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Joined 08-01-03, id: 429858, Profile Updated: 10-04-13
Author has written 31 stories for Legend of Zelda, Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, Noir, Doctor Who, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Prince of Persia, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sherlock Holmes, Rocky Horror, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Portal, Thor, Mass Effect, and Tales of the Abyss.

Hi there.

I specialise in one-shots and small fluffy things. I use British English.

"The Tips Of Her Wings" is still under construction now I've finally finished the games.

My fandoms vary greatly and are generally of short duration.

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Ghost, Ghost, I Know You Live Within Me by theherocomplex reviews
For Shepard, death is just another technicality (AU, Shakarian). No longer updated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 233,862 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Miranda L.
Never Too Late (To Forgive) by YourLovelyMajesty reviews
Written from a prompt by Save Thane: Thane tells Kolyat for the first time that he's now in a relationship with Shepard. Takes place immediately after Sins of the Father (ME2).
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Kolyat K., Thane K., J. Garson, A. Bailey - Complete
The Air Near My Fingers by theherocomplex reviews
A hand study.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Mordin S. - Complete
Abstemious by vermouthhh reviews
An unlikely pair to say the least: the assassin and the experiment. Thane gives Jack some lessons in control. Jack gives Thane some lessons in patience. And neither of them expect lessons of the heart to join the equation.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thane K., Jack
Whispers to the Tide by vermouthhh reviews
Shepard struggles to enjoy a fleeting, private moment with Thane. Shrios one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - J. Garson, Thane K.
She Said What? by Sleeveen reviews
A fill for the kinkmeme I found lying around. Here's the prompt: "Anon is displeased with the lack of girl talk, and proposes fixing it with a little competition between friends. Liara and Shepard end up talking about their favorite drell and what they're like in the bedroom. Comparisons and competition ensue, with Thane and Feron listening in." Done for the fill-a-thon.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Thane K., J. Garson - Complete
One Missed Call by Defii reviews
When Kaidan sent his apology to Shepard about Horizon, he didn't know what to expect. He certainly had not expected a vid-call sent moments before Shepard vanished through the Omega-4 relay. ME2/Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Welcoming Party by Moontyger reviews
"This is hardly necessary, Your Majesty."
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Jade, Peony - Complete
Straight Faced by RaiLei reviews
oneshot. Tired of Jade's attitude and smirk, Luke tries to break that facade, only to have it backfire.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Jade - Complete
Who I Am by MoonlightTyger reviews
After an argument with his father, Luke finds advice from another source.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Jade, Luke - Complete
Moments by Ashvolt reviews
It is often the short, silly, and most unremarkable moments in life that we remember. A series of moments between Jade and Guy.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Guy, Jade - Complete
Being a Big Brother by Azumizai reviews
DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,480 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Lost to the Sea by Taimat reviews
When Jack is marooned on that island, he finds that someone is already living there. He steals her away on The Dauntless, but why was she there in the first place? And what is she so afraid of? I don't think anyone's done this before. Trust me.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,358 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004
Ephemera by acegallifreya reviews
Overgrown drabble. The Doctor muses on his usual choice of companions. Quote at beginning from Pyramids of Mars if anyone cares. Not really Doctorspecific though written with the 4th and 9th in mind moreso than the others. Pick your favorite, if you li
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Woolly Jumpers, Choices and Lemonade by LJC reviews
Set between End of the World and The Unquiet Dead. Just a brief stopover.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Come With Me by misaditas reviews
9th Doctor. It's RoseEnd Of The World and the result of too little sleep. Please R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Looking Inside by ponygirl72 reviews
9th Doctor, Rose. Like his timeship, the Doctor has hidden depths...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2005
Wish I Might by misaditas reviews
Contemplation under a night sky. (9th DoctorRose)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005
And I Feel Fine by Doyle-sb4 reviews
After the end of the world, there's chips. [Ninth Doctor & Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Shyaway reviews
Twelve festive piratey drabbles inspired by the carol. [Note: not a songfic.] Happy New Year!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
