Sequel to 'These Children That You Spit On.' It's the summer after graduation for the five friends, and some unexpected news for Allison sends them all on an adventure before college starts. AllisonAndy ClaireBender Brian

Tic… Tac. A Luke Castellan le habían dado otra oportunidad de vivir. Era su tercera vida, y tan solo disponía de 366 días para cumplir con su cometido. En caso de no alcanzarlo, será considerado un traidor, y será enviado para siempre al Tártaro, junto a un Cronos que ruge crueles venganzas contra él. ¿Qué tiene que hacer Luke para salvaguardar su alma?

50 one-shots of Turnadette based on a list of tumblr OTP prompts! Stories will range from K-T, possibly with the occasional M. Enjoy!

AU en la vida real. SOLANGELO. Nico di Angelo acaba de empezar a estudiar Bellas Artes y comparte casa con sus mejores amigos, Jason y Percy. No deja de pensar en el rostro de un chico con el que ha soñado, un rostro lleno de color que necesita pintar. No tardará en darse cuenta de que ese rostro es real y que quizás con pintarlo no le baste...

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Para un semidiós es difícil vivir una vida normal, su esencia atrae a los monstruos, pero para los hijos de los tres grandes es casi imposible, ¿que pasaría si los dioses se hicieran responsables? ¿Como serían Percy, Thalía y Nico si hubieran crecido en el Olimpo, protegidos y entrenados? Averigüemos.

(Historia alterna desde el episodio "Friend Ship") Ahora que Peridot es miembro de las Crystal Gems, ¿podrá ganarse su confianza y adaptarse a su nueva vida en la Tierra? ¿podría alguien cambiar la naturaleza malvada de la gema del Planeta Madre?

Logan and Quinn kissed and swore to never speak of it. It was nothing, Quinn was on the rebound and Logan was actually being sweet. The hardest part of this historical fact is the realization that neither one of these people want to forget it. Mix in lots of experiments, new inventions with explosions of the romantic kind... and real kind... What can happen next?

Why does Chloé hate artists? Why does she hate him in particular?

Alya drags Marinette to the hot new club "Miraculous" where it's winner take all on the dance floor. After an embarrassing first encounter, Marinette dons a costume and challenges the champ, Chat Noir, as Ladybug. Marinette embraces the Paris break dancing scene, but times are getting tougher and competition even more so. Aged-up characters inspired by @starrycove and @jen-iii

What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?

"I was waiting for you to ask, but you don't like to ask for things, do you?" Patience Mount before we knew her, and her journey to and with Delia.

There were two ways this could end: 1) they'd be better friends than ever or 2) she'd never be able to look at him again. He was willing to bet it was the latter. AKA the one where they're shoved in a closet and things get hard between them. Reveal fic, x-posted to AO3.

Claire must come to terms with losing friends, Allison needs to know how to make them, Brian needs to rebel and Andrew needs to grow a backbone. John however needs to be a little nicer to everyone, especially his friends and his girlfriend. (Bendercentric mostly. Basically one giant John Hughes 1980s movies crossover).

Heiji and Kazuha met on a rainy night in a bookstore...however, the shadows are lurking nearby as Fate and Destiny are doing their best to help the couples...But what, exactly, is hidden in the darkness? A Heizuha fanfic with a bit of Shinran plus a maid cafe! LET'S GO!

Trashed the sweater and ditched the heavy liner' - she's ready to show herself to the world.. well - Shermer High... With the shadows of her former "Basket Case" reputation lingering - Allison dating the school's star athlete doesn't play well.. Can a single school cafeteria baking DISASTER bring Allison and Andrew closer together despite social differences?

Picking up right after John Bender pumps his fist into the air in triumph, this story explores the immediate aftermath of the events of the movie and how Bender, Claire, Andrew, Allison, and Brian struggle to reconcile that life-changing morning with the rest of the world that seems to be telling them they're wrong.

Bueno... él le dijo que podría mandar hermanos y hermanas en "broma"... ¿no? Pero no le dijo cuando, ni que le tenían que agradar. Esta es mi historia, una historia que de alguna manera hizo que dejara de escapar, y de empezar a vivir en familia como siempre quise. Aunque la familia no se escoge, se que no la cambiaría por nada ahora que conseguí una con mi hermano Percy Jackson

Tendrás que intentar olvidarte que ella alguna vez te besó y que fue la única chica que hizo que sintieras algo cuando lo hizo, aunque te suene afeminado y estúpido. No cambiará por ti. Porque eres el chico malo. Porque eres John Bender.

