Hey everyone, sorry that it has been years since I last updated any stories, I guess I've just been busy, adapting to college and the workload and still finding time to hang out with my friends. However I'm going to try and update my stories more often now, I apologize to the people who have been waiting for so long.

UPDATE - Hey everyone, it's been a while. I guess I totally got caught up with uni and deadlines and exams XD, i've logged on for the first time in what seems like ages *checks - it's been years （ ﾟДﾟ） 'sorrrrrry T_T * and I'm amazed at all of the reviews i've got. I'm determined to never leave a story unfinished so I'm going to continue them all until they are finished :) - I don't know when I'll update but i've started to take a look at my notes again and will try my best to tell a good story - 05/12/2019

Name: Orangeblossom Asakura (Is not my real name but I love the name ;D)

Gender: Female

Sanity: Not sure really :P

Hobbies: Drawing, painting, playing games, writing stories, reading manga, watching anime and listening to good music!

Favourite Colours: Black and Orange

I like many manga and anime like Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Pokémon, Tsubasa and many more but my favourite anime/manga is Shaman King and Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters!

I also like comics and DC Universe, Marvel etc. I Love Teen Titans, Star Wars The Clone Wars, WITCH and Young Justice!!

Favourite Bands: Within Temptation, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Black Veil Brides, The Rasmus, Muse, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Globus and Demon Hunter

Dislikes: School, hard work, Exams/Tests, Bossy people, spiders and mushrooms and being kept waiting

Likes: Oranges, Ramen, art/crafts, playing online games like Wakfu and Dragon Nest (You guys should join Dragon Nest if you like online games. If you get the europe version I am a kali called FairyTailFreak in the guild ChillandFun and I spend most of my time in Saint Haven, come and say hi .

Favourite Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Avengers Assemble, Batman, Lord of the Rings, The last Samurai, Men In Black and anime movies!

Favourite Books: Power of 5 (Anthony Horowitz), Alex Rider, I am number four, Percy Jackson, Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist and many more (FANFICTIONS OBVIOUSLY!!!!)

Favourite Quote: Funga Fu Fu - Yoh Asakura (Shaman King), Everything will work out - Yoh Asakura ( Shaman King ), It's time to duel - Yugi/Yami (Yugioh), In America - Bandit Keith (Yugioh Abridged), Wa Wa Baby Pharaoh wants milk - Atem/Yami (Yugioh Abridged), Screw the rules I have money - Seto Kaiba (Yugioh Abridged)

Favourite Anime Characters: Yoh Asakura, Hao Asakura, Allen Walker, Road Kamelot, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Yugi Muto, Yami/Atem, Joey Wheeler, Edward Elric, Naruto Uzumaki, Monkey.D.Luffy, Roronoro Zoro, Ichigo Kurosaki, Zelman, Rin Okumara, Natsu Dragneel, Erza Scarlett, Grey Fullbuster, Sebastian, yeah my list could go on forever so I'll just leave it there XD

My best friends are Martha, Maisie, Harry, Kieran, Rose, Sara, Priya, Amisha, Jac, Peter, Will, Naruto, Natsu, Edward, Luffy, Ichigo, Yoh, Hao and Yugi. I love supernatural/fantasy stuff like vampires, werewolves, angels, demons, witches, wizards, mermaids, fairy's etc. I love role playing games like D&D (Where I am a cleric, I will defeat all you evil doers!!! I have defeated many evil people with this hammer and I'm not afraid to use it! so watch out Hao Asakura!) Yeah my best friend is the princess of Tartarus and also a coulon (If you don't know what I mean then watch Black Blood Brothers - it's awesome!)

I draw all of my fan fiction front covers :)

Completed Stories:

- The Real Reason Why

- Extreme Stalking

- Dragonborn

- The Key to Disaster

The End is Coming: In Progress

A Shaman king and Naruto crossover along with many other anime's. Evil is stirring. Naruto and Vicky are ambushed by a mysterious organization. Transported to a new world they meet new people, make new friends and meet a couple of shaman's. They have to work together to try and defeat this rising evil but defeating them is not as easy as it seems. Can their new friends be trusted?

Posted Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12

Completed Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13

Chapters Currently being written:

On hold - sorry if you were waiting for this, I decided to have less stories going at once in the hopes that I will one day complete them all XD

Yoh's True Self: In Progress

Everyone thought that Hao was the evil twin but how will that change when Yoh reveals his dark little secret. After a night time encounter Hao realised that he really knew nothing about his twin and that Yoh isn't as good as he seems.

Posted Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18

Completed Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18

Chapters Currently being written:

19 *looks at note stash - （ ﾟДﾟ） - why did I leave this for so long?*

Shaman Raiders: Exploring the Ancient Tombs of Egypt: In Progress

Is the first story in my new series shaman raiders. It has been three years since the end of the shaman fight and the last battle between Yoh and Hao. Yoh, now an apprentice archaeologist/explorer is currently in Egypt. What will Yoh do when he accidently releases an ancient evil? How will he set it right? Did he really finish off Hao in the shaman fight or is he still out there?

