karmadella1234
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, 100, Bleach, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Just so you know my name is Tammy you can call my that or Karmadella, Karma, Della, or 1234 your choice:):) have fun on my page its mainly thing i 'borrowed' from other pages Hey This a Poll I made please Take it. I'm not like a creeper I just want to know how old most computer surfers are. And how much most people are usually on. It's just my own curiosity and too see if I fit the Norms. This is The Link http:///7649732 [{h t t p: / / p o l l . p o l l c o d e . c o m 7 6 4 9 7 3}Take out Spaces] The My Mental Age TestYour mental age is 58 its was a quiz if you want to take it its at What is my Patronus: Phoenix patronus's are very rare. You must be very powerful. You are a true and loyal friend until the end. No one would ever dare disrespect you, or try and push your freinds around. You are the kind person touched by God or the gods (Whichever religion you prefer) try yours here: http:///quizzes/16800521/what-is-my-patronus http:///Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House-Results.html?12&3&8&16 Your in-depth results are: Slytherin - 16 see what the sorting says about you! you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. "It's not my fault I fell for you, you tripped me!" "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" "My friend was just going to come over and ask you, but I'm saving him the trouble by saying simply, do you think I'm hot?" "Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes." "Okay, so, here I am, do you still want those two other wishes?" Police are looking for lovely, talented, outspoken, young, beautiful, funny, smart person. Your ugly self is safe, but where should I hide?" "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others cause it whenever they go." "If you were my husband, I would flavor your coffee with poison"--"If you were my wife ma'am, I would be greatful to drink it." "Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they make you smile when you see them fall down the stairs." "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguards." "I realize no one could pick they're genes, so that is why I take special time out in the morning to make myself look good in them." "Sure, God created man before woman. Of course, this is logical though, because he was just on his first draft before creating the masterpiece." "If there's a book that you really want to read that no body's written, then write the book yourself." "The wastebasket is a writer's best friend." "I love writing. I love the swirl and tangle of words as they display human emotion." "A dress in whose zipper is in the back was created by a married man. A dress whose zipper is on the side was created by the single woman." "I base most of my fashion sense on what does and doesn't itch." "I don't understand how all of my nice clothes disapear into my closet of ugly clothes." "If you haven't got anything nice to say to anybody, come sit with me." "Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you." "Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell." "When you hate someone, everything they do is offensive-look at that girl, eating those 10 crackers like she owns the place" "That awkward moment when you just nod and smile after you've asked your friend what 3 times and still don't understand." "Today, I realized the word 'bed' actually looks like a 'bed'." "I hate it when ugly people say the need to catch their beauty sleep...Girl they need to hibernate." "I heard you like bad boys-yeah-Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parent's permission...I didn't ask my parents." "Awkwardly standing there when your friend is talking to someone you don't know." "The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you're stupid." "You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is." "I miss those days when I could just throw someone in the pool without having to worry if their phone was in their pocket." "OH WOW! Really? You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What are you gonna do tough guy-CAPS LOCK me to death?" "PLEASE-do not use reflection in the glass to check yourself out." "Afraid to die alone? Become a bus driver." "That awkward amount of time your sitting there while poeple are singing happy birthday and you don't know what to do." "Go to a party? Pretend to text!" "People from school-Y U add me on facebook but no talk to me in scohol?" "What did the two oceans say to each other? Nothing, they just waved *ba dumb tss!*" "I don't want to sound to RISK-KAY or anything, but...I eject my USB without removing it safetly." "Don't you type at me in THAT tone of voice!" "I was just trapped on an escalator for hours!!Power went out-y didn't u just walk down the escalator then lol xx-coz it stopped workin-an escalator is just movin steps lol xx-oh yeah so it is lol-lol did u mean elavator?xx-no an escalator." "Why don't they make a key that's control alt delete all together, I mean my hands can't take the insanity anymore!" "I'd rather cuddle then kiss...if you're good with grammar you'll get it." "When I get sad, I start being awesome instead...true story bro." "Why are our days numbered and not-say...lettered? Nevermind, I don't even know where I was going with this one." "Sure, I'll admit it-the computer beats me at checkers-but I'm the one who beats IT at kickboxing...take THAT!" "Ever got yelled at for sleeping on the job? Just raise your head and holler In the name of Jesus AMEN!" "The only real diet-If it tastes good spit it out." Is it just me, or do you think of genius ideas in the shower, then when you get out-POOOF they’re gone? Is it just me, or is there no in between on a shower nozzle? You’re either taking a plunge in Antarctica or chillin in hell. Is it just me, or do banks really confuse you? Why do they lock their pens do the desks? If we’re trusting them with our money, why can’t they trust us with their pens? Is it just me, or the second you go into your room and do your homework, and turn on the music, it turns into a crazy dance party? Is it just me, or do you get paranoid that there’s cameras in your house? Is it just me, or do you pick out specific love songs that apply to your life and sing them to your ‘crowd’ in your room? Is it just me, or do you sometimes stop thinking what you’re thinking in your head, because your paranoid that someone can read your mind? Is it just me, or do you hate it when people don’t know the difference between a juice box, a juice pouch and a juice pack? There is a difference people! Is it just me, or do you love getting five page texts, but hate sending them?? My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. You'll always be my friend. You know too much. The voices in my head are fighting again. I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here. The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. I’m not as random as you think I SALAD! Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude! Don't look at me in that tone of voice! My voices tell me that your voices are dorks. Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness... If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand. I’m not tense, I’m horribly, horribly aware. Even if it is now the year 2013, it still applies! You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot." Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A FRIEND WILL BACK UP A LIE! A BEST FRIEND WILL SWEAR TO IT IN COURT A FRIEND WILL TRY TO STOP YOU FROM FIGHTING A STRANGER FOR LOOKING AT YOU WRONG A BEST FRIEND WILL BE UP IN THE STRANGERS FACE BEFORE YOU CAN GET UP A FRIEND WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOGER HANIGING OUT OF YOUR NOSE A BEST FRIEND WILL LAUGH AND POINT AT YOU TILL YOU GET SO PISSED YOU HIT THEM. a good friend will cheer you up when people piss you off; a best friend will help bury the bodies of the people who pissed you off. a good friend helps you up if you trip, but a best friend just stands there laughing beause they tripped you A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out & she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down! Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty! Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you... She's my best friend break her heart and I'll break your face Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!" I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS Love your enemies it pisses them off! U-Utterly different N-Not normal I-Independent Q-Questions words 'Alike' and 'Same' U-Understands people different E-Extemely good hearted, even though some of us needs ours to be mended Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile. Fanfiction Dictionary for Newbies AU - alternate universe. This basically means that it can't relate to the canon verse in anyway .eg highschool fics and vampire fics about stories that aren't already about highschool or vamptires etc (ie not Twilight :P) If this helped you and you want to help out the innocent newcomers to fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile and add the name to this list: storm-of-insanity, Gamma Cavy, karmadella1234 “I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.”—Avatar The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, "Hello, law abiding citizens," his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, "Marginally law abiding citizens," and then his eyes fell on Kisame, "… citizen." "You gave the headmaster of Hogwarts socks for Christmas?" Snape looked at Harry as though he had lost his senses. "What can I say Moony? Like a fine wine, I've matured with age." A smile crossed the lips of the dog animagus. "And another aspect I share with a fine wine; I enjoy being drunk." It's not like the world will end tomorrow if we don't figure it all out today." Severus glanced at him with incredulity and pity at once. "How can I state it delicately, Lucius? It will be a cold day in hell before I submit to you." If a basilisk, a bee, a dragon, two dementors, and a psychotic ministry hag couldn't off Potter, the Dark Lord didn't stand a chance. "He would, of course, be infuriatingly inquisitive as to where you find these things." You have to find someone else to lean on, or you're going to drive yourself mad. You don't have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders all the time, you know. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. 'If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into you.' 'The world that you want never to end will return will always return to chaos.' 'Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.'(Not mine sorry) 'Once things change they are never the same.' 'Every light has its darkness.' 'Chaos can never truly be at peace. ' 'The Yin-Yang descends from Twilight. ' 'Twilight descends from Chaos.' 'Light can't escape Darkness. ' 'Look into a mirror and a soul stares back.' 'A Demon without pride is just a human. 'An Angel without love is a weak human.' 'Fire and Lighting are easy to see.' 'Wind and Water are hard to read.' 'What does it truly mean to be a higher being? 'An Angel that has lost love is a bird without wings. 'A maelstrom is the eye of a storm.' 'A maelstrom in the sky is a hurricane that can fly' Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head? Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes. If you've ever threatened a computer repost this. Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow! If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor. The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room. Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me. Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling? Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck. Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it. A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again. I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. If you think the CoCo Puffs bird should go to rehab repost this There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. If you've ever tripped on air repost this When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide! The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong. A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack. If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high, repost this Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed. The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. Fun Fact: If Twilight disappeared of the face of the earth, 97% of teen girls would scream "NOOOO!" I'm part of the 3% who would run through the streets screaming "Long live Harry Potter!!!!" In a writing work shop, Stephanie Meyer said: "I was sent down to Earth by the God of Writing to teach people how to write." J.K Rowling heard this and said: "I don't remember sending anyone..." Well played, J.K Rowling, well played. QUOTES "If I could control my anger I would destroy you with it." I AM THE GIRL I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict,Sev'slittlesecret, Bulma-San17 Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it" If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Gay marriage: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, EmOkUrUmIA, AtomicShadowKitten, Mas-kun the chibi foxmonkey, DevilChild13, Bulma-San17 FAKE ASS FRIENDS & REAL FRIENDS...WHICH DO YOU HAVE? FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. 9 Things I Hate 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why?? 5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question! 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya? 7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new. 8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you! THIS Is my offical disclaimer for every story I wrote or am going to write on fanfiction!!!!! I do not own any story book etc that has been offically published and/or copyrighted!!!! I own no claim to the stories I write. I only claim the plots that have not been used by the authors!!! This applies for ALL my stories!! I make no profit nor do I plan to, this is simply for enjoyment!! I am born with four pillars, Two of each I do not own. I am life, within it another, An endless death hiding in its shell. I am a trap with sharpened teeth, Grasping everything just to release. I am a whirlwind, a biological fire, Crushing the deadliest merely with a touch. I am a vacuum with an entrance Anything that enters is nothing. I am a watch which is always late, A moss-covered stone in the bottom of a lake. I am a golden medal shined to transparency A symbol of extravagance, a useless weight I am a virus, a plague, an uncontrollable fire Consequence unleashed without a beginning I am a deadly cycle, a road to and from, Grudge beholds the one who exacts. I am the strongest with impenetrable skin, A skin so tender fit for the weakest. I will die with nothing, Twice the time I have earned. Answer:Human Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters are, And 2 only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black blue and grey, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I? I have 2 heads but only 1 body, the more still I stand the faster I run. What am I? Little Johnny buys 10 trees at the local nursery. How does he plant these 10 trees in 5 rows with 4 in each row? A woman had 2 sets of sons who were born on the same day of the same year but they were not twins. How could this be so? Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. Thats why its called the present. :) !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI quotes: "The great cartoonist and director Chuck Jones said words to the effect of “You’ve got a million bad drawings inside your pen before you get to the good ones. You better start getting them out now.” He didn’t mean, throw away your next 999,999 drawings. He meant, draw. And improve. And draw. And improve. And draw." (Neil Gaiman)