Varrick notices that his war-machine of an assistant is a little frightened, so he tries to distract her during their flight through Republic City. Zhurrick is heavily implied. Now a series of One-shots

Saturday detention was only the beginning.

The demigods have facebook and so do the gods! Join their adventures via the internet!

Why Jill has such difficulty with dark, underground places, and how Eustace reminds her of how to overcome that fear.

¿Qué pasaría si él regresara? Ahora todos son adultos, tienen sus hijos, su familia...Menos ella. Ella sigue siendo inmortal y él...Para todos está muerto, ¿Pero realmente es cierto? Lo buscan, y lo encuentran, de ambos lados, pero todo ahora está en manos de la nueva generación: Los hijos de los héroes. -Thaluke, Percabeth, Clachris, Jasiper...

Haninozuka Mitsukuni embodies a pixie in all aspects.

Hogwarts, 1997. Los Carrowestán en control del colegio, siguiendo las instrucciones de Voldemort. Pero hay un grupo de chicos que no están dispuesto a dejarlos salirse con la suya. Esta también es su batalla. Esta historia participa en el reto "Jukebox" del foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black.

Séptimo año. No han pasado ni diez días desde el inicio del curso, pero Snape y los Carrow ya tienen aterrorizado a todo el castillo. La situación es insostenible, y es necesario hacer algo para remediarlo. Decirlo es fácil, pero, ¿quién va a hacerlo? ¿qué es lo que se debe hacer?

Porque Afrodita gustaba hacerse de las suyas; y no hay una sola chica que no quiera sentirse hermosa.

Gwen le quita a Dakota su Kool-Aid y él trata de recuperarlo, pero la chica es más rápida. ¿Logrará el hijo de Baco recuperar su bebida?

Hi! My name is Mirra Blofis. When I was four, I got in a car crash and was put in a coma for three years. When I woke , I found out my daddy, Paul Blofis,moved to New York and got married to my mommy, Sally. Since my birth mommy died in the car crash, Sally's the only mommy I've really known. So now I'm living a normal life with my parents and big brother. Or I thought so...

Only those of the nobility have ever been considered for musical apprenticeships. When Camelot's Master Musician comes on a search, he discovers that unknown to everyone, including Merlin, the servant is a prodigy.

—Si tú terminas casada con George, tu primer hijo se llamará Fred Weasley segundo. —La desafió, tendiéndole una mano para firmar un trato. / —¿Si no es así? —Preguntó./ —Te casas conmigo.

These are dark days for the students of Hogwarts. Voldemort is back in full force, Dumbledore is dead, Snape has seized control, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have disappeared, and the Carrows reign. But in this darkness, a brave group of students band together to defend their school, their rights, and each other. They are Dumbledore's Army.

A Heiji empiezan a llegarle unas misteriosas tarjetas con números escritos en ellas, cifras caóticas y sin sentido que entrañan más peligro del que aparentan. Un nuevo caso se abre para el detective, el asesino acecha... Capítulo 7: Un juego de vida o muerte [HeiKazu, ShinRan como parejas principales. Más personajes a partir de este capítulo] R&R

In the wake of Izumi's disappearance, the Society begins to move against Mitsuki and Hiroomi, demanding that they turn over Akihito and Mirai if they want to maintain their fragile alliance with the Spirit World Warriors. Meanwhile, Akihito begins to feel and act very strange, and fear sets in once his youmu markings start appearing on his body. Set after the anime.

We all know what Percy and the Greeks did during the Second Titan War, but what did Jason and the Romans do? What if Ares was not the one who found Luke. What if, in his Roman form, he sent a demigod to do it for him. A certain son of Jupiter, in fact. Takes place the winter before "Percy Jackson and the lightning thief". First in the Jason Grace and the Olympians series.

The five teens try to figure out how (and if) they can fit into each other's lives after detention, and come up with a solution that suits all of them. And then the couples try to start relationships. With (slightly) new updates. Enjoy! P.S. Also, it goes without saying but I OWN NOTHING. Not the songs, or John Hughes characters.

