanfic ever, I'm shaking in my non-Prada boots here. ;