Hello everyone! My name is Kara (care-ah), and I like pie.

Some random important info about me:

I am a fan of Doctor Who (specifically the 10th Doctor), Jack Frost, Tobuscus, Edward Elric, Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield), Smosh (Ian and Anthony), Link (from Legend of Zelda), and Sam and Dean (Supernatural).

If you get to know me, I can be really insane

I love dogs

I sometimes act Emo

I intimidate lots of people on accident

I love writing stories, but I don't usually post them because I think they are:

A) Too stupid of an idea and people won't like it

B) Poorly written

C) Overused topic

"LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir."

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could... in fact most of us would if we could...God doesn't." [No answer.] "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" [No answer] The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones. "Let's start again, young fella...Is God good?"

"Er... Yes."

"Is Satan good?"

"No."

"Where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From... God..."

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns to the smirking, student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"

"Yes."

"Who created evil? [No answer] "Is there sickness in this world? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world? "

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"Who created them?" [No answer] The professor suddenly shouts at his student. "WHO CREATED THEM? TELL ME, PLEASE!" The professor closes in for the kill and climbs into the Christian's face. In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?" [No answer]

The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and fails. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues, "how is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?" The professor swishes his arms around to encompass the wickedness of the world. "All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the world, isn't it, young man?" [No answer] "Don't you see it all over the place? Huh?" [Pause] "Don't you?" The professor leans into the student's face again and whispers, "Is God good?" [No answer] "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor. I do."

The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus...in fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?" [No answer] "Answer me, please."

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"You're AFRAID...you haven't?"

"No, sir."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"...Yes..."

"That takes FAITH!" The professor smiles sagely at the underling. "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your God now?" [The student doesn't answer] "Sit down, please."

The Christian sits...Defeated.

Another Christian raises his hand. "Professor, may I address the class?"

The professor turns and smiles. "Ah, another Christian in the vanguard! Come, come, young man. Speak some proper wisdom to the gathering."

The Christian looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you. Is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"Is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold.

The second Christian continues. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold, otherwise we would be able to go colder than 458 - You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. Because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just..," [Silence fills the room] "...the absence of it." [More silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom.] "Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"

"That's a dumb question, son. What is night if it isn't darkness? What are you getting at...?"

"So you say there is such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes..."

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker and give me a jar of it. Can you...give me a jar of darker darkness, professor?"

Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery before him. This will indeed be a good semester. "Would you mind telling us what your point is, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with and so your conclusion must be in error..."

The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!"

"Sir, may I explain what I mean?" The class is all ears.

"Explain...oh explain..." The professor makes an admirable effort to regain control. Suddenly he is affability itself. He waves his hand to silence the class, for the student to continue.

"You are working on the premise of duality," the Christian explains. "That for example there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it."

The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk of a neighbor who has been reading it. "Here is one of the most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?"

"Of course there is, now look..."

"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?" The Christian pauses. "Isn't evil the absence of good?" [The teacher is temporarily speechless.] The Christian continues. "If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God is accomplishing? The Bible tells us it is to see if each one of us will, of our own free will, choose good over evil."

The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I don't view this matter as having anything to do with any choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the concept of God or any other theological factor as being part of the world equation because God is not observable."

"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code in this world is probably one of the most observable phenomena going," the Christian replies. "Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" [The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and gives his student a silent, stony stare.] "Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"

"I'll overlook your impudence in the light of our philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?" the professor hisses.

"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is righteous?"

"I believe in what is-that's science!"

"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin. "Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is flawed..."

"SCIENCE IS FLAWED?" the professor splutters. The class is in uproar.

The Christian remains standing until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?" [The professor wisely keeps silent.] The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out in laughter.The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain...felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?" No one appears to have done so. The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that the professor has no brain."

The class is in chaos. The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.

If you believe in God, copy, paste in your profile, then add your name to the list: Doctor Frostybuscus

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Peter

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Blue

3. your first initial? K

4. your month of birth? September

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lizzie

7. your favorite number? 7

8. do you like California of Florida more? I've never been to Florida, so California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Get a boyfriend.

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person. (HELL NO!!! He is my fellow nerd...)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday (*sigh* I wish...)