Companion piece to The Third Annual Meeting Of Dumbledore's Army, but not humorous. An outsider's perspective on the fifth annual Victory Day ceremony. Written for the Sensational Seasonal Song Quotes Challenge.

An excerpt from Rose Weasley's edited memoranda of the post-Hogwarts meetings of Dumbledore's Army. One-shot. Written for Cheeky Slytherin Lass' Quotes For All Occasions Challenge, my quote was the Emerson one I used as an epigraph.

Las gafas de Acantos Bugle son grises, siempre grises, siempre del mismo color y eso para Flox Polimón es inaceptable.

They say that every road leads to Rome. Jason Grace and Reyna say that it's only forty of their favorite moments that do. Unrelated Jeyna drabbles. Some AU. Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance/Friendship/Humor (Previously- "for rome and more")

En el fondo, no son más que un montón de adolescentes peleando contra mortífagos expertos en magia negra y nada más. No son héroes, son vulnerables, pero pelearán. Porque ya no les queda nada más. Y en el fondo, si prestas atención, escucharás un claro: "¡Por el ejército de Dumbledore!"

No era la primera vez que Rachel Dare se enamoraba de un semidiós, no era cosa rara. Cada uno de ellos tenía algo único y atrayente; algunos física, y otros espiritualmente hablando. Y Nico tenía ambas, de una manera abismalmente diferente a la de Percy. ¿Acaso no era ya su vida lo suficientemente trágica?

Porque al final, las Moiras siempre cortan el hilo. -¿Percico para ahuyentar a los fantasmas? Portada de Viria. Stars, gracias por el titu- /Spoilers House of Hades/ *3er puesto*

Nico di Angelo was never the one interested in anything that in any way could be related to Cupid, or even worse Aphrodite. Yet he seem to have taken the risk of love.

As the name says : At a Christmas party, Francesca and Tomas happen to find themselves under the mistletoe! How will their relationship evolve? Fluffy Drabble! #Tomcesca!

¿Qué pasó en el último año de los Merodeadores? ¿Que hizo que Lily, Alice y Marlene, las mejores amigas, se enamoran de James, Sirius, los dos Merodeadores, y de Frank, amiga de ambos muchachos? ¿Qué pasó en su séptimo y último año?¿Qué cosas vivieron que logró que James y Lily no se odiaran? ¿Cómo fue que,finalmente,Sirius consiguiera a Marlene? Para todos ese año fue inolvidable?

¿Qué tan lejos eres capaz de llegar por hacer sentir a alguien orgulloso? ¿Qué tan lejos eres capaz de llegar por una venganza? Cuando el Señor del Inframundo solicita a Nico la búsqueda de un arma... a cambio de su hermana, no hay otra solución, cierto? Pasate por acá, soy malo para los resumenes.

"No te hagas demasiado amiga suya Rosie". Las palabras de su padre resonaron en su mente en cuanto vio a Scorpius Malfoy parado en el ando Rose Weasley entró a Hogwarts jamás imaginó que conocería a una persona tan terriblemente irritante como él. Mucho menos en su primer día. Este fic participa en el reto "Primer día" del foro "Amor de Tercera Generación". Reeditado.

The iPod Shuffle Challenge! Or, in other words, I put my iPod on shuffle and write drabbles based on the songs. I will take song requests, though the majority come from my iPod. Mostly AU. Trigger warnings. More angst than fluff. Multiple pairings. If there are spoilers, there will be warnings.

Multiple pairings/friendships...oneshots all about Halloween! Yay! I'm taking requests so let me know if you have any. All oneshots are going to revolve around Halloween and all that fun stuff. This summary sucks so it's a little better once you read. RawR and Enjoy! :D

Porque Nico nunca podría olvidar el rostro cruel del amor. Drabble. One-shot. Pésimo título.

Rose y Scorpius tienen que enfrentarse a una sola situación: decirles a su familia que son pareja. ¿Cómo reaccionaran los Weasley y los Malfoy ante la sorpresa de ver a sus hijos juntos?

Just a bunch of oneshots...with lots of pairings! The actual oneshots are better than this description...

