Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello everyone!! I love to write about PJO, and i am excited about my file! I am passionate about the series, so if anyone wants to rant about the books (*cough, cough Mark of Athena cough, cough*) i am here! Favorite Quotes: "When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the whole world wonders how you did it." "Everyone has an opinion... yours is just wrong." "If Monday had a face...I would punch it." "You know your in love when reality is finally better than your dreams." "I was normal until i met a bunch of losers. These days, i call those losers my Best Friends." "When you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they're yours. If they don't, it was never meant to be." "If i had to choose between loving you and breathing, i would use my last breath to say"I Love you." "God made us best friends because he knew my mom couldn't handle us as sisters." "See that girl over there? She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your FACE!" "Friends ask what's wrong, best friends already have the shovel to bury the loser that made you cry." "Friends know all of your crazy adventures, best friends have lived them with you. See the difference?" Copy and Paste: If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. My father is Poseidon! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if he's yours to! Percy: No don't! I can barely stand this sister! Me: Hehe, don't listen to him folks! *shoves him back into the closet* Percy: HELP! Me: I am a ninja Friend: No you're not. Me: Did you see that? Friend: See what? Me: Exactly. Friend: You're a dork. Me: ...I know. Story of my life. Any Slut Any whore Any Prostitue... Copy and Paste onto your profile if you love raywilliamjohnson! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101,Aguilita Cruz,EmilyJackson-Hero Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you like me? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you want me? Percy: No Annabeth:Would you cry if I left? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you live for me? Percy: No Annabeth:Would you do anything for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Choose--me or your life Percy: My life Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Now, tell me that isn't just the sweetest thing! I got this from Aguilia Cruz's profile, so don't think i made it up. But isn't it? Percabeth is the answer to everything! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Ruby Pen, EmilyJackson-Hero If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" 79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny. I got this from the internet. Not mine!) 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 40. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 42. Shave. 43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 45. One word: Flatulence! 46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 47. Do Tai Chi exercises. 48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!" 49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 55. Leave a box between the doors. 56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 57. Start a sing-along. 58. Play the harmonica. 59. Lean against the button panel. 60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 61. Bring a chair along. 62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 63. Blow spit bubbles. 64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" 71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. 75. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!" 77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away |
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