Things about me that are stereotyped (not sure how to word it...):

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY(at least I'm told I am), so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

Yup. Say anything like that to me, and I shall murder your face. (That is my only THREAT, but I will react poorly and possibly be mean)

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:17/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.(I love wearing the color black.)
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(Who doesn't?)
You like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (SHAME ON THOSE GIRLS!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (I smirk. I don't smile around strangers. Only smirk. With friends I smile... Urg I'm blah-blah-blahing right now...)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything. (Who doesn't?)

TOTAL: 8/24

PREP

X You own a cell phone. (Umm, most teens own a cell phone.)
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
x You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
xYou have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.(Anyone who is like this is nuts. Completely and entirely nuts. {no offense})
You have more than one house.

Total: 3/11

GOTHIC

xBlack is one of your favourite colors.
xYou have thought about death. (Before you're like, "Why!?!?!" I thought about how HORRIBLE it would be to die young. Not about how great it would be...)
xYou wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
x You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
XYou have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.(Naturally)
X You dislike preps.

Total: 6/8

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
xYou like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (I wish but my mom says no.)
X You dislike pink. (Then why would you possibly have pink hair? /:3)
x You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3/7

GEEK

x You love the computer.
x You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
xYou get straight A's.(I do if I actually try)
X You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
xYou have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6/10

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 1

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!! (I was)

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle (I jumped out/off of a bicycle. It is a vehicle. It counts.)
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 () You've fallen asleep in class (I was close. Like, I could hear, but I couldn't move.)
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug (Ants are spicy. XP)
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)
31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 () You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you (I know not to use big words around my friends. :3)
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused (I ALWAYS tilt my head when I'm confused. That, plus raise my eyebrow.)
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a dis-formed heart

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I also once had a glass door "run" into me... :3)
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde. (At least once every day.)

so far: 6

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody..
] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 10

] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (...Yes. I admit it... I was drooling over potatoes...)

so far: 13

] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 16

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 21

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 26

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what?" a lot.
[X] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 30

30x 3 = 90

I AM 90% INSANE

Try Not to Cry (I didn't cry... But got close...)

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Don't Drink and Drive

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming,
Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

My name is Tiffany
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

The story of Kazu:

Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school can't really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN, FOREST, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

FRIENDS: Come over and share an awkward silence for a few minutes.
BEST FRIENDS: Come over and eat all your food.

FRIENDS: Will compliment you
BEST FRIENDS: Will teasingly call you names

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

If you love your mom, you'll read this.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- Um... *sarcastically* Oh I don't know. This?

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- No. I'm an angel. :3

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- Honestly, I don't remember.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Nope

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- My sister.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- I hate to admit it, but all the time...

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Yeah. My friends.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- I used to.

Honestly, who did you copy/paste this from?- I don't remember.

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- In my mouth or from a bubble mix?

Can you dance?- No. I have two left feet.

Can you do a cartwheel?- Nah. My cart wheel ends up as a somersault.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- I don't know. I've never tried.

Can you whistle?- Yep.

Can you wiggle your ears?- Nope.

Can you wiggle your nose?- Who can't? Besides my mom...

Can you roll your tongue?- Yup.

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- Huh?

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- I write: "No no no no no no no no no" over and over until I'm not mad.

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- Well, I made myself cry once.

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cry your heart out?- Yes.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- Yes.

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- Yes.

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- Yes. My dad.

Ever cried over the same gender?- Yes. Me, and my mom.

Do you cry when you get an injury?- Actually, no. I laugh when I get hurt. XD

Do certain songs make you cry?- No.

Do certain movies make you cry?- Some. But, if I re-watch it, I don't cry.

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- Meh. Half and half.

What makes you happiest?- My puppy, and my friends.

Does being with your friends make you happy?- Read above.

Do you believe in yourself?- I don't want to hurt your eyes, but FUCK YEAH!

Do you wish you were happier?- *sigh* Yes.

Is being happy overrated?- *sarcastically* Yeah, that's why I want to be happier.

Does music make you happy?- I don't know.

HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?- Nah. I love my enemies... Most of them. :3

Ever made a hit-list?- What's a hit-list?

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- How would I know if I was on a hit-list?

Are you a mean bully?- No. Usually I 'bully' bullies. And by that, I mean I run to the closest adult and tattle on the meany. :P

Do you hate your President?- No comment.