Having successfully proposed to Shelagh on his father's behalf, Timothy's next challenge - being the best possible Best Man - proves slightly more difficult. While Patrick and Shelagh's wedding day approaches, Timothy, with the assistance of Nonnatus House, delves into the past to discover the man his father is, and the Turners prepare themselves for the future.

Un grotesco crimen ha salido a la luz tras 3 años en las sombras y varios policías de Nagano tomarán cartas en el asunto para dar con la más sangrienta y psicópata asesina de los bosques de Nagano: "La Mujer de Rojo". ¡Pasado y presente se verán las caras en este caso! (Primer caso de "Nagano-Ken": la historia principal)

.::AU::. ¿Qué hubiese pasado si la APTX hubiera funcionado desde en un inicio cómo debía hacerlo? Nada... solo un cuerpo, frío y ensangrentado en el triste callejón de un parque de diversiones. One-shot basado en File y Episodio 001

.::FINAL ALTERNO BASADO EN OVA 9::. "Las personas no mueren cuando su corazón deja de latir… Las personas mueren cuando se las deja de recordar…". Han pasado diez años: la Organización ha sido destruida... y no hay cura. ¿Qué hacer? Creer tu propia mentira... Lemon/Lime shonen-ai KS/ECxMR en segundo capítulo: "Caretas"

Drabble: "Las ausencias duelen, y aunque puedo verte, no puedo tocarte". KSxMR. ¡One-Shot!

La personas somos como peones que el destino mueve a su antojo y Yamato lo empezó a entender tras su accidente que le llevó a cambiar no sólo su vida, sino también las de sus dos compañeros que estuvieron con él en las buenas y en las malas: Yui Uehara y Taka'aki Morofushi. Tras rememorar un pasado que no volverá a ser el mismo, un camino ilumina un futuro mejor... ¿Se encontrarán?

Hannah Grace Fredrickson was just messing around at school one day when two teenagers confronted her claiming that her father was an Ancient Greek god. Would you believe them? And who's this kid named Nico di Angelo? This story is placed between the end of The Last Olympian and The Lost Hero. Enjoy!

Haibara Ai, a girl with many names and a past shrouded in Mystery. As the black organization starts to close in on her, mysteries of her pasts gets revealed. Her time in America, her relationships with Black Organization members, Vermouth, Vodka and most of all Gin. As the organization closes in can Conan save her or would they perish in the flames of the elusive organization.

Drabble: La noche acaecía sobre Beika, una víctima y una criminal trabajan juntos en busca de la solución a sus males... sin embargo, algo les esperaba... ¡One-Shot!

OS Alexy et Violette sont deux jeunes lycéens amis depuis longtemps. Un jour Violette est tombée amoureuse. Puis il y a eu cet accident...

Cuando comenzó la batalla de Hogwarts, innumerables Hufflepuffs permanecieron en el colegio, dispuestos a dar sus vidas por una causa justa. Sin embargo, nadie habla de los sacrificios que hicieron, ni del valor que demostraron. Porque sólo son Hufflepuffs

An assassination attempt gone wrong sends Jill and Eustace off to solve the mystery behind the attacks, all while playing dead. SCAUverse.

A collection of one shots about Jill and Eustace between the Silver Chair and The Last Battle. Just a bit of fun. Jill finds herself behind the gym again, and Eustace goes looking. Romance follows.

Porque eramos hijos de distintos dioses, y ella era una doncella inmortal. Porque era un amor prohibido.

El querer saber qué pasaría al final de la serie me llevó a escribir mi propia versión. En ella utilizaré a la mayoría de los personajes y tendré a la Organización en el centro de la trama. La historia será fiel al estilo de Gosho Aoyama. Ojalá les guste

By the time Scrubb is ready, it might be too late for Pole. Part of the Stone Gryphon Everybody Lives, Nobody Dies AU. The first chapter in a collaborative story with OldfashionedGirl95 and Starbrow.

You hear her smile in the dark. "People come into our lives for a reason," she hums to a broken tune. "And if you're lucky, they'll be a kindred soul." - Eisuke Hondou/Masumi Sera, drabble fic.

He offers her the Kool-Aid and she takes a slow sip, her lips staining red like they're lathered with strawberry jam. / Dakota, Gwen, and thirteen stripes. Severe angst; you have been warned.

