Yo peeps! Wassup? This is Eccentrica(obviously) bringing you some WILD and ECCENTRIC Percy Jackson Fan Fictions. Get ready for a WILD (and ECCENTRIC) ride through the world of PJO Fandom.

Okay. So, Son of Chaos: The Forgotten God will be my updating priority as of now as you guys want that one to be updated first. Then will be Reading Anaklusmos14's Intertwined Destinies. Revenge of the Fallen, I'm doing a complete rewrite. Sorry Guys. The rewrite will be PercyXBianca instead of PercyXChaos. Sorry to the Perchaos fans but Perchaos simply doesn't work out in the future chapters and plus I had to rush the romance in there to make sure the story didn't go on for like 10 chapters to just get those two together. So, come 10th May, the first chapter of the rewrite-"Rise of the Fallen" will be up. I'm honestly sorry about the annoyance but I also honestly swear to write Perchaos. Hell I'm also gonna write Pertemis.

Do not ask me to do Percabeth as I hate that pairing. Neither ask me to do either slash or harem. I have quite a few "objections" against those two, one of them being my moral conscience. I might do FemPercy in the future for the FemPercy fans.

CURRENT STORIES:

1) SON OF CHAOS: THE FORGOTTEN GOD

2) READING ANAKLUSMOS14'S INTERTWINED DESTINIES

UPCOMING STORIES:

1) READING ANAKLUSMOS14'S ALTERED DESTINIES(I GOT A LOT OF PM'S ASKING ME TO DO THIS)

2) PERSEUS: THE LOST LOVE OF ARTEMIS(DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL BE GOOD, BUT CAN'T HURT TO TRY)

3) THE TOSSED HERO(ADOPTED ONE) (NOT SURE IF I'LL REALLY DO IT...JUST WANT MY OPTIONS OPEN. I GOT A NEW IDEA AND IT CLASHES WITH THIS ONE...SO I'LL MOST PROBABLY GIVE IT AWAY FOR ADOPTION OR GIVE IT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR)

4) READING ANAKLUSMOS14'S GOD OF NIGHT

5) PERSEUS: THE SON OF NO-ONE(PERCYxCHAOS) (IT'S A PERCY-VS-THE GODS STORY)

SO, I MIGHT DELETE RISE OF THE FALLEN PERMANENTLY AND START A MORE ORIGINAL AND LESS CLICHED STORY. IT WILL STILL BE PERCYXBIANCA BUT THE STARTING WILL BE MORE INTERESTING, WITH MORE ACTION AND WAY BETTER AS I HAVE FINALLY GOT THE HANG OF WRITING. RISE/REVENGE OF THE FALLEN BEING MY FIRST FANFIC, THE QUALITY IS LIKE...41 OUT OF 100. ACCORDING TO THE REVIEWS, SON OF CHAOS IS 89 OUT OF 100 AND READING INTERTWINED DESTINIES, 81 OUT OF 100. YEAH, I TOOK STATISTICS AS MY OPTIONAL. THESE ARE REAL STATS.

If you need a smile on your face read these...

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

"You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -me (I really don't know why I said that, me and my lil' bro were studying and stuff.)

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer

Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.

You know the saying "Curiosity killed the cat?"...I'm Curiosity. You're the cat.

Bills travel through mail at twice the speed of checks.

A bartender is a chemist with a limited inventory.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.They don't expect it back.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart".

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Laugh alone...and the world thinks you are an idiot.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Nuke the Whales.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

The word "gullible" isn't in the Dictionary.

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

This statement is false.

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Multi-tasking means screwing up several things at once.

Rex sum mundi. Ego petram. Lac vobis. Ego quicquid libet. Non es. Adepto super eam. Pedicabo ego vos.