Posted Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Completed Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11

Chapters Currently being written:

12

The Mystery of Yugi Muto: In Progress

Yugi is left abandoned and mistreated by his friends after Tea spreads terrible lies and rumours about him. What happens when Yugi makes new friends and is literally dragged into an entire new world of wonders and magic. What will happen when Yami and the gang find out the truth? Will it be too late to get their friendship back and will Yugi survive with the help of his new friends

Posted Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

Completed Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

Chapters Currently being written:

16

The Mystery of Yugi Muto Puzzleshipping Version: In Progress

The Puzzleshipping Version of my story The Mystery of Yugi gi is left abandoned and mistreated by his friends after Tea spreads terrible lies and rumours about him. What happens when Yugi makes new friends and is literally dragged into an entire new world of wonders and magic. What will happen when Yami and the gang find out the truth?Will it be too late for their friendship

Posted Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

Completed Chapters:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

Chapters Currently being written:

16

My Phrases:

I'm not weird, I'm unique

Treat someone else like how you want to be treated

Don't judge a person by their appearance

Just because you are different doesn't mean you are wrong or strange

Keep calm and remember that you are a shaman

Keep calm and use the force young Jedi

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(o.o)

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have Cookies/Ramen/Manga/Slash.)

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
Normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Bakura's steak and blame on you!"
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME RYOU!"
Normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
Normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters and that you will be fine.
Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
Normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it was even in the Egyptian past.
Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Bakura are there!
Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
Normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants, Brooklyn Rage, and Stringer! (and receive many awkward stares XD)
Normal people: Act normal when they meet someone named Steve.
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Yell "TAKE ME TO MARIK!".
Normal people: Favorite superhero is someone like Superman, Batman, or Spiderman.
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Favorite superhero is LIMEY MAN
Normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.
Normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.
If you are a Yu-Gi-Oh fan, then put this on your profile!

Yes I am a Yu-Gi-Oh fan and I'm proud, I'm also a Shaman King Fan. I'm a fan of lots of Anime!!!!!

(Yugioh Abridged is awesome! Wa Wa Baby Pharaoh wants milk ;P)

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Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5Ds!)

You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you -

1) Think all villians are hot (When it comes down to YGO? @#!*% yes.)

2) Don't mind going grey anyway

3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami (*Snorts* Yeah, yeah, yami. *Gets odd looks*)

4) Want a trench coat ( @#!*% straight.)

5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (Oh, how I wish I were a Kaiba...)

6) Think Tans are super sexy ( @#!*% yeah!)

7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do (It's gonna happen soon... SPIKES WITH WHITE PATCHES, HERE I COME!)

9) Think mullets are dead hot

10) Think Little brothers are just the best

11) Would go gay for some characters (If I were a guy, I'd go gay, just for them.

12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!

13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (All the time)

14) You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't)

15) CROSSDRESS

16) Have read this like 5 times

17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan (That's for sure...)

18) You are a fangirl/boy

19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh

21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck

22) You often quote characters ("SUPERSPECIALAWESOMESEXYTRANSFORMATIONSEQUENCEGOOO!")

23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh

24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect (Mastered and perfected. Kukuku...)

25) You think men that were crop top are awesome!

25) You have either a dragon, occult, Egyption and/or dice fetish! (Definitely Egyptian. And Dragon.)

26) You love your friends!

27) You can quote most episodes.

28) You'd love to go to Egypt

29) Your answer to everything- Shut up _

30) You have spent hours looking for millenium items

31) You own a millenium item (The Sennen Crown )

32) If you own a millenium item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over.

33) You think owning a yami is perfectly normal (Yes. *looks at yami* Shut up)

34) You know all/most of the shipping

35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names

36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding

37) You often dress like a character

38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters!

39) You prefere Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday (And now everytime I hear that @#!*% song, I think of leather. @#!*% YOU LK!)

40) You own a creepy doll/teddy.

41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime it's LIFE!

42) You wear your school blazer as a cape

43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans day 2 - the same day 3 - the same day 4 - the same, 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!"

44) You have a background song!

45) Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day", You: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!"

46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privalage than a threat to you.

47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut!

48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore!

49) You treat that character like he/she is real

50) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!

51) You know the dangers of glomping

52) You think LK is a @#!*% of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday!

53) whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists my hair is..."

54) When life gives you lemons you give it some Brooklyn Rage! (Nyeh nyeh nyeh NYEH!)

55) You refere to your brother as Ni-San

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're an Atem fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with Puzzleshipping, copy and paste this onto you profile

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer...

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know your gonna name your kid something anime related, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever looked at somethin' that wasn't there because someone said "look it's ", then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile

If spell check is one of your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a YamixHikari (Includes SetoxJou!) shipper, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile

If you wish Fanfiction was a country and you could meet all the awesome writers, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ra, I hope I'm not the only one!)

If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it. (Atem COME BACK! Yugi needs you!)

If you dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!

Some Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Finish all your sentences with "... in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat- with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9 don t use any punctuation
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!!"
17. AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY... PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE SOMEONE SMILE :)

Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" And cower in the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"

Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A Bit About Friends

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “ @#!*% … we @#!*% up … but that @#!*% was fun!”

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your @#!*% so long they forget its yours.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “ @#!*% , drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Will talk @#!*% to the person who talks @#!*% about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the @#!*% out!

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE @#!*% FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro,Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, BlaxkEgyptianDragon, Orangeblossom Asakura

You know you live in the age of technology when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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