A short sweet story between Ai and Mitsuhiko. Dear people who don't like this pairing, please don't flame me about how it 'sucks'. Just don't review. That's very rude on your part and I don't give you crap about your stories. Tell me if I could do better at my writing style, don't flame me.

Nineteen-year-old Jinora is having second thoughts while packing for Ba Sing Se University. Ikki tries to remember the times before Jinora got her tattoos, when she still cared about things that mattered to her, but the memories remind her of the unforgiving road her sister has tread. Centered around Jinora and Ikki at first, then Jinora and Skoochy later.

AU: It's been two years since Amon and Tarrlok returned, destroying the Republic City Jinora has always known. Now she's on her own, in hiding, because if she leaves the underground tunnels of the rebels she'll be killed. And when one of the rebels, her old friend Skoochy, makes an amazing discovery, it's up to Jinora to help him take back the city.

Convinced he's somehow dreaming after being injured, Mitsuhiko spends the next 24 hours finding out what it's like to be ten years older...

Une petite histoire centrée sur Mitsuhiko et Aï, se passant plusieurs années après les évènements du manga. "Le professeur Agasa et sa femme sont partis voir une exposition, et Aï m'a invité pour passer l'après-midi en sa compagnie."

"Marriage," she scoffed internally. "Who needs it?" — Smellershot Week, Day 7: Warm

Gwen didn't really like surprises, but she supposed that a lot of other people did. Of course, a lot of other people didn't come outside from a check up at the infirmary a week after dying from a spear through their body and see a gigantic airship - it didn't help that Romans and Greeks naturally didn't like each other. A lot of other people are very lucky. Extended summary inside.

Satou and Uehara end up chatting! Set after Movie 13, after Satou and Takagi's first kiss, Fuurinkaazan and the Red Wall. Mentions of Takagi and Yamato :x

Contains oneshots that are requested by my readers. All pairings except for Percy/non Annabeth.Unless they involve family bonds . Requests will be followed according to terms and regulations .

Yamato Kansuke x Yui Uehara. After the whole shake up with Yamato's accident, Uehara's marriage and Koumei's demotion. Before Yamato goes back to work.

Drabbles. Pairings you couldn't possibly imagine. They never thought it would be them. T for safety! Now complete!

Yet another of those "what happens on Monday" fics. Allison-centric, canon couples. Starts on saturday, one chapter per day. Give it a try, you know you want to.

"I would imagine it's quite hard..." said Jill. "What?" asked Susan. "To always be so perfect." Jill wonders why Susan has become so interested in nylons and lipsticks and invitations. Oneshot.

A sequel to Silvertongue. George, Edie and the Gunner plan to destroy the Darkness in the London Stone once and for all. A shadowy girl called Nick has some information for them that might be able to help.

Just short drabbles to keep writers block away. All kinds of pairings and characters. Today: Dakota/Gwen Now Taking H.o.O pairing suggestions!

When Jill can't seem to play the right note, she and Eustace resort to a more creative approach.

Eustace has his eye on the new girl, Jill is helping him out.

Cuando las cazadoras llegan al campamento mestizo muchas cosas ocurren, una búsqueda, Thalico, Percabeth y por supuesto Afrodita. No soy dueña de PJO.

Jill and Eustace, tangled in an uneasy friendship, find themselves the subject of gossip at the Experiment House when people assume they're dating. Yet the question remains to be answered: are the rumors true? Set two and a half years after SC.

I am going to cover every couple you can think of. Everyone will have their time to shine! From the base couples to the more obscure ones, even the ones we hardly remember at times. To accentuate the point my first chapter is from Yaiba! That's right!

Mistuhiko gets himself in trouble...alot of it. read to find out it's rewritten with helpp

Le preguntó, entonces, si Haninozuka había hecho algo para que tomara esa decisión. Y el momento se volvió un recuerdo inmemorial, algo de lo que Nekozawa nunca se olvidará. Reiko/Hunny.

I just had to do this since there's a Mitsuhiko and Ai one, a Kazuha and Heiji, and a Ran and Shinichi, this couple deserves it too! Chapter 16: You've always turned away from me...Why?

Thalia spent half her life listing in silence the things she knew pulled her towards him and she now has all eternity to wonder what part of him led her into pushing him from a cliff. The story of Luke and Thalia told as a collection of moments.

