DasMervinhide bio
 Author has written 53 stories for Matrix, Hellsing, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Supernatural. Das Mervin here, with my occasional writing partner Mrs. Hyde. As is the case with most things, my later work is a lot better than my early work. I definitely encourage you to at least give "Strange Bedfellows" a look--it's my and Hyde's epic crossover between Harry Potter and Once Upon a Time in Mexico, featuring an unconventional friendship between Professor Snape and Agent Sands. It seems I am very much into crackships these days, seeing as I am now working on spreading the word on Leah/Castiel, as in Leah Clearwater from Twilight and Castiel from Supernatural. I don't post here often, but when I do, I like to hope it's something you guys can enjoy. The Wedding Crashers Bonus Pics Sam, Dean, Castiel, and Leah all signed the guestbook at the wedding. Click here to check out their signatures! We got fanart! Thank you, Sylvacoer! Castiel *hearts* Bee, a scene from Chapter 7 of our Supernatural/Twilight crossover fic. |
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Tainted Snow by Tempestt reviews
Castiel retrieves his sword from that naughty demon Meg. Tag to 6X10 Caged Heat.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Castiel, Meg - Complete
And Then They Had Gay Sex by Eris O'Reilly reviews
Chuck has writer's block. Mentions of Sam/Dean; Slashy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Chuck S./God - Complete
Interagency Cooperation by Miss Becky reviews
Ramirez can't get Sands to shut up.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2005
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Standard Procedure reviews
It was all just standard procedure now. A 2014 Dean/Cas fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Open Wounds reviews
Dean and Cas are stuck in Purgatory with nowhere to run from each other. So now there's finally time to talk. Done for an SPN S7 finale comment meme on LiveJournal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Lieu of a Chessboard reviews
Two old men have a conversation in the park. Set very early in episode 701 "Meet the New Boss".
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Death, Chuck S./God - Complete
For You, I Will reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Bellial reviews
"I need you, Bella. I cannot do this without you. It's destiny. We were meant to be. Trust me." An AU/crossover take on certain events in New Moon.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella - Complete
Writing on the Wall reviews
The writing was on the wall. And now Dean just had to understand it. Sam and Dean come to terms with Dean's changed relationship with Castiel. Set vaguely post-Season 7. Spoilers through Season 6. SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Auto Erotica reviews
Leah decides to take a couple of the Cullen cars out for a joyride... A direct and very silly continuation of the fic "The Wedding Crashers".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Castiel, Leah - Complete
Eating My Wings reviews
The burning hand on his neck pulled him forward. He didn't close his eyes, but he didn't resist. SPOILERS UP TO EPISODE 6.19 OF SUPERNATURAL.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Castiel, Crowley - Complete
The Sorcerer's Apprentice reviews
An alternate POV of "Philosophy" where we find out just what Leah and Castiel got up to after the boys left for food and beer.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Castiel, Leah - Complete
The Wedding Crashers reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Philosophy reviews
Leah Clearwater and The Supernatural Boys engage in a little philosophical discussion. A Supernatural/Twilight crossover wherein Leah leaves the cruel treatment of her canon and finds some more deserving friends. Spoilers for all seasons of Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Castiel, Leah - Complete
Ambrosio reviews
He heard her, heard her telling him to scream, and scream he did — he was being burned alive, burned in his bed, burned by the angel astride him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Alec, Jane - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Strange Bedfellows reviews
“We all need someone we can lean on...” Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,332 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Debriefing reviews
A young Agent Sands is introduced to magic. A crossover fanfic between OUaTiM and Harry Potter, and a prequel to our fic "Strange Bedfellows."