"Without the leaps of imagination, you lose the excitement of possibility." (Gloria Steinem) "Demons run when a good man goes to war. "I am not afraid of the darkness, neither the shadows, I am afraid of what might hide in them..." "To write is to live forever." "Don't blame me. Blame the world I was brought up in..." "It's alright baby, I made a mistake this morning too" (Leonard Nimoy) "To see the world in a grain of sand, "Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains, must be the truth." (Sherlock Holmes - Sir A. C. Doyle) "Reading is one of the joys of life that once you begin, you can't stop and you've got so many stories to look forward to..." (Benedict Cumberbatch) "What a very attractive human!" "Nothing stands still. That's important in my movies. People want to believe in something, want to hang on to something to get security and want to trust each other. But things change. Given enough time, nothing stands still." (Ang Lee) "I am not particularly religious. But I think we do face the questions of where God is, why we are created. where does life go, and why we exist. That sort of thing. Call it illusion or call it faith. Whatever you call it we have attachment to the unknown." (Ang Lee) "Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party." (Jimmy Buffett) "There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Life is a journey, not a destination." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "It's fun to do the impossible." (Walt Disney) "It's goodbye but we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies." (Jack Kerouac) "The reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." (Albert Einstein) "Great spirits have often encountered violent oppositions from weaker minds." (Albert Einstein) "There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable." (Mark Twain) "A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. (Mark Twain) "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."(Mark Twain) "Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?" (Steve Polyak) "The road of life twists and turns, snd no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the yourney not the destination.” (Don Williams Jr.) "If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it." "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world. The pessimist fears this is true." "Of course I'm out of my mind - It's dark and scary in there!" "Oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?" "My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." "When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing." "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." "A nuclear war can ruin your whole day." "In theory, everything works." "Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?" "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!" "Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh." "I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing." "The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not." "If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation." "I will temporarily rule the world, forever." "Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted." "Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying." "You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal." "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." "The problem with reality is a lack of background music." "I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back." "When I get up in the morning, I lay in bed until around lunch time... Longer if I wake up at lunch time." SnakeyLobve And finally some interesting thing I recommend you to read: What Destiel means to me: My Pledge Believe in me Have faith in me Follow me Trust in me Accept me (By DiTab1) o.O.o In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, In Remembrance to Dobby, In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, In Remembrance to Hedwig, Promise to Remember I promise to remember Harry, I promise to remember Ron, I promise to remember Hermione, I promise to remember James and Lily, I promise to remember Dumbledore, I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good", I promise to remember Moony, I promise to remember Snape, I promise to remember Narcissa, I promise to remember Dora Tonks, I promise to remember Hedwig, I promise to remember Percy, I promise to be careful, I promise to remember Hagrid, I promise to remember Neville, I promise to remember the Marauders, Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. o.O.o What do the Harry Potter adults think of you? (http:///quizzes/2991097/what-do-the-harry-potter-adults-think-of-you) Albus Dumbledore thinks you are a very valuable member of the Order of the Phoenix. o.O.o You laugh I laugh, you cry I cry, you jump off a bridge I get a paddle boat and save your dumb ass after I've rolled around the floor laughing and pointing at you for being so stupid. o.O.o FUN TIME 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. Repost this if you laughed... o.O.o I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you want, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from ), Slythindorclaw Hybrid, Lizzy0305 o.O.o Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back (In memory of the Columbian students that were lost and I'd like to add all the other students and teachers who lost their life when someone in the school thought that playing with a gun or a knife is fun...) Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye". o.O.o This is the saddest thing I've ever read... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. o.O.o And this made my cry. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Please, do not drink alcohol if you drive and do not drive if you drank alcohol. o.O.o If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. And finally: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. If you think homophobia is wrong copy this into your profile REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason! Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole Evil is live spelled backwards God must love stupid people, he made so many of them When all else fails, read the instuctions "Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull" What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either Curiosity kills more mice than cats Save the whales. Collect the whole set On the other hand, you have different fingers Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand OK...so what's the speed of dark? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapeno's Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. . . . A decent pen: $2.99 I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this). Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!! Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%? Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to... My dog thinks I'm crazy. I'll be back when I'm done arguing with him Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death Work for god………the retirement benefits are great The world needs messy people; otherwise the neat people would take over Remember my face; I might need an alibi later Dear Dorothy, I took an IQ test……….the results were negative 333…… I’m only half evil The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot Few women admit their age, few men act it Chocolate: Catnip for the feminine world Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them I'm not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert... A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." [1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 [2] The answer is LOOK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15 [4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13 [5] First LOOK AT 2 (6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12 [7] I’m bored. [8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient LOOK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7 [11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6 [12] Sorry LOOK AT 8 [13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3 [15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9 Tee he heee! If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's an oncoming train. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free. I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am. The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs? Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible! I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder... I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied. I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. If all the world's a stage... where the heck is the audience sitting?? Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you. I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line. In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China. I am never serious. Seriously. A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now? I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running. Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on DVD now. I’m always right… except when I’m wrong. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. Excuse me, but do these stairs go up? Traffic is moving at a standstill. I have multiple personalities, and so do I. I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait. I always lie. Trust me. To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping. If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry. If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?” Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid? HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR. Why can’t I get any soup with this fork? Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement. It was up-lift-ing. The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it. We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather. A day without sunshine is, like night. People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe. Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier. "What color was Napoleon’s white horse?" "Uh, I dunno… Black?" As a girl was looking at a poodle, she said “Whoa! it’s a sheep!” You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. Fake friends never ask for food, true friends are the reason why you have no food. It's okay to talk to yourself. It's okay to ask yourself questions. It's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?" Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to spead a rumor that there's a new 4th forrbidden spell called Rickroll. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) I am not allowed to use a spell if the thought of it makes me giggle for more than 5 seconds. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) I will not feed first years to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will not refer to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM!" every time I use magic. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) I will not say that "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was hardcore." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) I will not turn Snape into Troll Face. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood more LSD. 40) I will not trick a school House Elf to strip of its clothing and to make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I will not say I weigh the same as a duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) I will not tell first years that Gryffindor Courage comes in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) I will not tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) I will not say that "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. ...But yes, I will anyway. 51) I will not tell the Transfiguration students that Alchemists are much, much better than them because they can make Humunculi. 52) I will not tell Harry Potter that he just 'pulled an Elric' when he gets grumpy. 53) I will not tell Mad Eye Moody to just give up and get automail already so it'll be harder to have an impostor. 54) I will not introduce Yachiru to Honeydukes and then set her loose in the castle. 55) I will not tell Ichigo that the Triwizard Tournament judges stuck Rukia in the lake by mistake. 56) I will not introduce Keigo to the Weasley twins. 57) I will not tell Dumbledore that Voldemort is hiding in Seretei and that an evil mass-murderer named Aizen is hiding in the broom cupboard. 58) I will not introduce Alphonse to Crookshanks. 59) I will lock Edward Elric in the dungeons with Malfoy. 60) I will not tell Voldemort that Truth is much better than he is. 61) I will not tell Harry Potter he is a wimp compared to Edward Elric because his puny little scar is nothing next to automail. 62) I will not lock Edward Elric in a room with Madam Pomfrey. 63) I will not introduce Armstrong to Snape. 64) I will not tell McGonnagal to f*ck off because chimeras are much cooler than she is. 65) I will not bewitch my cloak to stalk Harry and then tell him Voldemort is following him. 66) I will not get Rangiku to teach the first years muggle studies. 67) I will not put Soi fon in the role of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. 68) I will not attempt a massive transmutation circle that changes Hogwarts into the shape of a pointy hat and tell everyone it was Voldemort when it fails. 69) I will not combine Malfoy with a ferret in a transmutation. 70) I am not allowed to give a copy of the sixth book to Snape and yell "PWND! 71) I am not allowed to show Colin Creevy the scene where Harry dies in the movie. 72) It is not okay to introduce Hagrid to a hollow and tell him it's a naturally occurring animal. 73) It is not okay to shove my Chemistry book under Hermione Granger's nose and tell her I'm smarter than she is. 74) I am not allowed to throw my CHemistry book at Snape's head and tell him to solve my double-replacement reactions without magic. 75) I am not allowed to tell Professor Sprout that Mandrakes are poisonous. 76) I'm not allowed to tell Neville that Harry died and it's his fault because he didn't stop him from going to the Forbidden Forest. 77) It is not okay to kidnap Rukia and tell her it was Voldemort. 78) I am not allowed to call Voldemort "snakey-poo" and tell him it was Lucius Malfoy's idea. 79) I am not allowed to get Voldemort to kill the rabbits just as Rukia comes in. 80) I will not bring a pig and bewitch it with warts and tell everyone that the pig is the school mascot. 81) I am not allowed to show this list to the Weasley twins. 82) If the thought of anything amuses me for five minutes, it's guaranteed that I'm not allowed to write it because it's most likely illegal. 83) I am not allowed to show Collin Yaoi. 84) I am not allowed to tell the humunculi that Hogwarts has a philosopher's stone. 85) I won't prevent Gluttony from eating for a month and then set him loose on the school. 86) I am not allowed to introduce Voldemort to Aizen. 87) I am not allowed to use dankai and pass it off as a silent protego. 88) I will not use kido and then taunt Hermione Granger because I know something she doesn't. 89) I will not introduce Rukia to Crookshanks. 90) I will not introduce Mayuri Kurotsuchi to Voldemort. 91) I am not allowed to dress up as a soul reaper and tell Voldemort that I'm immortal. 92) I will not tell Snape to grow up and stop being a three year old because he's jealous of Harry. 93) I will not introduce Snape to Youruichi after giving him a love potion. 94) I am not allowed to introduce Kisuke to Snape. 95) I am not allowed to introduce Mayuri to Umbridge. (Even though I will.) 96) I am not allowed to shut Mustang in a room with Snape and see who comes out alive. 97) I am not allowed to shut Mustang, Snape, and Edward Elric in a room together and come out allowed. 98) I am not allowed to put an alchemist in a room with McGonnagal and see whose brains explode first. 99) I am not allowed to put Edward into the tower with Trelawney and turn off alchemy. 