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- Grey long sleeved shirt and black baggy pants that has "The Beatles" written everywhere

Shoes?: Feet

Necklace(s): None.

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- Yes. This guy at school who had a sign on his shirt that said "Free hugs", and my family.

Laughed so hard you cried?- Never, actually. I don't cry when I laugh too hard. I pee.

Kissed someone?- Family. And this guy who SAID he was my cousin. ...It was... Strange.

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- My mom.

Person you talked to online?- My friend.

Person you hugged?- My puppy.

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- If this is a survey of sorts then yes.

Do you get along with your parents?- Yes.

Do you have mental breakdowns?- ...Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

CURRENT:

Current mood?- Tired.

Current hair-style?- Wavy side-bangs with messy low ponytail.

Current windows open?- fanfiction.net ,

Current desktop picture?- ...Um, hard to explain. It's one of those thingies that messes with your eyes...

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- If accidentally punching someone in the face when stretching counts then yes.

Did you ever run away from home?- Nope. I'm a good child.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- No. But EVERYONE says I'd be a GREAT doctor, and I'm like "SHUT UP I NO WANT TO BE DOCTOR"

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- No. I'm sensitive to heat above 100 degrees.

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- Yup.

Do you like roller-coasters?- ROLLER-COASTERS FOR DA WIN!

Do you own a bike?- Yes.

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- I... Honestly I don't know.

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- No.

Does you car get good gas mileage?- Um... I don't know.

Does your family have family picnics?- I have only been on one family picnic in my 13 years of life. And I was 3 when we went on it...

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- More times then I want.

Have you ever been to the ocean?- Yup.

Have you ever painted your nails?- Yup.

THE HOWS?

How tall are you?- 5'6"

How much money do you have right now?- $118.55

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with? At home: My dad. At school: My friends

Last thing someone said to you?: "Take a Melotonin Kara."

Last thing you said out loud?- "I no wanna!"

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- I'm A Bird Motha' F* Remix (Real song! By Tobuscus)

What is the weather outside?- I don't know. Chilly I think.

What radio station do you listen to?- KLove

List you top 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in order of favorite to least favorite. Then, answer the questions.

1. Fang
2. Max
3. Total
4. Iggy
5. Angel
6. Gazzy
7. Dr. Martinez
8. Ari
9. Jeb
10. Sam
11. Lissa
12. Dylan

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Gazzy and Lissa? Ew. No.

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sure. I mean, not as hot as Fang I'm sure...

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

D: Ew. Just... Ew.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Um... Yeah. Only one, I think.

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Max and Gazzy wouldn't work. No offense Gax lovers. If any.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Um... Angel Jeb=Gross. Angel Sam=Mehish.

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, Dr. M is Maxes mom, then Dylan is just gross. So she'd probably be like, "Max! What is wrong with you!?"

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

What would happen is Sam discovered his girlfriend's dog can talk? What would happen to Sam and Max's relationship? And will Max fall in love with Fang? (Cause every story needs some Fax in there. :3)

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Um... Lets hope Fang and Ari don't... Um... Hook up anytime soon.

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Comfort for a Broken Heart

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Um... I don't know what that means... And I'm not sure if I want to...

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Uh, I actually don't know. Does anyone on my friend list read about Total?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Who would draw world's enemy number 1?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't want to know. I mean, Max, Iggy, and Angel? Tsk tsk...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"MAX! I LOVE YOU! BUT YOU ONLY HAVE 1 MONTH TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!" Something like that I'm sure.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Something about people who started out sick-in-the-head, and ended out epictastical... Or as epictastical and Ari could get.

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: A lot of fighting for girls, and farting.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Um... I kinda suck at pick-up lines. Next question please.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Lissa describes a Mari relationship as: Wrong 'cause they're siblings.

20) How emo is Seven?

Um... Not very emo.

Favorite color: BLUE!!

Favorite food: Sushi, pizza, lemon chicken

Favorite band: A tie between The Beatles and The Click Five

Favorite singer: Adele, or Tobuscus

Favorite movie: Um... I don't know... Tarzan?

Favorite song: Gimme That (Tobuscus again...)

Favorite animal: DOG!! :D

Favorite nickname you have: kwaa! 030

Copy and paste if: You are so obsessed with Maximum Ride that when you read Mr. Example, you read Maximum Ride. Example

Copy and paste if: You are so obsessed with Maximum Ride that when you see someone in all black clothes and black hair, you think of Fang.

