Hello!! hello!! welcome to my life!!! haha :)

My name is Haley and I am 16! woohoo!

I love books, and movies!, Music, writing, singing, drawing, mustaches, ninjas, and ducks!!! god I love ducks.

My favorite books/series are...

Maximum Ride

Harry potter

Cirque du freak

Hunger games

Percy Jackson

The Vampire Diaries

The Nine Lives of Chole King

I am Number 4 series

Narnia series

anything by Edgar Allan Poe.

The Mortal Instruments

Every John Green book known to mankind

The Angel Eyes Trilogy

The Shadow Falls series

Beautiful Creatures

Water For Elephants

The Perks of Being a Walflower

The Last Song

Nightshade Series

If I Had Been With Him

Divergent

My favorite singers/bands are...

Taylor swift

The Civil Wars

Paramore

FUN

Lady Antebellum

The Band Perry

Flyleaf

Kelly Clarkson

The Bravery

Florence and The Machine

Maroon 5

Adele

Evanescence

Christina Perri

Panic! At the Disco

Green Day

Zedd

Rascal Flatts

Christina Grimme

The Snow Patrol

Secondhand Seranade

The Script

Cassadee Pope

Carrie Underwood

Hope

Auburn

Martina Mcbride

Hunter Hayes

Passenger

Birdie

My favorite movies are...

She's the Man

The Woman in Black

The House at The End of The Street

All the Narnia movies

Army of darkness

The Proposal

Harry Potter movies!

All the Disney movies

X-Men movies

Stars Wars

The Lord of The Rings

Evil Dead(old and new)

Ancorman

Little Nicky

10 Things I Hate About You

Endless Love

Safe Haven

The Notebook

The Amazing Spiderman 1&2

Stardust

The Heat

The Mortal Instruments

How To Train Your Dragon 1&2

My favorite musicals/plays are...

Sound of Music

Les Miserables

West Side Story

Wicked

Romeo and Juliet

White Christmas

Phantom of The Opera

Annie

Grease

Moulin Rouge

Beauty and The Beast

A Very Potter Musical

A Very potter Sequel

A Very Potter Senoir Year

Twisted

Writing is my passion. I have this cocky, fun personality but I am insecure and for some odd reason I can't tell my feeling or things I want to say to anyone out loud unless they're my best friend that i trust with my whole heart. i have to wear a mask no one sees that I am weak sometimes because I hate being weak. with writing though, it's the only place I can say my true feelings, just get them out. I am myself when I am writing. I don't have to have a mask.

I am not an expert on the grammar corrections... I will fix what I see but I am sorry if I have grammar issues. it's not my strongest thing.

My fictionpress is fallingstars97 also.

I love to sing and dance even though I completely suck at the dancing and I do mean suck. and yes I am in choir.

All my friends say I'm a complete crack up which is true. I make a joke about everything.

And please feel free to suggest story ideas or things you want to happen in my stories.. I promise I'll try to work it in with my ideas. also feel free to private message me for advise or just to talk!

i found this on someones profile...

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

i found this on someones blog... thought it was hilarous

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try and have British accents?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. ( as you can see I appreciate silence)

It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.

this is cute,

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect herWhen she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"

i thought this basicly sums me up...

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

The Girl:

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

sorry... i can't put the pictures of their dresses on my profile... my computers being mean to me.