The Matrix: Legacy by Dark Puck reviews
UNDERGOING EDITING! A post-Revolutions story about a girl lost in her missing sister's shadow, as well as the new role the Exiles play in the newest Cycle. Abel-OC pairing, chapter 34 reposted.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,047 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003
In Remembrance by Shyaway reviews
Having been reunited with his ship, Jack pays tribute to an old friend. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Clear Conscience by Shyaway reviews
A 'deleted scene' from CotBP. What was the catalyst for Will's decision to rescue Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Him by Matrix Refugee reviews
Post-"Revolutions": Wandering through the rebooted Matrix, the Merovingian encounters Sati, the last Exile, who changes his world despite all he does to resist...IN PROGRESS
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Merovingian, Oracle
The Matrix: Nosferatu by Dark Puck reviews
10 years post-revs, takes place after Legacy. The vampiric Exiles are coming out in full force. A vampire named Tiger is thrown together with a human girl to hunt down and stop these vigilantes before the System decides to destroy the chateau....
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,848 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Matrix: Runaways by Dark Puck reviews
Completed! Takes place towards the end of the fourth Cycle of the Matrix. This is the story of two programs trying to escape the Merovingian's clutches as well as the rebel crew they encounter in the process.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,857 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Complete
Chronicles of the Animatrix: Kid's Story by Miss Myers reviews
Expansion on Kid's story. Written from his POV. Please R&R. Links in with the Animatrix. PG-13 for language.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004
Night Shift on the Socrates by Songbreeze the Omnipresent reviews
Self-awakenings are impossible. Aren't they?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004
Dead by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They are only fragements of their codes left behind. Neo and Smith are dead. But only a little of their code remains. They are ghosts. They watch the world around them. They are dead together....
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Smith, A., Neo
The Search for the Big Pink albeit Cursed Diamond by Hobbit-eyes reviews
It's the day after the end of Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jack has sailed off, and Will and Elizabeth are engaged. But when Elizabeth's childhood rival also gets engaged, he discovers just how demanding she can be... Time for a new adventure!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,471 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 8/28/2003
Shattered Glass by Lli reviews
A wee collection of vignettes about the HDM characters after the end of The Amber Spyglass. New chapter is at the beginning just to make it confusing. Mostly sad, mostly about love and loss, but hey, so where the books! Enjoy m'dears.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
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The Tips Of Her Wings reviews
Nothing spoils a desert vacation quite like a clumsy assassination attempt. Shepard vows to make it up to Thane, after they've hunted these idiots down. But the trail leads to some unexpected and disturbing places, and it's not only their trigger-fingers that will be tested.. [Post-ME2. Mostly fluff and guns, but rated for violence and sex.]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [J. Garson, Thane K.]
Clarity reviews
".. other than the physical pain, he felt oddly at peace with himself." Quick 1-shot scene, aftermath of the horrific 5th case from T&T. [I played this again recently and desperately needed more closure. Major Spoilers for Trials & Tribulations. Does not contain sex.]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Diego A., Miles E.
Asides, Skits and Lost Conversations reviews
A series of self-contained short skits from things that happened to me while I was playing, or from events that are mentioned but never shown... Latest: "Keterburg Hotel: Flame".
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013
The Worst of Monsters reviews
"And no one was angry with her but they should be, they really should be, and Anise found herself wishing someone would shout and scream at her and call her all the names she was calling herself." Anise can't sleep... (SPOILERS; one-shot. Could be an in-game skit.)
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Sleepless reviews
Young Loki can't sleep... Fortunately the sea goddess Rán is on hand with a plan. Mischief ensues. Character exploration; one shot; concrit much appreciated
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
Love As A Construct reviews
Now Aperture is out of the red, Caroline has a genuinely philanthropic idea to pitch: the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund For Girls. Can she bare to slide the sheet into Mr Johnson's paperwork without telling him..?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
LacrimOSa reviews
One-shot inspired by the "Lament" from the OST. Spoilers for Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