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: A Character Study reviews
This is a collection of drabbles to ficlets, all from Sweeney Todd's POV, studying his character and his motivations. Will be updated weekly. Rated M because some deal with sex.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Old Block reviews
Oh yes, they're arguing." The infamous memory scene from Chapter 26 of OotP, and a prequel-fic to Strange Bedfellows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Tobias S., Severus S. - Complete
Wilted Daffodils reviews
Mrs. Lovett hears singing.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Ladies and Liquor reviews
Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, and a bottle of gin. Sweeney/Lovett, Sweeney/Lucy.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
An Occurrence in the Oven reviews
Mr. and Mrs. Todd go for a walk down the beach.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Two Ladies reviews
Nellie Lovett was not a whore. Sweeney Todd/Mrs. Lovett unrequited.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Mistress reviews
Mrs. Lovett had been wrong--she did hate someone more than Lucy. The worst part? She'd kindly and stupidly handed the pretty lady to Mister Sweeney Todd herself, thinking it a good thing.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Pity reviews
Lucy Barker was in need of pity. And it was a pity that Mrs. Lovett had none to spare.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Dresses reviews
Mrs. Lovett loved her dresses, each and every one of them.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Propriety reviews
Blood, viscera, and sex--Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett in the bake house. A Valentine's Day gift fic for Harey.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Voyeur reviews
He could still feel them looking at him, their gazes so icy, those seven sentinels casting terrible judgment upon him, standing by Lucy's side, and heaven help him...she was watching him, too. SweeneyLucy, SweeneyLovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury reviews
Did you think you were an exception, Sweeney Todd? Or perhaps you just imagined I would take pity on you and show you mercy after you discovered upon whom you'd unleashed me--pity is for a fool, mercy for a creature of flesh. I am neither.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Routine reviews
Devil's Island--routine was what made it a prison. Routine--from the convicts to the guards, everyone was a prisoner to that horrible, monotonous routine.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Gratification reviews
Sweeney Todd with his cold, beautiful mistress.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Spectrum reviews
Red was really all he had left now. He'd shut out all other colors, the memories that came with them too hard, brutal, or sorrowful. Red was all he needed, anyway--red swatches to relieve the gloom of his self-imposed, monochromatic existence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Unsatisfied reviews
Her mind was struggling to cope, to understand, to process all of this--this was what she wanted, had been imagining, yes--just not so much in a barber's chair.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Inappropriate as Always reviews
She remembered how he'd viciously declared Benjamin Barker dead. Surely that wasn't so. Not when he lay before her now, struggling feebly to the surface while the wild and bloodthirsty dragon that was Sweeney Todd slept.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Finale reviews
When the door to that massive, deadly oven finally swung forward with a creaking, wailing protest, the flames inside casting a hellish light over the room, he'd known. He'd finally known.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Fifteen reviews
That's the way it was on Devil's Island. Maybe it was justified, maybe it wasn't, but either way, he was going to be whipped.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Hands reviews
Before then, her Sweeney's hands had been cold. But they were hot now. Hot, and he was holding her in a deadly, slippery embrace.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Pretty Women reviews
She was soft. She was rough. She was beautiful. She was horrible. He loved her. He hated her. BenjaminLucy SweeneyLovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Scapegoat reviews
Sands, at age seventeen, has business to attend to with his older sister's boyfriend.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Fish in the Barrel reviews
All work and no play makes Sands a dull boy. Sands decides to go...fishing?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Welcome to the Caribbean, Love reviews
Glossy tresses. Heaving bosoms. Chocolate orbs. Festering sores. A parody of clichés.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
The Sands Drabbles reviews
A collection of drabbles all centered around Agent Sands's past and beyond.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
First Kill reviews
He felt absolutely no connection to her—no sort of attachment, no love, not even the feeling he felt towards the family dog. He supposed that would make it easier. ONESHOT.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Twice reviews
Depravity, force, and perversion. They are Sands. A companion piece to “Both.” ONESHOT.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
And So He Beats On reviews
He had set it up, and now it had fallen…and yet, here he was, doggedly participating in his own folly. A poem dedicated to the blind gunman.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Nothing Lasts Forever? reviews
How do you perfect a seemingly perfect candy? Why, you eat it.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Both reviews
Brutality, blood, and subjugation. They are Sands. ONESHOT. SLASH.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Sun and Moon reviews
His first instinct upon seeing the light shining though the door was to hiss and shy away. Instead, he stepped into the light.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2005
Wrath of God reviews
His blood was exceptionally sweet.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
Lesson 101 reviews
Alucard, as Seras's master, has intentions to teach her everything about being a vampire. And that means everything.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2005
Master of the Master reviews
Integra had made the decision. She made it for her love and herself. But her love had other plans.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
Thoughtless Affections reviews
Seras thought fondly of the night she'd been wrapped up and in her Master's arms...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2005
Eternal Damnation reviews
Why is it vampires are always accused of being damned?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/5/2005
Fate reviews
SERIOUS SPOILERS. For summary, see inside.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003
Meetings of Chance reviews
First story. Neo encounters a woman who also believes in the prophecy. Set before Reloaded, but after Matrix. PG, for tiny bit of language and themes.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2003
