I don't want to offend anyone who doesn't ship Vocaloids but if you don't ship Vocaloids do Vocaloids just live forever alone? vocaloids deserve to find love too!

Hello! Ignore my stupid username.

I'm Vocaloid freak with no friends so i read fan fiction...

Vocaloid ships or whatever you call it:

Miku x Kaito

Miku x Luka

Rin x Len

Gakupo x Luka

Mikou x Teto

Gakupo x Rin (don't ask about this one)

Meiko x Kaito

Neru x Len

Luka x Meiko (don't hate)

Teto x Ted

Neru x Haku

Haku x Akito

Neru x Dell (tee hee)

12 Characters (Vocaloid)

(In no particular order)

1- Meiko Sakine

2- Neru Akita

3- Kaito Shion

4- Rin Kagamine

5- Teto Kasane

6- Gakupo Kamui

7- Piko Utatane

8- Luka Megurine

9- Miku Hatsune

10- SF-A2 Miki

11- Gumi Megpoid

12- Len Kagamine

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

(Gumi and Gakupo) once when I was into that ship

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Rin) hell yeah!

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

(Kaito got Rin) her and Len would run Kaito over with a road roller

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

(Miku) I havn’t read any about just Miku but I hav read a lot of ones with her as a main character in it

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

(Neru and Gumi) what kind of crack couple is that!?

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

(Teto/Luka or Teto/Miki) what kind of crack pairings are those!?

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

(Meiko walk in on Teto and Gakupo) she would beat the shit out of Gakupo

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

(Kaito/Miki) Kaito and Miki have been best friends ever since they were born. But when Kaito sets her up with his friend Piko they fall in love. He should be happy for Miki right? But he is feeling a new feeling he will do anything to get rid of.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

(Meiko/Luka) maybe

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Piko and Len) Fixing the Missing half, I can make a summery!

Len and his twin Rin where always together but one day on the way home she gets hit by a car. Can his best friend Piko fix his missing half?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Rin de-flower Meiko) Meiko would be the one de-flowing Rin, just saying

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Kaito) it wouldn’t surprise me, I’m pretty sure Len does…

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

I AM THE ICE CREAM KING!!!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Luka) Dancer in the Dark

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Meiko/Gakupo/Len) WARNING: perverted-ness

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

(Meiko use on Neru) Would you like to text my cell phone?

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five

(Teto) I don’t think I have ever read a Teto Fic

18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

(Gakupo or Gumi) Gakupo becausei would think of him as older the Gumi

19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

(Neru) I wouldn’t say hot

20) 12 sends 1 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

(Len sends Meiko) Len sends Luka to go kill Kaito for being a baka. Meiko always succeeds.

21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

(Teto) I can always see Teto being a psychotic killer

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

(Piko or Luka) hands down Luka, no offense Piko

23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?

(Kaito find Neru and Rin) he probably doesn’t know what yuri is

24) Make a summary about 1 and 4.

(Meiko and Rin) Meiko was like and older sister to Rin but when they start growing up everything changes when Meik starts to get feeling for Rin

25) Can you make a 2 ,3 and 10 lemon?

(Neru/Kaito/Miki) NO

26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?

(Miku and Luka) I have read a few and I have written one

27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.

(Piko find Miku and Teto) screem like a girl and faint

28) Will you make a 1 and 4 lemon

(Meiko and Rin) NO

29) Do you think that 7 and 4 makes a perfect yuri couple?

(Piko and Rin) last time I checked Piko ws a girl, but I hate Rin x Piko

30) What would happen if 4 walked in on 1 having sex with 6...

(Rin walk in on Meiko and Gakupo) Rin and Len would run over Gakupo with a roadroller

Rin: Even though people say we are just computers can i still love you? But will someone want me to love someone else? Will somebody else want you to love someone else? Don't leave! I am still here, i still want to talk. i love you with every part of my artificial heart. even if we are just singing characters for other peoples enjoyment i can still love you, right?

somebody actually replied to this (after like a year) so here is a response from Yours TrulyxXx

Len: Rin,listen to ople may say we are just computers but I still love CAN still love me. Even if someone wants you to love something else,you must listen to what your heart wants.
Even if someone wanted me to fall in love with someone else,I know it would be impossible. Because YOU have my heart. I'll never leave you! I'm still here and I still want to talk too! I love you with every part of my heart Rin, no matter how artificial. Even if we are just singing characters for other people's enjoyment,you can still love me.
Robot or human,I'll always love you Rin Kagamine.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Someone fell on my and I have a scar on my thigh (this was at a water park…)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Pictures I drew of Vocaloid and a dream catcher

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

I don’t think I do…

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

What ever comes on the radio and Vocaloid (I wish Vocaloid was on the radio)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

7:48 in da morning

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING?

Have more friends (I’m lonely)

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My aunt Jodi

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

My laptop

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Almost 5 foot

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Maybe…

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

This chick at my school

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Don’t have one

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

I find guys with black hair hot

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

Don’t really care

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Neither

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Sizzling chicken and cheese

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

A Rin Kagamine pin my friend made me =)

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

I totally do not have a crush on the cutest boy in my grade…

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

I wish I was

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Don’t have one

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Does a fish count?

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

goldfish

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Love is love

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Tell them face to face at the perfect moment

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

27

31. ARE YOU A BLONDE OR A BRUNETTES?

A brunette

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

idk

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

When you are talking to someone they are ignoring you and then they deny it

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

No but I might go to Ireland next year (that is out of the USA right?)

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?

I have to many

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Yes

37. FIRST JOB?

Baby sitter

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Once me and my friend dial a random number and an abortion clinic picked up…

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Finishing my math homework

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

I had one when I was a baby

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

everything

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

I’m getting some this summer =(

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

cosplay

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

At least two

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

I don’t think so

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Hell yeah

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

I don’t remeber

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Not really

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Honey roasted turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS??

I fan girl over EVERYTHING!

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

An old Hannah Montana CD

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

I would pity myself (like everyone else)

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

It really depends

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I hold it in and talk to myself about the problem when I get home (or I go on an all caps rage)

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

My best friends house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Littlest pet shops (I still like them…)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

36 I think

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

I tried out to be on barney (that is a yes) and my friend was on the show for one season

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Yes…

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Both (not together)

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Nice (but not to nice), funny, decent looking, someone with talent would be nice

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Jay (my family calls me this) and Jen

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Vocaloid, Taylor Swift (don’t judge, she is like a blonde Miku) and Panic at the Disco

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

How I met Your Mother and lots of random anime

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate and chocolate chip cookie dough

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes, random…

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

sunday

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69?

Didn’t really care

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

idk

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Sure

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Invisible by Gumi and Rin

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My mom

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

Something they have said that has interested me

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

I have a lot… mainly Vocaloid ones

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

I try not to hate stuff

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

June or November

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Leo (that’s one right?)

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Brunette

86. EYE COLOR?

Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

I don’t really have one

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Kind of…

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Sponge Bob (don’t judge)

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Don’t have one

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

I used to play the piano

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

I could care less

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Hugs from friends but kisses form boys are nice

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Len Cosplay (just bought like 30 minutes ago)

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

Toyota Corolla

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Mocking Jay

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

It complicated…