Genta sees relashonships with Ayumi and Conan and Mitsuhiko and Haibara. He finds "The one" girl he loves, but the girl Genta finally finds is out for blood,Codename: Funf, so will this girl lead him to love or his demise?

One-Shot. ¿Qué es lo que Mori-sempai piensa cuando el Host Club vuelve de Boston y los reencuentros con antiguas clientas se hacen inevitables...? HoneyXKanazuki

A algunos, Gin les parece frío, calculador, sanguinario... pero, ¿y si detrás de esa dura fachada se escondiera un niño inocente traumatizado por un horroroso pasado? Un nuevo fic, regalito de Reyes, de mi personaje favorito. Aviso: es algo duro.

In an ironic turn of events, Jill finds Eustace behind the gym feeling rather down in the dumps.

El Ejército de Dumbledore no se formó en un día, pero seguramente sí que hubo un día en el que decidieron que había que enfrentarse a la dictadura de Snape y los Carrow, con más intensidad que durante la etapa de Umbridge. ¿Pero qué lo provocó?.

It's Natsuki and Kenji's first date together, the day before her birthday and so Kenji takes her to an amusement park. Natsuki's not good with heights though, and unknowingly, Kenji takes her on the Ferris Wheel. Will it end in disaster? :O

Libre. Je serais libre pour la première fois. Et pourtant, je tente de m'enfuir sans avoir briser tous mes liens... et dont je ne me déferais peut-être jamais.

Guess what- SOMEONE'S DEAD! Open 'er up to find out who, how, and why...

Suspecting that her boyfriend Logan is cheating on her, Quinn's boss asks her to "spy" on him by signing up as his secretary. It started off as a simple request but soon turns into a tangled web of lies with Quinn stuck in the middle. Quogan, AU.

Eustace had never liked writing, but he he’d never faced this particular problem before, and certainly not over Pole. Jill had never liked talking about boys, but she’d never been asked this particular question before, and certainly not about Scrubb…

He's fallen into darkness where she became his guiding light. Sequel's sequel to Book.

There's a reason why Mitsuhiko won't share his book with anyone...

When she saw Eustace thrown through the Stable door Jill thought she would faint or be sick or both. A LB piece from Jill's POV as she realizes how much she cares for Eustace.

It's been ten years. Ten years since the Organization was dissolved and the cure was found. Just long enough for the Shinigami to get bored.-- A Shounen Tanteidan, or Detective Boys fic.

Conan has left the Shounen Tanteidan, and those that are left have to make a decision.

Oneshot/futurefic not based on another story . KaitoxAoko and ShinichixRan with AyumixGenta and hints of other pairings! While being tortured by...errr hanging out with Kaito, Shinichi stumbles upon a grown up Ayumi and Genta.

Oneshot. Ayumi, Genta and Mitsuhiko hate being treated like kids. But Ai has some wisdom for them...it could be worse.

It's summer and Jill is out of the Experiment House and ready for a hectic summer with her stressed, divorced, mother and little sister, but she keeps running into Eustace, who she might have some feelings for, and summer is the perfect time for romance.

Oneshot. Shinichi and Ran are engaged. Yukiko, Yusaku, Eri and Kogoro sit down for dinner one evening and imagine their grandchildren. Are they right, or just trying to live vicariously?

Neville demostró su valor en el DH ¿pero cómo empezó? Lo que no conocimos del Baile de Navidad y cómo influyó su pareja de baile. Respuesta a "Quiero un Fic Sobre..." para Nott Mordred y respuesta al misterio de los zapatos colgando. Leve NL/GW. Oneshot

La residencia Kudo, durante muchos años, permaneció cerrada y deshabitada, polvorienta y confiscada por las telarañas. Sin embargo, en aquellos momentos, el estallido de un jarrón al caer en el suelo claramente describía lo contrario.

He was, she decided, an idiot. A MitsuhikoxAi fic, because that pairing needs more love!No spoilers, slight fluff.

En principio es un oneshoot de mi pareja favorita, pero pensé en continuarlo, aunque creo que no quedaría bien así que...dejen reviews, .

In his 6th year, Harry has to come to grips with his lot in life. He's awoken during the summer by horrific visions, forcing him to realize that he must train himself not just physically but mentally as well.

NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***