Copy and paste if: You are crazy and you know it.

Copy and paste if: You have gone into and Victoria's Secret and asked the cashier what the secret is.

Copy and paste if: You have punched someone in the face when they beat you with paper and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I though the paper would protect you!"

Copy and paste if: You've gone to Disneyland and stood still, trying to get people to form a line.

Copy and paste if: You've gone to a populated place and looked straight up, hoping idiots will try to see what you're looking at.

If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (SUGAR RUSH!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER/SISTER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I once asked my mom if I had hair... I was tired! Don't judge...)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay,maybe once or twice)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes. By my cousin... He's a weirdo.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
I found it online. *sigh* Just can't get enough of David Tennant...

3) What's your middle name?
Leslie.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?
I am proud to say that I'm not boy crazy likes lots of girls at my school.

6) What is your current mood?
Hyper. If that's a mood.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Why do you want to know? *sigh* Blue, red, pink, yellow, and white.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey.

9) Missing something?
Um... Is that a trick question?

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Wearing a think sweatshirt to school with no shirt underneath...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
DOG! :D

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Um... If you count falling into a 3 foot deep pool in the middle of Lake Tahoe at winter time then yes.

13) Something you do a lot?
Sing... Write stories... Weird stuff that requires my computer...

14) The song stuck in your head?
I Can Swing My Sword! (Guess who! Tobuscus! Again!)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Blackest Orchid.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I don't know. I think Julie Andrews...

17) When was the last time you cried?
Um... I'd prefer to not say...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. I had to pretend that I was Benjamin Franklin and had to sing a song about him in front of 1-5 grade plus all their parents... And the staff... Don't try it.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
The power to give myself other powers. :D

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
They generally smell bad.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Some sort of cake thingy that they have in the window.

22) What's your biggest secret?
...I went through a rebellious stage where I ignored anything to do with God... Thank goodness I'm over it now though!

23) Favorite color?
Um... Tie between black and robin egg blue.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Is Supernatural a kiddie show?

25) What are you?

A person.

26) Do you speak any other language?
A little bit of French.

27) What's your favorite smell?

VANILLA AND LAVENDER!!!! :D

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Weird.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Does kissing my mom count?

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Popcorn.

31) What should you be doing?
Popcor- um... Typing my story. :3

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My sister.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Who does?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
RIDE! (Fan girl comes out)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope. I don't like anyone.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dirty blonde.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Me.

What would your name be if you could change it?

Juana Ride. I would go by John 'cause I love John Lennon.

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Inkspell: '...stood behind some bushes of broom. Their branches hid him,...'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A stuffed rabbit.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Muppet Show

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

12:13 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:18 pm

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?
The Muppet Show. :3

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I last went outside to get the mail. I was getting to mail. (Duh)

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
CakeIsAGoodFriend's profile.

9.What are you wearing?
A grey and purple baggy short sleeved shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I had the weirdest dream... I was this dude who was a spy... He/I lost his/my memory, and this kid was all like: "Hey dude! You're a girl!" And the dude/I was like: "Yup. Imma girl. But Imma guy" And I was sooo confused...

11. When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago while watching TobyGames.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Beatles posters... Two calenders... A mirror... And more Beatles posters.

13.Seen anything weird lately?
Your face.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Merp.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Spider-Man 2... Not as epictastical as The Amazing Spider-Man though. Andrew Garfield makes everything better.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would youbuy?

The rights to Spider-Man. Then I'd sell it to Disney so that Spider-Man would be in Avengers 2! :D I would also buy tons of awesome crap to make my life strange.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once punched someone in the face for asking that same question. *glares*

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would change all those assholes out there who make the world horrible.

19. Do you like to dance?
I despise dancing.

20. George Bush:
is a person. (I bet NO ONE would have guessed that. :D)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Juana... Lillis... Aella... :3

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Peter! Or Andrew! Or Toby! Or Liam!

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

7/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.(loud music maybe, but not angry)

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.(If you count writing my original fics a diary)

You feel most active at night.

7/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

2/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire. (it's the heat I hate... But fire is my best friend! :3)

3/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (but, I don't act all self-centered.)

1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10
Okay then, I would probably be a child of Hermes...

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