100) I am not allowed to introduce any HP character to any Elric, Mustang, CUrtis, Hoenheim, Rockbell, FUrey, Havoc, Hawkeye, Armstrong, Breda, oh screw it, I'm not allowed to introduce any HP character to ANY FMA character at risk (or gunpoint) of an explosion and apocalypse. 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!! If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!" 98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category! 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch! Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do all four... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, RoxyStar05.,karmadella1234, Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet! There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had! Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it! I have multiple personalities and none of them like you. I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it. Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. • -Kissing is healthy. • -Bananas are good for cramps. • -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. • -Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you. • ... -Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it. ... • -89% of guys would want girls to make the first move. • -Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist. • -Chocolate makes you feel better. • -Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket. • -Guys think its cute when you mess up. • -A true friend will NEVER judge you. • -There is only one guy who is worth your tears. • -If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you. • -More guys...than girls will read this. Everyone likes surprises. • • * Now make a wish. Wish really hard! Wish before reading on.* • You wish will be received tomorrow, if you post this to your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker... Snowfeather,Hollyleaf,Moonfeather, SoujaGurl, Lily Angel of Chaos, RoxyStar05. If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. That girl you just called fat? She's O/D-ing on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her. That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion. People dont have to hurt. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're against bullying and sign your name at the end. 99% of you won't. Be that 1%. I am. karmadella1234 If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. You are obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagaren)... If you find yourself interested in chemistry. If you find that you are better at science because of the things you have read in Hagaren and its fanfictions. If you wish your favorite character was real and you plan out your relationship with him/her down to the last detail. If you have read or watched the entire series at least 3 times each. If you own the entire series so far, disks and books alike. If you have found the easter eggs on the first anime series' disks. If you were incredibly sad when you read or watched the endings simply because there wasn't any more after it. If you have made an original character for Hagaren and try your best to be like him/her. If you have ever cosplayed as an Hagaren character. If you have read 500 or more Hagaren fanfictions. If you have looked at 500 or more Hagaren fanart pieces. If you spend time writing Hagaren fanfictions. If you spend time drawing Hagaren fanart. If you feel the need to put something Hagaren related in your schoolwork. If you have repeatedly annoyed people by recommending the series to them several times. If you mess up words and say something Hagaren related on accident. If you subconsciously draw transmutation circles on random pieces of paper. If your pen name is something Hagaren related. If you constantly change the subjects of conversations to Hagaren. If you rant about various topics from Hagaren nonstop. If you connect ever waking thought to something from Hagaren. If you have random Hagaren fanfiction ideas every day, and plan to write them later. If you constantly wonder "What would (insert favorite character here) do if he/she were here in this situation?" If you stay up late every night to read Hagaren or Hagaren fanfictions. If you hear songs and make connections from the lyrics to Hagaren. If your icon has something to do with Hagaren. If your desktop has something to do with Hagaren. If you found this site by looking for Hagaren fanfictions. If you see people with looks similar to any character from Hagaren and wish that they could perfect the look. If you doodle anything Hagaren related on your schoolwork, homework, or anything else important. If you really want to own FMA merchandise, and think anyone that does own some is amazing. If you actually DO own Hagaren merchandise, and obsess over it daily. If you think of at least one "what if" statement for the Hagaren world every day. If you know the Hagaren opening and closing themes by heart and can sing them flawlessly. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it about five or six times... just to be sure. If you're a Fullmetal fan copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or on air, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. I am completely obsessive, and there are so many words to describe me, but I am pretty sure, and so are my friends that I am bi-polar. :D Oh well who cares! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...) After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Things that have a point Moo! I'm a fish I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you! It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces Don't follow in my foot steps, I walk into walls! What is the capital of Texas? T! I did not hit you...I simply high-fived your face. Save the world! (It's the only planet with chocolate!) I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. It's a beautiful day...now watch some idiot screw it up. Sometimes I wish I was a monkey...so I can throw bananas at people and it would be legal. If a robot does the robot, would it still be called the robot, or is it just dancing? What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down. ;) The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn? I'm the kind of person that can spend hours trying to drown a fish. Hey YOU! Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you. Do you like tacos? I dream of a better tomorrow when chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned. Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow. Children: You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. You then spend the next sixteen years of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up. Only in America: can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance, do banks leave their doors open and then chain their pens to the counters, do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering, do people order a double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke, do we leave cars worth thosands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage Junk is what you have had for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it. I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Thought of the day: Some people are like slinkies. They don't have a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you see them falling down the stairs. There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't. The police never think its as funny as you do. Life is like a movie: If you are sad- Drama. If you are afraid- Suspence. If you are angry- action. When you look in the mirror- horror. Now you are smiling- That's comedy. My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems. I run with sissors...It makes me feel dangerous Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening or bad. 10 ways to annoy people. 1. Name your dog "dog" 2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting 3. Begin all your sentences with "Ooh la la!" 4. Speak only in a "robot" voice 5. Wear your pants backwards. 6. Ask people what gender they are 7. Ask the waitress for an exrea seat for your imaginary friend 8. Sing along at the opera 9. Mow your lawn with sissors 10. Honk and wave to strangers. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NO! "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher. "Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." Quotes GALORE! "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." "Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" "Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Why were you lurking under our window?" "You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?" "He, Dumbledore, will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him." -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. -Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... -I was thinking, while I was running... About not hitting trees, I hope. -Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!" -Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care." -Silence is golden and duct tape is silver." -Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here." -Girls rule, boys suck. The. End. -Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose. -Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important. -Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift? -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. -A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" -A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." -A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" -A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. -A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" -A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. -A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" ／l、 kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil! Greetings, new follower: If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them. Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing). The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly. Yours in infamy, Lord Voldemort So You Want To Be A Death Eater? Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating. World peace List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters: (Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.) Long Black Robes (Casual) Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch). Coffin Recommended Reading: Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk. Death Eater Rules: No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore. Frequently Asked Questions: What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me? As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include: Being slowly eaten by a manticore. What should I do if I decide to leave the organization? Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible. (See above) What is the salary like? You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed. Does the Dark Mark hurt? Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp? Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment? No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question. But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.) Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters? You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem. Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort? Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior. What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy? This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it. The Death Eater Anthem (To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly. Who lurk beneath the undergrowth? Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us. However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord: Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice. Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them. If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.) Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once). Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private. If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke. Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be. Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously. Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater. Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof. Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway. Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming. Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors). Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc. Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.) (\)_(/) Help Chappy achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile. ALL HAIL CHAPPY! Quotes: "Some say the world will end in fire, -Robert Frost "A child of five would understand this...Send someone to fetch a child of five." -Groucho Marx "A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool." -Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton Anime Quotes: "It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!" -Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) "In a battle, the ones who get in the way are not the ones that lack power, but the ones that lack resolve." -Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach) "A pistol's job is what its handler chooses. If i don't wanna shoot, then I won't." "For there to be pain, there has to be kindness. For darkness to stand out, there has to be the sun." "There was no place for me, so I had to make one for myself, and then I realized, I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn't know any other way to live." "No Matter How Gifted you are...You alone cannot Change the World." "I'll take a potato chip AND EAT IT!" "I don't care what you call me, I'm still taking your cake." Misa: "I can't even imagine a world without Light!" Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die. (If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.) Copy & Pastes: Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...) If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you LOVE to play video games, copy and paste this to your profile If you have siblings, copy and paste this to your profile If you HATE homework, copy and paste this to your profile If you LOVE to listen to music, copy and paste this to your profile If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile If you would like to be on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile. -If you've ever had a spazz attack, put this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!! I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an in-between use.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.') On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!) 37 Things to do in an Elevator (put in Italics the ones you'll try to do/Bold the ones you've done) 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper/phone?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY...HARD: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, drawing manga and comic strips, telling wild and wacky stories with friends, and laughing so hard people stare or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or more. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. "-The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you'rePINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?Post this on your profile if you hate racism."
