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Joined 07-30-03, id: 428739, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 13 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Dragon Age.

" The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe."

-David Hale

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I'm on Twitter too! @raphaels_sais

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My last update was three years ago! Can you believe that crap?

I have to give a huge thank you for all of you who have found and read my TMNT fics! I know they have to buried in all of the newer fics that have been added since the new series started, so a big round of applause to each and every one of you! Sadly, I have parted ways with my green heroes. I will never stop loving my Turtles, not at all. They have been, and always will be, a huge part of my life (I still buy the toys, for crying out loud!) but due to the direction of the new series (why is EVERYONE on that show turning into mutants?? Looking at you, Karai!)and the younger members of the fandom flinging the Apritello ship around like a pair of dirty underwear( I'm sorry, just..noooooo), I haven't been able to enjoy the guys at all. My stories are dated, to say the least, and I'm never going to let go of the 2003 series, which in my mind, was the BEST TMNT series ever made! I may one day return to them, but not anytime soon. So, if you happen to come across my fics and you are reading this, please enjoy the stories I created, when I was just dipping my toe into the pool that is fan fiction writing. These are my babies, but they have grown up, and now have lives of their own.

So why am I still here? I have a new love. One that has given me back my muse...

Dragon Age

I have already begun not just one, but two fics about the new love of my life and I'm looking to have my first story up soon. Hopefully I can find a new audience and some new friends to fangirl with (that includes the boys too! Boys fangirl just as hard as we do, ladies) And to all of my old followers, I would like you to stay on this journey with me. It may not be TMNT, but I'll try to make it entertaining!

I have really missed this place.

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Can't Let You Go by audjenn98 reviews
Graphic Violence - NSFW - Modern Day AU with Dragon Age characters. Romance, Angst, Hurt, Drama, pretty much the whole gamut here. Focused on the relationships between family, friends and lovers.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,893 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hawke, Anders
Healing Habits by GatesThistle
Hawke and Anders were stupid teenagers who dabbled in the dark arts and now they deal with the consequences. Fenris is supposedly a messenger from God. (Very very loosely based off Constantine/Hellblazer. VERY loosely. AKA I got inspired while watching Constantine but there is no real plot.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
Pestilence, Swords and Pride by Carchs reviews
Seven years have passed since the Hero of Ferelden slayed Urthemiel. King Alistair is decided to go on - what his companions consider - a mad quest, but there is still someone who he needs to recruit. Someone whose heart he broke a long time ago... Based on DA Comics around Alistair's quest, slightly AU but following the main storyline.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] Isabela, Varric T.
The Morning After by ginzaban reviews
Story following "Never a dull Moment" Fenris wakes up in Hawke's mansion sleeping next to someone...who isn't Hawke? Anders and Fenris work together to find the sarcastic asshole in the giant city of Kirkwall. Upset and raging, what will they do to their lover when they find him? (HawkexFenris & HawkexFenrisxAnders & FenrisxAnders)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Anders, Hawke, Fenris - Complete
Never A Dull Moment by ginzaban reviews
Isabela is bored in the hanged man and has recently acquired a Qunari drug. What will happen when she watches Hawke(male), Varric, Fenris and Anders walk in for a pint? (HawkexFenrisxAnders implied)
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Anders, Hawke, Fenris - Complete
Penmanship by Tseecka
Modern AU: Hawke sneaks into one of Anders' law lectures and proceeds to do his best to quietly disrupt class, armed with nothing but a pen and his wit. Anders isn't amused.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
The Perfect Son by Ramica reviews
Leo gets amnesia.When his brothers find him he doesn't seem interested in fighting any more. A rewrite of my original story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,448 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Leonardo, Raphael
Choosing Destiny by Sewer Slider reviews
Complete! AU. First in the Destiny Trilogy. What if Splinter hadn't brought up the Turtles? Joint second for Best Villain and third for Best Drama in the 2005 Fanfic awards!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,854 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Cutting Edge by Mickis reviews
Raphael confronts a broken Leonardo, who, after their master's death has been carrying a dark secret that's eating him alive: an untold story Splinter shared on his deathbed. Probably the most tragic fic I've ever written.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
I Wish I Weren't by Mickis reviews
Deep inside, each turtle holds a wish none of them dares to speak. A part of themselves they would much rather be without. Major character study!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Heavenly Prophecy by FairDrea reviews
Complete! The rise of a forgotten Empire, the arrival of a powerful Prophecy, the sting of betrayl and the burn of desire. Through such turmoil can one still find a love worth living for?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,873 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Complete
Yosutebito Daughter by Reinbeauchaser reviews
Sixth in a Series and inspired by Wendy Peabody's stories. When an old ally falls ill, Don takes over the care of his friend’s adopted daughter, Gabriella; a rather unique young woman the man nurtured in secret for 25 years. TMNT/OC centric
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 326,328 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
The Ninja Turtle Hunter by Kali Gargoyle reviews
What happens when Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, goes in search of the elusive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I'm not quite sure, but it gave me a good laugh!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2002
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Starry Night
A rare, quiet night in Kirkwall gives Fenris a chance to reflect. A short Fenders story. A thank you to my followers on Tumblr.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
One Night at The Hanged Man reviews
The companions gather at The Hanged Man to help Varric write his new book, using Anders and Fenris's not-so-secret relationship as fodder. Aveline is not amused. Short and sweet Fenders fic.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Isabela, Hawke, Varric T., Aveline V. - Complete
Writings Of the Heart reviews
COMPLETE!A young romance novelist finds a couple of strange creatures near her home and takes them in, unaware that she would soon be involved in a love triangle that could be right out of a work of her own fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,145 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
The Red Diamond reviews
Donatello is the star in this old fasioned detective story, in which a washed up cop becomes hell bent on finding the reasoning behind the death of his partner. Rated M for strong language and minor violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Under The Skin reviews
The Turtles wake up one morning and find they have become human. The guys work quickly to piece together the strange events of their disappearance, but soon find they are slowly forgetting who they are.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,898 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Tiny Winged Enemy reviews
While working on his computer late at night, Donatello encounters one of the most annoying creatures around: a common housefly that refuses to die. Based on a true event. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
The Way of Family: Part Three in the Family Saga reviews
Chapter Two: Michelangelo's marital problems are revealed after confiding in Leonardo, who in turn is dealing with his unruly middle child. Rating bumped up to M for strong language and mild adult situations in later chapters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
The Way of Life: Part Two of the Family Saga reviews
Five years after the war, the Turtles are adapting to their new lives above the sewers. After some unexpected events and turbulent romances, the Turtles finally find the happiness they've been looking for.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,956 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
The Retreat reviews
Splinter sends the Turtles into the Northern woods of New York State for their annual spiritual retreat and, as always, things don't go as well as they had planned.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
A Merry Mutant Christmas reviews
The Mirage Mutants get together to sing a special Christmas song for Peter Laird, but things don't go the way Leo planned them too. Featuring the Mighty Mutanimals, with Bebop and Rocksteady.Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Complete
The Way of War: Part One of the Family Saga reviews
The Turtles join in an epic battle for Earth against an old enemy, while Leonardo discovers the trials of love and loss.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete
Halloween Tricks reviews
It's Halloween, and the guys are going out. But, why does Mike's costume seem a little too real? Guest starring Samantha from the Family Saga.Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
A Lesson in Astrology reviews
Crossing the Zodiac with the Turtles?Off the wall? Yes. Insane? I've been called worse things. Just give it a read, you might like it. Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
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