Because the movies is the perfect place to put the moves on your meister. (SoulxMaka drabble and one-shot dump. Current Drabble: Soul's arm is caught in the dishwasher and Maka was supposed to be home hours ago. If this isn't a sign he wasn't meant to do chores, Soul doesn't know what is.)

After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

All she ever wanted was to follow in her mama's footsteps, and now Maka Albarn owns the children's bookstore her mother built from nothing. All he ever wanted was to decide his own fate, but Soul Evans took the path his parents laid out for him at Evans, Inc. When the two clash in a vicious retail war, will their online friendship and budding romance survive? For Resbang 2017

Childhood friends Soul and Maka do just about everything together. Except sleep together. Probably. Cover image by nori-wings on tumblr!

This is a series of shorts. In the newest short, "Trouble," Maka Albarn has always spelled trouble for Soul Evans and her exploring his laziness with no shave November is no exception. When she pushes him into playing Santa for sick kids, will they both get more than they bargained for? SoMa fluff.

Spartoi is on a mission to get our favorite death scythe to finally make a move on his meister for Valentine's Day. Will they succeed? Cracktastic SoMa fluff with a heaping helping of Black*Star and a side of Spartoi. Now a collection. In the latest, "The Valentine," Maka gets an anonymous Valentine in her locker and decides to find out who sent it. Complete fluff eater.

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

College life is chaotic enough for Maka Albarn without having to stomach an art model with clear self-control issues in Drawing 220. Join Maka in her quest to survive two weeks of embarrassing encounters, ridiculous roommates, and the guy with the perpetually awkward boner. SoMa College AU. Written for Resbang 2015.

AU. It's those small moments you end up remembering for the rest of your life.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

The circus is in town and strange things are afoot, not the least of which is the sudden disappearance of Maka's father and horse. When she finds her stolen horse at the circus, her attempt to steal him back goes wrong and a strange red-eyed pianist catches her in the act. Something's very wrong, her father is still missing, and now she's trapped in a terrifying new world.

Dire Circus drabbles! Silly little bits and pieces from the Dire Circus universe, gathered here from my tumblr all in one place for convenient reading. More to be added as I write them over time. They vary and are a bit random, so if you read something that hasn't happened (i.e. Maka's got a memory) take it with a grain of salt, as far as chronological setting.

Wesley Evans stared at the television, enthralled. The television was currently covering the Battle of the Moon. It was interesting, Wes noted, but only mildly interesting. Or at least he thought so until it was his brother's face was on the screen.

Soul wasn't expecting anything special on his birthday, but he would have at least liked not to spend it with Stein and a bunch of witches. Maka, as usual, has a fix for that. Contains minor spoilers for the end of the manga, grumpy and/or sentimental Soul, and an incredibly stupid title. Now with bonus second chapter for Maka's birthday!

Because friendship, partnership, and love are rarely smooth, but always worth it. This is a collection of stories for SoMa week 2014. In the seventh and final story, "First I Love You (or Of Texting and Underpants)," nothing says "I Love You" like a drunk serenade.

Soma Week 2014. A series of encounters between a certain Officer Evans and pre-law student Maka Albarn. Who also just so happens to the daughter of Captain Albarn...his boss.

He's a ceramicist and she's a painter, it's a little bit like a forbidden art school romance but mostly it's just a mutual frustration with kilns, clay, paint, freshman, and finals.

In which Soul and Maka are lawyers on opposite sides of a divorce case, and a friendly wager is made.

Tattoo AU. She watches as he runs his mechanical pen over her friend's skin, as he carves art into her back like an artist does on paper. But she has never come any further than the waiting room until now and he wonders what has changed.

Teacher AU for Resbang! "You must be the teacher Gil has a crush on. Kid has some good taste." Second grade teacher Maka Albarn reunites with her high school headache and realizes that perhaps they had just been misreading each other all along. The second grade has never been quite so eventful.

"I'm already used to seeing Haru suddenly showed up on my window but not for others. So, you should stop doing this. Ne, Haru ?" She gently poked his forehead, just so she could see his eyes. To her surprise, Haru was blushing. A HaruxShizuku fanfic. OOC-ness in certain characters. Enjoy.

As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka

A little extra epilogue for A Soul Eater in a Pine Tree. Lemony. Probably won't make sense if you haven't read the aforementioned. SoulMaka, SoulLife

Xmas fic. AU. Maka 'Grinch' Albarn receives a tree as an early Christmas gift, and everything takes a turn for the weird. Rated for suggestive content. SoMa, TsuStar, SteinScience, and others. Updates every week.

OFFICE AU. Soul bought her this stapler. He said it reminded him of her, that prick.

AU. "Can we not like each other together?" / / In which Soul is an over-protective prick and Maka works as a skate girl at a fast-food restaurant.

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

Tamaki indulges in a little reflection as he watches the one sleeping soundly beside him. 1st person POV, and my first venture into the Ouran fic world. Reviews are appreciated!

Haruhi gets her period at four-thirty in the morning while at Tamaki's house and sends him out to get some 'feminine products'. Tamaki, in a panic, calls the others for help. Their mission? Buy Haruhi the Correct Feminine Products. TamaHaru Post-manga

Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!

AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. Another one-shot follow-up to "Seasons". "...There's a girl in your room."

AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. One-shot follow-up to "Seasons". Inoichi eyed his friends gravely. "I think he's on drugs..."

AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. Spring flowers, summer sun, fall rain, winter snow—there's something special about every season... MinaKushi. Read and review please!

Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.