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of DIFFUSION. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you recognse any and/or all of these then post this on your profile =D The Agents (In General Order of Appearance) Squad Uno: Double-O-Pineapple – Renji Strawberry – Ichigo Squeaky – Momo Jiggles – Rangiku Kitty – Yoruichi Midget – Rukia Feathers – Yumichika Wrinkles – Yamamoto Squad Dos: Braids – Soi Fon Smiley – Retsu (What, you thought it was Gin? Don't be ridiculous, Gin is in Hueco Mundo…how on earth would he get to Seireitei? A concert, you say? Pft…heh..heh…what…nonsense..heh…) Noble – Byakuya Fluffy – Sajin Pinky – Shunsui Frosty – Toushiro Crazy – Kenpachi Creepy – Mayuri Sickly – Juushiro Ugly – Ganju A Visit From St. Ichigo 'Twas the night before Christmas, throughout Soul Society, The soutaicho snuggled all warm in his bed, When very nearby, there came Hitsugaya, They offered him candy, they bribed him with dough, "Get your own Santa," he said with a glower, "Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! But even so the captains, each one and all, And then, in a twinkling, Yama heard on the roof, He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot, His eyes—how they twinkled! His dimples - how merry! Yama's eyes rolled, and he pointed one finger, The soutaicho sighed, and in holiday spirit, Retsu, Byakuya, Kenpachi and Aizen, "Christmas," Ichi said, "Is no time for fighting." Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.put this as part of sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!!'' If you are part of the 5% that would do this then copy and paste. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. DOG DIARY: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! SAYINGS OF AWESOME: They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Eat right, exercise, die anyway. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. Why are wrong numbers never busy? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected? I do visit reality, although it's only on a tourist visa. I used to have a handle on life; then it broke. Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! Tell the truth and run The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! When in doubt, make up words! If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Take time and read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line How to Annoy your enemies. 1) Stalk them 2) Spread rumors about them (what you learnt from the stalking) 3) Draw on their workbooks 4) Always smile 5) Say 'I hate you too' 6) Say 'Be nice to nerds 'cause you're gonna work for them one day' You like designer clothes: I like jeans and a t-shirt You go to the movies: I read books (...or FanFiction, at any rate) You're on Team Jacob: I'm on Team Send Them Both To Hell And Bella Too You're on Team Edward: . . .same as before You talk about kissing boys: I talk about nothing but anime You like cute boys: I like cute manga characters If you're obsessed with Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like Kid Flash as much as I do (or almost) copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES) If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, GurlzChocolate, Skyler-A-Teloiv, JerichosPhantom If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, EmoNekoNinja, black.is.the.new.blood, animallvr682, Lizz2795, bleachUlquiGrimm, Freakin' HATE zombyz, JerichosPhantom If you are a pessimistic optimist, copy this into your profile If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious room or in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both..copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head..copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, Spawn of the Devil, CeruleanStarGlow,JerichosPhantom If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. QUOTES/EVENTS OF AWESOME: "I finally found a name plate that spells my name correctly!" "Really?" "Yeah I just had to leave then renter the country to get the damn thing!" "...wow Jeri..." If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! I could! Teen Titans: Episode-Stranded Cyborg: "Alright y'all let's go, unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend?" -Robin sweatdrops,turns, twitches, heart beats extremely fast. Takes lots of deep breaths- -Raven, Beast boy, and Cyborg look amused- Robin: "She's NOT my girlfriend!: -Starfire passes out and pops up beside Robin- Starfire: "I am not your friend?" Robin: " Uhhh..." -freaky alien comes back- Starfire: "I am not a girl?" Robin: "maybe this isn't the best time" -alien jumps up and approches- Starfire: "If I am not your girlfriend, then what am I?" -Robin looks at Starfire then the alien with frantic expression and repeats- -Buliding begins to collaspe- Cyborg: "She's gonna blow!" - Sees pissed off Starfire in front of background of flames- Zuko trying (and failing) to convince to Toph to stay and talk to him: "Ugh! Why am I so bad at being good!"-Zuko Zuko on Avatar: the last Puppetbender (yes, i said puppetbender. It is really funny and you should watch it on YouTube)- Zuko: This is it, I know what my destiny is now. It only took me 51 episodes to do that, but that's still shorter then most Naruto fight sequences. Zuko, Aang, and Sokka : Avatar:Last Puppet Bender- Zuko is trying to convince Aang and Sokka he's changed but they can't hear him over his war ballon (dodgeball) Zuko: Please believe me! I gave up my throne for this! Aang: What did he say? Sokka: I think he said 'I threw you a kiss.' Aang: Wow! Back off! Personal boundaries, man! Zuko: Huh? I desperately need a tan? Hey! I'll have you know my light complexion is a sign of noble blood! Smallville: Season 4 Episode 18 Chloe: Clark? Clark (possessed by Dawn): Crowns mine bitch. punches Chloe with super strength, Chloe is thrown back yelling Clark: (looks at hand) Genius. Bleach Episode 16: Renji meets Ichigo Renji: Who in hell's name are you? Ichigo: The names Ichigo. I'm the one who's gonna beat your ass. How's it going? Bleach Episode 42: Ichigo Rescuing Rukia Ichigo:...'Cuz I won't. Don't even ask me. I came here to save you and that's what I'm going to do. Oh, and from now on I'm ignoring all your opinions, you're coming with me, whether you want to or not dammit! (points at her) You got that!? Huh? I'm the rescuer here! You just shut up! Rukia: Wha-What'd you say? Who do you think you are ordering me around like that? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescue-ee! Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of a rescue-ee complains about the rescue? (meanwhile Hanantarou is standing in the background moving his hands in a 'calm down' motion)Why don't you just go sit down and tremble in fear and cry out 'save me, save me' like you're supposed to?! Rukia: UGh! I don't need to be saved! And I do not tremble! Ichigo: (Making funny face and sticking out his tounge at her) BlaehBlaehBlaehBlaeh. Festival by kaibasgirlx Fourth of July = “It’s a celebration for the Declaration of Independence which Americans signed as a statement to proclaim their freedom from British rule.” “Come again?” “Pretty much after a long war filled with much blood, gore, and carnage, the Americans won, and are celebrating their victory over the losers.” FUNNIES!!! :D Funny Newspaper Headlines/Typos (Source: ) Autos Killing 110 a Day: Let's Resolve to Do Better Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Robber Holds up Albert's Hosiery Smokers Are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency Something Went on in Jet Crash, Experts Say Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies War Dims Hope for Peace Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Typhoon Rips through Cemetary: Hundreds Dead Man is Fatally Slain Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder Miners Refuse to Work After Death And my two personal favorites: Panda Mating Fails - Veternarian Takes Over Never Withold Herpes from a Loved One "Merlin, your faith in my all-seeing knowledge is both touching and wholly misplaced. Now if you've finished your work, maybe you should go to bed and leave me to mine." RON: Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap dance. And I don't want to tap dance! "Now, I wonder. If I tell you where I am, can I claim the twenty pounds? That would be a pound or so for each family here. You can eat a whole winter off that." "Of course, after finishing Twilight, I find myself marveling at the wit and creativity of a Burger King menu." "In the words of Severus Snape: 'No, vampires do NOT sparkle! Ten points from Hufflepuff!'" HERE ARE SOME QUOTES FROM BLEACH FROMSOMEONES PROFILE!!! "That wasn't very nice... I do believe you killed my hat." -Urahara Kisuke "Oh, it IS a