Your name is ASHLYN KAREZI KNIGHT. You can go by any of those names. Or maybe even Mobile-chan.

You live in a CAVE that is also a HIVE, but still mostly just a CAVE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. You love ROLE PLAYING as a VESPER and writing FANFICTION about shipping all your friends. Your MOOD changes constantly and you have MULTIPLE DISORDERS like ADHD, OCD, bronchitis and others indicating possible DEMIGODISHNESS. You tend to speak in LITERATE DIALOGUE instead of chat. Your trolltag is chaoticHooter and you tend to use this emoticon! ;u; You are the Second Knight of Blood, and you have various weird friends here:

Crazy-San

Kristi-Chan

Gone

Raine the feel killer [Not even kidding.]

[More to come, sorry for those who haven't been mentioned yet.]

Your Current OTP:

TSUKIYAMA & KUROTSUKI

You are going to be stuck here for three years. This is your diary. What will you do? ==

You chuckle to yourself wickedly, ["Kesesesese-ack DAMNIT"] cough for a few seconds, regain your evil emperor pose and say.

Let the shipping begin.

P.S. "Also, I forgot to mention I have a clone."

P.P.S. "Here she is." /a girl pops up, does the Hellen Keller and pops back down/ "Yeah, that was Errica. She invades my posts sometimes."

DAY ONE

Sadstuck has corrupted my mind. I don't know whether it's just too much Broadway Homestuck, or if the hiatus is getting to me. I think it's the latter. Anyways, I'm worried about whether I'll land the role of Rose in the HSAnimeProject that's being held right now. I guess I'll just have to wait. It's 4:30. What am I still doing awake. I think I should definitely get some sleep, but not before one more Broadway Karkat.

PFFT WHO NEEDS SLEEP. LOOKS LIKE WE NEED SOME MORE MINECRAFT.

Ashlyn - Absconded

DAY TWENTY

Okay. Since I am extremely bored out of my shiitaki mushrooms, I will list the pairings I ship hard as frick.

Homestuck

And a crapload more that I can't list.

39 Clues

Hetalia

Percy Jackson

Jasper

Liper

Pipercy

Percabeth

Halico

Thaluke

Perlia

Maximum Ride

Mortal Instruments

Miscellaneous

Kuroko no Basket

Not bothered with HQ!! and Free! yet. maybe soon?

Ashlyn - Absconded

Day 39

I thought I'd give you some advice today, and some crazy things.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary. (I have...AND IT HURTS!! Thanks, cuz.)

Ten years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... In his house.

Try not to follow in my footsteps. You're guaranteed to fall down the stairs, run into a wall, and get lost several times.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. When he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath really loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

Advice column!

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar.-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed.- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust.-The Battle of the Labryinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep.- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-Fruit bats can be deadly.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

Nepeta - Absconded

DAY 100

OHMYGODMYHEARTNODON'TDOTHISPLEASENOENGLANDNOAMERICAOHGODNNNNNOO

N O N O N O

SOMEONE HUG ME.

Errica: Yeah, she just finished HetaOni. *hands her an onigiri*

ONIGIRI... THERE WERE ONIGIRIS IN HETAONI! *goes back to sob in her little corner*

Knight&Errica - Absconded

DAY WHOTHEHELLEVENCARESANYMORE

Jesus fricken Christ Togainu no Chi.

AAAAANYWAYS, yesterday I went to my third con ever as Bela-fricken-rus c: We went to see Reika-sama, and my friend Venus and I proposed with mangoes.

We also saw lots of hot cosplayers like this r e a l l y hot Sweden. I literally had to resist the urge to slide up next to him and say, "Date me," in this sexy voice.

And then there were these Hetalia cosplayers who were supermegafoxyawesomehot. There was a Prussia one which kissed me on the cheek and lEFT BEFORE I COULD GET HIS NUMBER OR FACEBOOK OR WHATEVER SO NOW WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST TO FIND THE DUDE.

So now I'm like totally heartbroken. I really want to find those dudes

Knight - Absconded

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA TRY

Okay, so we found the dudes. Or, in fact, chicks. Yep, it was a reverse trap.

Omfg Sakurai Ryo needs waaayyy more love. He's the cutest thing ever and I love him to bits

And apparently Nyotalia episode's gonna be here soon. Whee

CARROT-CHAN !!!!1!!111

Mobile-chan - stalkingyoumotherfuckers