You Left Me For Dead reviews
Contains spoilers for Trials and Tribulations. 'One shot' detailing the poisoning of Diego Armando. T for slightly graphic description.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Whirlwind
Lucie and the 8th Doctor storm into yet another person's life, give it a good shake, and run away again. This time, in the late 1880s, Elliot Delamir receives a bundle of letters he never knew were written to him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
DW SF DF reviews
Forgive me, Richard, for I have sinned, I rewrote Science Fiction... With a Doctor Who theme.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
The Lost Conversations reviews
It seems to me that Riff Raff and Dr Scott had met at least once before that fateful night in Frank's mansion... Utterly innocent, character based, may be added to in future.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007
Bohemian Rhapsody reviews
A quirky little Sherlockian something I thought of in the bath. Don't jump to conclusions now. Oneshot, 21 words too long to be a drabble.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Runner reviews
A drabble on postunplugged rebirth.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Inventing Room reviews
Just don't... touch anything. A series of oneshots exploring pre 05film Wonka's inventions. Latest invention: Candy Catapult
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
La Sueño de Pistolero reviews
A very slight crossover, but not enough to warrent an entry into that section. I borrowed a location from Enter the Matrix, is all. Anyway, as he collapses, Sands has a very strange dream...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005
Chocolate Tear reviews
And to think Charlie believed it was simply luck that got him his ticket... Oneshot. Those of you wise enough to catch the pun, please enter, please do.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Testing reviews
How do you feel about little raspberry kites?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Khakulukia reviews
The Prince muses. Look, Hannah, I wrote one!
Prince of Persia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
The Dream of a King
A spinoff to Eyes of the Oracle. The Merovingian calls Tiresias in for some late night questioning. One shot. Backstory included, for those who've wisely stayed away from EotO.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Merovingian - Complete
The Harper of Ellin reviews
9th Doctor. ‘Nothing hit us; the entire universe vibrated.’ An immense quantum vibration makes the entire universe, including the TARDIS, go 'Twang'. Not good. The Harper of Ellin is attempting to play the cosmos, and must be stopped, whatever the cost.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
Underneath the Stars reviews
8th Doctor. 'We are stardust, and everywhere is home.' On a whim, the Doctor takes Anji stargazing. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
The Trick is to Keep Breathing reviews
Always the one who has to track her down... Another exploration piece, this time the 9th Doctor and the TARDIS: what she thinks of all this companion business.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2005
Little Green Man reviews
Sarah Jane walks in on the (4th) Doctor having a Jellybaby-induced muse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2005
Salva Nos reviews
Grant us peace, and save us from the enemies... Kirika's escape from Balsan's chamber just before episode 7. One-shot.
Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Stowaway reviews
A boy stows away to escape the misery of his home life, only to find he has made a terrible, terrible mistake... (Oneshot, not a feel-good story.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
The Eyes of the Oracle reviews
By chance, the Exiled Falcon's first mission for his new employer is to get to the Second Oracle before the rebels do. However, nobody mentioned what it might cost him... (R for lang. and viol.)
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
In My Own Little World reviews
My collection of ficlets sparked off by the wonderful world of the Matrix. For safety, don't read unless you've seen all the films including Animatrix.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004
Haul Away, Boys, Haul Away reviews
When her fiancee is press-ganged and forced into becoming a pirate, what can Mariel do except give chase? Summary and title liable to change.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2004
Daniel reviews
When the Black Pearl attacked Port Royal, who was that little boy standing and screaming? Short, thoughtful piece with no mention of Mr. Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/16/2004
Wisdom of the Young reviews
Part two of the Trilogy. Nayru's daughter pulls a strange child from the Lake. A little girl with a slash across her eyes sells bracelts in the market... Two generations down the line, will the wisdom of the children be enough to make the right choice?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003
Courage of a Princess reviews
Part one of my Trilogy; formerly known as Game of the Goddesses. Farore's plan to liven up existance relies entirely on the courage of two: the young princess and the illigitamate son of the King of Evil... (Zelink. Finished; reviews appreciated.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003