chore. Risking your life and keeping busy are all the same!" -Urahara Kisuke "A warrior who has lost their ability to fight is only going to be in the way." -Urahara Kisuke "We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like fireworks, and continue to shine... forever." -Hitsugaya Toshiro "Blah blah blah... You're noisy. You just wanna say that you're the good guy, right?" -Zaraki Kenpachi "Playing comes first, you can work later!" -Zaraki Kenpachi "There will always be shadows where ever there is light!" -Zaraki Kenpachi "They say the mouth is the root of all misfortune." -Kuchiki Rukia "The one being saved doesn't get to complain!" -Kurosaki Ichigo "Shut up! You're being rescued, so stop babbling! You should go cower in a corner, shiver in fear, and scream 'Help! Help!'" -Kurosaki Ichigo FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t! Some wise words or phrases I heard... Love sees not with the eyes, but with the mind. Therefore it is cupid painted blind Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people seem intelligent until you hear them speak. Life isn’t trying to pass me by; it’s trying to run me over. Three parts fool one part brave Luck favors the clever I don't obsess! I think intensely. What’s mine is mine; what’s yours is also mine Don’t pity the dead, pity the living specially those that live without love. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Education is important, school however, is another matter entirely. Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like cookies. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you think that everyone, even a Death Eater, deserves a fair trial, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. "If there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's the oncoming train" "Whoever said that words don’t hurt, never got hit by a dictionary." Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. 'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is. Don’t steal, the government hates competition. Your village called, their idiot is missing Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. This isn't school! This is Hell with fluorescent lighting. If con is the opposite of pro, tell me, what is the opposite of progress? I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken. If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes. Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. You are an asset, when you’re not being a pain in the asset. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Lara-Van, queenoftheoutlands, Pink Koala,horsegirl332211,Valkyriexx A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. Does Evil Exist? The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked. "Yes sir", the student replied. The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat." The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, "Of course it does." The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present." Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?" Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down totally deflated. The young man's name -- Albert Einstein --Girls-- I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of the greater good I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good" for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights I promise to remember Snape When My heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Narcissa When I'd do anything for family I promise to remember Dora Tonks When someone is hyper I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me I promise to be careful For Moody's sake, of course I promise to remember Hagrid When one is wrongly blamed I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right I promise to remember the Marauders When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there." If you're in denial over Tonks's and Lupin's deaths copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm also in denial for Sirius's) If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile. You say Twlilight I say Harry Potter We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming. We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end. We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom. We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return. We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate. We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head. We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well. Who are we? You may wonder. We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end. If you are a Harry-Potter-obsessed-person, copy and paste this into your profile. Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Friend: Has never seen you cry Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Friend: Only knows a few things about you Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Friend: Will help you find your prince. Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Friend: Will offer you a soda. Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will help you move. Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will never ask for food. Friend: Will knock on your front door. Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Harry Potter and Winnie the Pooh Harry Potter and the Poohlosopher’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chambeeyore of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Kangaban Harry Potter and the Piglet of Fire Harry Potter and the Owlder of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Heffa-Lump Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hundred Acre Woods IPOD SHUFFLE GAME!!!! What is your motto? Harry Potter in 99 Seconds by Paint: LOL OMG SO TRUE XD What do your friends think about you? All Alone by Fun: :( What do you think about very often? Love You Like a Love Song by Selena Gomex: Um...no :( What do you think of your best friend? Ready Or Not by Bridget Mendler: Eh, doesn't really make sense... What do you think of the person you like? The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes: LOL that fits but I don't like anyone right now... What is your life story? Gold Rush by Ed Sheeran: Haha :P What do you want to be when you grow up? Unfaithful by Rihanna: GASP! What do your parents think of you? Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift: Kinda fits... What will you dance to at your wedding? Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO: LOL no What will they play at your funeral? Dagger by The Wanted: Makes sense! :) What is your hobby? What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction: Fits, but not for me. What is your biggest secret? Part Of Me by Katy Perry: LOL FITS PERFECTLY! What do You Think Of Your Friends? Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5: EH...? What is the worst thing that could happen? Diamonds by Rihanna: If that's the worst than I think I'm fine... How Will You die? Fly by Nicki Minaj and Rihanna: Um... What is the one thing you will regret? Dynamite by Taio Cruz: Um... What makes you laugh? I Found You by The Wanted: LOL! What Makes you cry? Loser Like Me by Glee: LOL Will you ever get married? Pray by Justin Bieber (I don't like Bieber, honestly, I was just downloading a bunch of songs and I forgot to delete this one XD): ROFL! What scares you the most? Who Says by Selena Gomez: LOL fits :) If you could go back in time, what would you change? Desperate Measures by Marianas Trench: ... What hurts right now? 50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train: kinda makes sense...? Jingle Bells In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! (No, she didn't!) She deserved everything she got and more. (She did not!) …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. Wow you read all that? Impressive. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, that my bff!Aqua279, Martiny the one and only still, Cooper101, horsegirl332211,Valkyriexx, karmadella1234 |
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