This is my shame FanFiction page where I post all the stories about all the things I love but don't want to associate with my good, main FanFiction name. You could call this my second channel where I write YouTube FanFiction which is equal parts horrible and terribly amusing for me to read and write. If you've written Dan/Phil Fanfiction, I have most likely read it, so message me and we can be friends:)

So here's where my user name comes from:

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why." --Mark Twain

And here are some of my favorite things:

"Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes." [Get the irony? Because I write FanFiction about youtubers...which means it's not the truth. Ha.Ha.]

Because Joss Whedon is the man:

Interviewer: Why do you wrote strong female characters?

Joss Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.

And a story:

"Once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?". The princess said "No." And the princess lived happily ever after and traveled around the world and met interesting people and learned new stuff and she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody thought she was a slut and always put herself first and went to rock concerts and no one ever told her to "go make a sandwich," and she kept her apartment and all of her shoes and never got cheated on, period, and all her family and friends thought she was fucking cool as hell and made tons of money and the toilet seat was always down (like it's supposed to). The End."

I wish I could take credit for that little bout of genius, but I can't.

Keep calm, and may the odds be *ever* in your favor:)

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