aphtrashbin
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-06-13, id: 4771661, Profile Updated: 06-13-20

sorry if you wanted more but like peace yall

fuck you connie in particular and your cheating ass if you ever come looking here for me, which i doubt you will.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 180,090 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 4,467 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,454 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
They Lived For Chaos by Yellowluna reviews
Its a cat and mouse game. Alfred F. Jones and Matthew Williams versus the whole world. Can the nations stop these infamous assassins and if so, how? No one even knows who they are... or that they plan on eliminating the nations. AU. Eventual USUK, Franada. Rated M for language and violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,378 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 4/21/2012 - America, Canada
Two of a kind by Winds of time reviews
Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,071 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Farewells May Come One Day by Upside-DownLemur reviews
Revolutionary War Story. After the Seven Years' War, England is left weak and poor. The taxes he's imposing are taking their toll on America and the colonists, who aren't so sure they can put up with it any longer. As England and America drift further apart, Alfred is forced to consider an idea that he has never imagined- Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 10/2/2014 - America, England/Britain, France
False Face by dozefallsdownthestairs reviews
Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,253 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 10/26/2015 - England/Britain, America
The Waning by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,026 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Am I The Best You've Ever Had by dozefallsdownthestairs reviews
Arthur Kirkland was a menace to society by all appearances. Even the McDonalds uniform could do nothing to soften him up. Alfred knew he shouldn't care, but he did anyway. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,523 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - England/Britain, America
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
I (01001000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110100) You by DemonWolf37 reviews
"I Heart You" Alfred wouldn't call himself a "programmer", but by a bit of luck, some serious skills, and a lot of help, he's accidentally created one of the world's first truly sentient Artificial Intelligence programs ever- and he's madly in love with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,498 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 5/25/2015
The Wild Card by December Camie reviews
AU Cardsverse- Alfred is a normal Hearts citizen, but there's something strange about him. Something off. Could it be that he does not belong in the Hearts Kingdom? But that's impossible...right? Updated slowly and randomly; NO ROMANCE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 193,486 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America, England/Britain
Wheelchair Accessible by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
After Alfred Jones rescues Arthur Kirkland from a potentially-homicidal wheelchair ramp, he asks the other on a date. The two proceed to be utter dorks as they prepare for the evening. Human AU. Continuation of USUK Calendar Fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,419 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Awesome Can't Die by Finnland93 reviews
War has once again exploded between the Kingdom of Prussia and the Austrian Empire, and it is tearing the Beilschmidt family apart. First it took away Ludwig's Father, and now the war demands his elder brother, Gilbert. And as confident as Gilbert is in himself, war is anything but predictable. Features the 7 Years War in Europe. Historical. Lots of angst and fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,942 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Germany, Prussia, Germania
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 281,007 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
Tschüss und Wiedersehen by Peridot Tears reviews
wwi/ To protect Germany from General Winter, Prussia dies and Hungary runs. Austria sits there, but he's important too. Frying Pangle, PruHun, AusHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Germany, Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Love Is A Mental Disorder by Ash04123 reviews
[2p!Verse] The man placed both of his hands on the boy's shoulders and forced a smile to his face. "You're not in a normal family." [2P: Second Player] [2p FACE] Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - America, England/Britain, Parallel Nations
With these Hands of Mine by Kornblume Cavalier reviews
Fantasy AU, five different people, two fragments of a soul, six holy seals and the lost memories of a long forgotten past. Will our main characters manage to unite a kingdom torn apart by war? But with death and sacrifice littering the path they take, can they succeed? First fanfic, Prussia centric. Rating may go up depending on the chapters. (ON HIATUS DUE TO PLANNING)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - England/Britain, Russia, Hungary, Prussia
In the Still and Quiet by Rinsom Lost reviews
America's been hiding his worsening depression for over two hundred years. He thinks he has it under control, but fate might be trying to tell him differently, as Arthur shows up during one of his low points. kink-meme deanon. Warnings for self-harm and, while not an eating disorder, mentions of something that could be seen as something close.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/8/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Inside Out by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Reclusive Arthur Kirkland lives a quiet and routine existence inside the house he hasn't stepped out of for three years. That is until his cheerful, extroverted new neighbor, Alfred F. Jones, moves in next door. Agoraphobic!ArthurxAlfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,872 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - England/Britain, America
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Breathe Me by MapleTreeway reviews
"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
Stitching Hearts by Mandelene reviews
Dr. Arthur Kirkland normally took pride in his secluded lifestyle. After all, friendships and family ties were mere burdens that could only be expected to drag down his work ethic. So what happens when two stray boys wander into his hospital? Well, it's certainly an uncommon adventure that he's in for, and perhaps his patients aren't the only ones who require fixing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,848 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Demon Child of Prussia by Aepfel reviews
It was certainly not at all easy to be a left-handed immortal albino in medieval Europe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Ghastly by DarkAngels1112 reviews
Alfred is a human turned into a demon, with all SEVEN of the seven deadly sins. Arthur is his enemy and is in charge of helping Alfred reverse them. As Alfred goes on his journey to turn his vices into virtues and get his beauty back he finds more and more evidence of a lover's death, and possibly his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - America, England/Britain
Ashes to Ashes by Hellie Ace reviews
Omegaverse, USUK. On the brink of extinction, most human civilians have been reduced to flesh-eating monsters. The zombie plague has decimated most, but as the US government collapses, Alfred F. Jones finds himself alone in the new hellish world. That is, until he meets an Omega named Arthur Kirkland, who claims to lead the most powerful human faction left alive: the CIA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - America, England/Britain
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Golden Chorus by OrangePlum reviews
1950s AU, Boston. Arthur isn't picky about his clients, but there's just one person he'll never sell to: a bright-eyed blonde who won't let him out of his sight. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Booked by HetaliaHour reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Correlation Isn't Always Causation by modeoheim reviews
Cloud works as a mechanic in the big city of Midgar, and after getting in a motorcycle accident real life hits hard. Between paying off hospital bills on top of the usual ones and finding a new roommate to help pay the rent he has no patience for the rich, often unbearable people of the city, and that includes Highwind Auto's newest customer, Genesis Rhapsodos.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,249 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Albion by Italizzy reviews
Post apocalypse AU. Arthur Kirkland, one of the sole survivors has built the kingdom of Albion from the ashes. Not everything lives up to his expectations and as always, there are those who live off another's suffering. Alfred Jones, a member of the Resistance, will do anything to change the way things are. But what happens when the queen isn't the monster he believed him to be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - England/Britain, America
Nothing But Humanity by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Alfred met Arthur, the snake boy, when he was twelve. And then, he met him again when he was eighteen. Six years is a long time, and Alfred discovers the horrible fate that has befallen the snake child after the day he first failed to save him. Unable to break a promise, he frees Arthur from the clutches of his captors. It was the dullness in his eyes that compelled him to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Taboo by OrangePlum reviews
It was a very bad idea for a nation to love a human. That was the one taboo all countries understood very well. And yet, that couldn't quell the apprehensive curiosity England possessed when watching a blonde American in a coffee shop every morning. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - England/Britain, America
Invisible M by modeoheim reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Guns and Knives, Flowers and Ice
Focus: General: All Categories